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JBSaltzman

@jbsaltzman.bsky.social
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Infinite diversity in infinite combinations. #DCstatehood Personal account, opinions are my own.

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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 14h
Chef’s kiss.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Your attorney followers are prohibited from disclosing their best work due to privilege laws.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Don’t forget the contempt the voters clearly have for themselves.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The obituary reads as if the abuse happened TO him.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
J. Jonah Jameson: Spiderman Boss Laughs
Alt: J. Jonah Jameson: Spiderman Boss Laughs
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is there anything KOC brings to the table (aside from getting out of Flores and the defense’s way)?
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
T-shirt?
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chuck’s sister!
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First possession suggests no.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Most illogical.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Those residuals from Star Trek: The Voyage Home must not be paying out.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Or get a dupe elected President to cause chaos…
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is an insanely satisfying thing to watch.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
CAN YOU PLEASE PROVIDE CONTEXT?!?!?
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Listen, I admire and support this endeavor but can we use more accurate headlines please?
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Deck
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Schumer, Jeffries, Gillibrand…they being the leadership option will probably cost Dems 1-2% of the vote this year.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
WHO CARES?
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
WHO CARES????
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
WHAT kind of framing is this?!!
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Love the font.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Who cares?
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oedipus Moron
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
[ducks]
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That’s a home run of an idea.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Can YOU figure out how to counter a blitz-heavy defense professor???
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cannot be more embarressed to come from the same county.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You have enough time to get this look in place by midterms.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
As luck would have it I just finished an entertaining novel about a moon made of cheese.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
$1000 to the first reporter who asks him on camera to name his grandchildren.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
That’s the thing isn’t it? He could spend a stupid amount of money on “silly” fun stuff that may actually improve something and still build/restore hospitals/parks/schools across the world.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Shouldn’t drug prices be less than zero considering all the price cuts that have been promised?
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Going in circles.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Statehood now.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s and his hair was perfect.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Folks! with Tom Selleck and Don Ameche.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Name one.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“I Just Don’t Care” by Jonathan Chait
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We’ve already forgotten his name. Miller’s on the other hand will be remembered for considerably longer (including his own descendants)for his actions.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You and your staff did not have to do this.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You and your staff really did not have to do this.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This has lived rent free in my head since I saw it in the theater. Only a few remember but those who do have quoted lines of dialogue in everyday life that NO ONE gets.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Don’t kink shame him. This is clearly something he has spent a lot of time thinking through.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“falsely accusing”
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Freedom250 brought to you by Acme Inc.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A better representation of July 4th than any of the official nonsense in DC.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Good people on both sides though right?
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
As a DC resident I look forward to one step closer to living on the Fury Road.
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JBSaltzman @jbsaltzman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Can we share Mattingly?
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