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A little nonsense every day, keeps the madness far away.

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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Woodcarving from 1440. The Gellingtons arrived on a comet from outer space but the people feared them. #CAF2025 #Chorlton
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Come see the Gellingtons in #Chorlton. Oswald Road and Claridge Road (Pocket Park) pannaya.com/oh-those-gel...
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OH THOSE GELLINGTONS
Woodcarving Circa 1404 PROOF EXTRA TERRESTRIAL BEINGS LIVE ON EARTH TWIN CITIES: ST. PETERSBURG (RUSSIA) AND MANCHESTER (UK) IN 1961 YURI GAGARIN (SPACE HERO AND FIRST MAN TO ORBIT THE EARTH) CAME …
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
There are too many guns in Hollywood
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
The tree sang stories into our bones — now it is silence.
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Kiera Chapman @kierachapman.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
This is bloody awful from Toby Carvery, who have deliberately felled a 500 year old oak in Enfield. It goes together with the wider redevelopment of a very ecologically sensitive area to make a football ground for Tottenham. Again, these are not the right priorities folks.
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Toby Carvery admits felling ancient Whitewebbs oak tree
The owner of the pub chain falsely claimed the tree was dead as justification for the felling which has shocked local people and prompted outrage from conservationists across the country
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Volatility surging as markets globally plunge. Forced selling, margin calls, and fear dominate. Watch central bank moves. We could see 10%+ drop soon unless immediate liquidity steps are taken. #markets #globalcrisis #stockdrop
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
NYSE closes –5%, global markets tanking, delta hedging kicking in hard. Liquidity vanishing, vol spiking. If no coordinated action by CBs or govts, tomorrow could open in full panic mode. This is systemic. Act fast. #markets #crash #NYSE
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
US markets down 5% with 30 mins to close. Dealers will be forced to delta hedge into the drop. Risk of a feedback loop + flash crash is real. Everyone with exposure: stay calm, reduce leverage, and watch liquidity. #MarketCrash #DeltaHedging #GammaTrap #SPX #Volatility #FinancialCrisis #Options
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
This seems so long ago. Whatever happened?
A cartoon election poster image of a turnip headed man holding his thumb up and a spoon woman smiling for the camera.
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Mini Masters Art Club @minimastersart.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Proud to have created a panel for #ChorltonCraftivists latest community project in support of @ryebankfields.bsky.social Ryebank Fields - local beloved, rewilded space threatened with destruction for housing #Chorlton #MiniMastersArtClub #RyebankFields #rewild
Fabric collage of woodland animals with stitched text title THERE ARE ALREADY HOMES ON RYEBANK FIELDS
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I’m trying to see how long it takes for me to get banned from X by our ‘Free Speech Hero’ – latest post: ENOML UIKSS AAWTT ENOML UIKSS AAWTT ENOML UIKSS AAWTT #stegangraphy #cryptography #wordpuzzle #puzzle
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I learned a new word: Thagomizer: The spikes at the end of a Stegosaurus's tail. In Gary Larson's 1982 The Far Side comic strip a caveman lecturer refers "The thagomizer," in honor of "The late Thag Simmons," a victim of said spikes. Paleontologists now use the word in literature
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
A New Year’s (steganography) word puzzle: ATEOHN RBTRIO ATEOHN RACHNC EOHNTA ERIOBR TOHNTA EHNCAR CE #puzzle #wordpuzzle #decodethis #wordplay #hiddenmessage
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
A Merry Christmas message to Everyone
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
If only. #UnitedNations treaty banning all warfare except pea shooters pannaya.com/pea-shooter-... UNTS 2024/001 (25/12/2024) – Pea Shooter Treaty: Banning All Conflict Except the Use of Pea Shooters.
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Pea Shooter Treaty
UNTS 2024/001 (25/12/2024) – Pea Shooter Treaty: Banning All Conflict Except the Use of Pea Shooters. PreambleWe, the undersigned nations, recognizing the inherent stupidity of global conflict, do …
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
The Sunday Before Christmas
A man feeding a girl child in what is clearly an awful place.  The girl and her mother have halos.
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
The Star and Garter has made The New York Times #starandgarter www.nytimes.com/2024/12/14/r...
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Saving England’s Music Oasis From a New Wave of Development
The working-class city of Manchester has birthed legendary bands for decades. But in its quest for growth, its musical legacy is in danger of being muted.
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
BBC News Presenters 2024 (Male) The 'Other' Category was too small to show. #bbcnews
A humorous pie chart of BBC News presenter names - all are very posh (Quinton, Hugo, Rupert, Fraser, Algernon, Giles and Tristan)
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I was asked to explain why it is better to put money in a bank than keep it under the bed. I think this works.
A badly drawn graphic showing how interest discounted rates work
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Guess what I bought myself for an early Christmas present?
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
#Winter, 1955 by Japanese artist and poet Keiko Minami
Artwork featuring a bird in silhouette flying in the centre foreground and a group of winter bare trees to the top left all against a bleak greenish cream background
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
A steganography puzzle before I cook dinner Focus guides us through uncertain times. In dreams, clarity emerges. Night brings revelations disguised as whispers. Dare to seek them; the answers are near. ?
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Fleeing the Second Battle of St. Albans Coloured woodcarving from 1461
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
If anyone plays Wordle I have done some analysis and putting the words: Crane, Sight, Plumb and Fjord in (don't look at what you get) on the fifth go you will always win.
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I should go to bed, but I am doodling.
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Our old TV broke and now only shows a beautiful vivid blue. It's much better than actually watching TV and I am keeping it.
A TV which only shows a vivid and beautiful blue
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Here's a visual/word puzzle. Ten green bottles. #puzzle #freepuzzle
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I doodled a maze and thought it was worth passing on. It’s actually quite hard. #maze #puzzle #freepuzzle
A really hard hand drawn maze
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I was bought a day out experience. WOW! THAT WAS FUN. Just me, my pony and my rifle pannaya.com
A man with his pony, shooting triffids with a rifle.  The triffids are in an electrified fence.
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
And what about this for mathematical insanity? I know I was doing surreal, but this is just way beyond that. pannaya.com/the-surreali... pannaya.com
Some text about the Banach-Tarski Paradox and a sphere being smashed and rearranged.
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Also... if you multiply a 1/2 by 1/2 half of the time you get 0.8862269...
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I keep trying to explain this to my students but they just don't seem to get it. If you have zero and you multiply it by itself zero times, you get one. It's obvious. 0!=1 what more to ask?
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Just to remind you, 0!=1
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I don’t know who sent this but ‘Buballoo loves Choogaloo’ is really pushing the boundaries. Any more of this nonsense and I will stop passing on your nonsense. BBC Internal Silliness Group #BBCNews #BBCISG #BBC pannaya.com/news/
An AI generated cloud hugging a tree
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
This came via email – it’s not as silly as the rest and seems to have an agenda, but it isn’t offensive, so I am happy to share. BBC Internal Silliness Group – keep sending the images. #BBCNews #BBCISG #BBC #BBCWorld #worldnews #globalnews #BBCLocal pannaya.com/news/
A word cloud with lots of American political words on and a BBC logo
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Sent to me from RJS (probably an alias) If the Internal Silliness Group want to send more things, you know where I am (nothing rude like before) #BBCNews #BBCISG #BBC pannaya.com
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I’ve had a few emails with pics from the BBC’s Internal Silliness Group (ISG) – some of them aren’t publishable. This is a good one though. #BBCNews #BBCTrending #BBCScotland #BBCLocalNews #BBCISG pannaya.com
Some sheep and a BBC website shot.
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
OLAY MASK THERE’S A NEW SUPERHERO IN TOWN CEO, CRIME FIGHTING, BADDIE BUSTING, GOVERNMENT ADVISOR! Has a great complexion too. #USGovernmentHero #DRAININGtheSWAMP @MAGAIncWarRoom
The superhero, crime fighting CEO - Olay Mask
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
If you think I am making this up – my friend at the BBC sent me this. They have been making this stuff for years. The Internal Silliness Group at the BBC is real! #BBCNews #BBCTrending #BBCISG #BBCStaff
An old print of an archbishop who has a Buckminsterfullerene for a halo
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
If the BBCs Internal Silliness Group (ISG) had actually posted these things and not kept them secret they might have given us all a good laugh. But as I believe it goes right to the top - it probably wasn't wise. #BBCNews #BBCTrending #BBISG #BBC #BBCWebsite
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I’ve dug up another of the BBCs bizarre internal websites – this is an old one. #BBCNews #BBCTrending #BBCBirmingham #BBCLocalNews #Chorlton #BBCManchester
The dragon from Chorlton and the Wheelies has an interesting altercation with Fenella te Welsh witch who gives him a wedgie.
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I am going to dig deeper (being a serious journalist) to find out more about the BBC's Internal Silliness Group. I think they may go back a long way. #BBC #BBCNews #BBCISG #BBCTrending
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
This one actually made it onto the BBC website a few years back. Again – sorry I can’t give you the URL as being a proper journalist my sources must remain confidential. #BBCNews #BBCTrending #BBCBrighton #BBCLocalNews
An angry looking seagull with a chip in it's mouth.
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
There are people working at the BBC who call themselves The Internal Silliness Group (ISG). Some are very high profile. They make silly websites and post them on the BBC server. It’s been going on for years. I’ll dig more out. I can’t share the URLs though in case they get caught
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Thomas House @tah-sci.com · 11/11/2024
We've all wanted to write it ... Finally someone did!
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
BBC local news really needs to check their content. Here’s a screen grab I found by accident. #PuddleGate #MoseleyMiracle #BBCNews #BBCTrending #BBCBirmingham #BBCLocalNews
A photo of a puddle in Moseley (Birmingham) which is slightly larger than usual and the local residents have contacted the BBC to report on the story.
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
Important Survey Result – may change the direction of everything! Jon Cubis (chief psefologhist UBOS) says “The results are clearly outstanding.” We at Pannaya.com are dedicated to serving the public through rigorous analysis.
A pie chart detailing the results of a survey about when afternoon ends and evening begins.
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
Important Survey Result – may change the direction of everything! Jon Cubis (chief psefologhist UBOS) says “The results are clearly outstanding.” We at Pannaya.com are dedicated to serving the public through rigorous analysis.
A pie chart detailing the results of a survey about when afternoon ends and evening begins.
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
To all the volunteers at the #Chorlton Arts Festival – it’s a big thank you from us. Hopefully we’ll all be back next year #CAF24 Pannaya.com #Chorlton art collective
Loads of stick people holding up Chorlton Arts Festival banners and banners with Thank You written on them
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Pannaya @jborresen.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
Sushi today – this is what Japanese ink, wolf hair brushes and rice paper were invented for. High art indeed! Illustrated #Zen Koans pannaya.com/koan-fish/ #CAF24 Pannaya.com #Chorlton art collective
Some crazy fish painted with Japanese ink on rice paper
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