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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

POV: you had to re-learn how to do allegation 3.5 years AFTER you passed the calculations exam

diagonal subtraction gets you your parts

ADD the parts to get the total

USE YOUR BRAIN, THE THING IN YOUR HEAD to decide if you're using a parts or a total in the cross-multiplication

blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

YEARS OF MODELING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for amikacin Wanted to dose phenytoin anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "GUESSING" They have played us for absolute fools

Complicated equations for "calculated volume of distribution," "calculated recommended dosing interval," and "calculated recommended dose".

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

currently at this stage of studying

Flashcard 1: "the steady state was X, how long does it take to reach new steady state Y?"

Answer 1: "5 HALF LIVES ( *NOT* 5 DOSES )

ALWAYS FIVE HALF LIVES TO STEADY
STATE

NO EQUATIONS JUST T1/2 x 5

STOP TRYING TO DO EQUATIONS

IT TAKES FIVE HALF LIVES

READ THE QUESTION BEFORE TRYING
ANY C=CO(e^-kt) BULLSHIT"

Flashcard 2: "clearance when 100% renally cleared"

Answer 2: "CL_R = CL_T

I can't believe we needed a flashcard for this"

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I've watched this 10 times in a row "gladlyyyyy baaaaaabe"!

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"this is not the right way to solve the housing crisis" — people not solving the housing crisis

A person quote-tweets an anti-infill-housing article saying "Sixteen units where ONE house use to be. SIXTEEN."

Below is the "holy shit 2 cakes" meme with a photo of infill row houses photoshopped on top of the cakes. The stick figure says "Holy shit! 16 houses!".

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Actually I'm not 20 and I think —"

If you were 25, that would be adorable, but you're 32 now, so that's just stupid.

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

like, there's just no way there's enough questions using these types of equations to make or break whether I pass

$PK equation with three separate big-ass fraction expressions and four different "e^-kt" instances.$

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don't even like AI and unsubscribed from Erin a while ago but like. What the fuck are we doing here.

Too often these days I find myself in the position of defending someone I think is annoying from someone I know is dangerous. Most recently this happened with

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I mean it's just the only medical event guaranteed to impact 50% of the population at a predictable interval, what could the public health implications be? Grumpiness?

It's one banana Michael, how much could it cost? $10?

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I need y'all to see the barometric pressure forecast

Starts dropping around 11 am thursday from a high of around 1015 hPa.

Continues dropping until around 1 pm Friday, forecast to reach around 998 hPa.

Rises continuously from the nadir on Friday up to 1020 hPa.

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Stephen Pinker showing up to a biblical studies academic conference with his "dangerous ideas" like

Stephen Pinker yells "I don't think the Bible is literal history" to a huddle of people who give him a thumbs up and then go back to ignoring him.

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Zoë requested her birthday cake look like Mount Olympus

Two tier cake with droopy brown fondant, marshmallow clouds around the base, chocolate rocks, and some cake toppers that look like greek gods.

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Kya: "You know, some of the Tiktoks you send me don't explicitly apply to me but I still feel attacked" Me: "...that is the most autistic literal-brained definition of 'explicitly apply to me' I've ever heard. Like, okay. You don't have a special interest in LICHEN SPECIFICALLY."

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Albertans be like "can you fill my prescription for brand name Dilantin"

Cartoon man tears off his calendar and the next month is january 1984.

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

ngl this should be a Canadian Heritage Moment

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

really loving the Earnest Millennial Wholesome side plot in New York right now

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

(first day of school tomorrow) Me: "Hey Zoë is there anything in your backpack from camp that shouldn't be in your backpack?" Zoë: "No"

Very large pile of books, bead lizards, garbage, and clothes.

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

the average man is Opposite Jason Bourne even when there's no possibility of accidentally violating the No Homo Accords

Heat map of men vs women's gaze tracking walkimg home at night. Women are mainly scanning the periphery and men are mainly looking in the center of the path.

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

this joke brought to you by ✨migraine✨

Me texting Kya: and a Diet Coke
Like mcjagger

Kya: Mcjagger

Me: And one would appear in his hand

Kya: Yes, that's not his name
Mick Jagger

Me: Lmao

Kya: This is your "grink"

Me: picture of Mick Jagger with a leprechaun hat and shamrock photoshopped on.

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

realized today that at Canadian prices and my current wages one Ubrelvy is only half an hour of work

Homer: "I don't want to take a Ubrelvy, they're expensive! Maybe I should just go home."
Homer's brain: "Finishing your shift can buy many Ubrelvy."
Homer: "Explain how!"
Homer's brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services".

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

a fun fact about Canada is we actually already have a lake named after Trump in Manitoba

Zoomed out map of manitoba showing the location of "stupid lake" in the northeast part of the province

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"why am I SO tired, I didn't even do anything all day?"

Zac Efron "bet on it" meme where he is gesturing in confused frustration to text reading "the same migraine postdrome symptom I get every single time"

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

went home early from work for the first time in my LIFE like "??? a weird flu???" and halfway home had the classic realization

Homer Simpson in the "money can be exchanged for goods and services" scene:

"Awww I'm having the weirdest symptoms"

*zooms in on his brain* "Migraines can cause many symptoms."

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"war is no time for soft cheezies" has lived rent-free in my head since this sketch dropped last year

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

oh sure what if we kept all the same drug therapy problems and added serotonin syndrome

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

*clears throat* I have a complaint

Strong Doge labeled "Canadian NSAID prescribing": "Just add a PPI. We make a combo tablet with misoprostol. Ketorolac for everyone. Kidneys schmidneys."

Weak Doge labeled "Canadian penicillin prescribing: "I saw a maculopapular rash 3 says after treatment ended. 10 days of clarithromycin. What's a PENFAST."

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

y'all remember my brother who had cancer? he fell off a zipline

Text to my brother reading "rare little brother achievement unlocked" with an x-ray of a thoracic spine fusion. I have photoshopped a gold seal reading "certified pain in the neck."

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

very important to me that you all know about the bald-e's

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

walked out to the parking lot and became the meme

Large full-cab grey truck parked one stall over from my small half-cab grey truck.

Meme of a small half cab truck parked next to an extremely large truck.

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

this is how my barber inexplicably decided to style my hair after he cut it

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

realized today that my parents being out of town all week meant a LOT of eggs and cheese and broccoli all on the verge of going bad

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

my parents took the can opener on a week-long camping trip and all my easy meals involve beans, tuna, or Taylor Farms bagged salads

Pierre Poilievre standing in front of a campaign sign that says "Fuck My Life/Ma Vie Tabarnak".

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

POV: you were just about to send your dad a text beginning "is it money laundering if..."

Text message: "we will have no power and no cell service when we are camping."

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

noooo Brandon Sanderson's books aren't Mormon aha anyways here's two unrelated instances of a hand-carved toy horse being used as a symbol of love and tenderness between family members

The scene from Joseph Smith: Prophet of the Restoration (2002) where Joseph Smith Sr. gives a toy horse to one of his children, which he had made after noticing his son wishing for a toy in the general store that he couldn't afford to buy. (This is a fictional scene, and is accompanied by a voiceover of Joseph Smith Jr. reading the bible verse about "if you as parents know how to give good gifts to your children, so will God give good gifts to those that ask him".

A sketch of Kaladin and Tien from The Stormlight Archive (first book published in 2010), including the toy horse Tien gifts him on the day they are conscripted into the army. Kaladin loses the horse after Tien's death and years later finds it again after finally forgiving himself for Tien's death.

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

they're selling modified height medieval pillories on my local facebook marketplace

$300, description: based on a customer request, this modified medieval pillory demands that it's time to really celebrate. Built exclusively for those with a different appetite than

Same facebook listing, this time with an indoor staged photo showing how it opens.

Third listing in the same place as the second photo from a different angle.

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

another extremely important video for my followers of Mormon experience

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

yeah idk why the air wasn't blowing either

a bunch of leaves I cleaned out of the ducts of my ford ranger

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