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He/Him jack of all trades, master of none Cali native local and environmental history guy

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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s an omen. You WILL have a good year.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Also don’t forget the PS1 game and the short lived Nickelodeon live action show.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It gets pretty fucking wild, ESPECIALLY for being a children’s book series. I remember getting into it when I first moved, it was just in time for the ending. You’ll have to let me know what you think if you stick it out all the way through.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
100%, maybe a little dust at most, but that shit should be CLEANED OUT. Usually you clean the place on your way out and then the landlord goes through after you’ve left, inspects it and has someone else come through and clean again or at least maintain the property somewhat in the meantime.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Maybe that’s where they came from, the cheeseheaded mfs.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
But you could make a proportionally sized perfectly cooked fry if you try.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not enough though
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I did tho
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You’re supposed to do the chili mac
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Is this how you choo choo choose to spend your National Yaoi Day?
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Would it be a straight up shoe store or would it be shit like the old lady who lived in a shoe?
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What about a pulley system off the back balcony?
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
You wanna take a few for me? It’s a LOT of reading, including about people playing with wood.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Amen to that, lock em up and throw away the key. There may be lil things, but this was amazing and the haters need to stfu.
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Fred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away.
Alt: Have a bad opinion on the TADC finale or anything bad to say about Gooseworx? Fred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away. No more Internet for you.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Go big and be proud of your yaoi dude, you worked so freaking hard on it.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Because her gender is HIGH AS FUUUCCKKK
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Living in the Bay, I’m on a big peninsula w/ hills, walking west would be 6-8 hrs from my house. Walking to the northernmost point of SF on the west side of the Golden Gate would be 11 hrs. If the Bay itself counts, less than 2 hrs from my home. Would I personally walk the long ones? Not these days.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It’s his couch now
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
>:(
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Did you bring enough to share with the rest of the class?
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Haven’t been using this app much, so let’s change that a bit. I’m an artist sometimes & years ago I was doing a study w/ Scooby villains that was gonna end up with a bunch of my faves in a collage painting. Need to pick it back up sometime, I still have the materials.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I see what looks like spinach, cheese and/or shaved carrot, garlic(?) and dressing with bread. That’s some of the makings of a salad.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I see the salad tossing went well
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
And of course this is all while parts are getting STUPID EXPENSIVE and I’m still on AMD4 with a mobo that’s been discontinued so it’d be a downgrade.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Had a dream this morning that I had it back & it was leagues better than before. It wasn’t that bad, but I hadn’t dusted in a minute so been joking since before I dropped it off that it’s this meme. Been a few days now so gonna try to get an official update today & see if I DO need a new mobo.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Tried upgrading my PC last week, but got hasty & pretty sure I missed a step somewhere so it won’t boot anymore. Took it into a shop to have someone look at it & been trying not to stress over it. From what I’ve heard since, the mobo may be toast.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
So you’re the — when I fucking get you…
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Cranberry sauce sucks anyways, but that sounds like the shits I guess.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
That’s a sick ass jacket dude
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
New car smell and 5 easy payments of $99.99 with no money down and 0% APR as today’s special deal just for you!
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Good to know. Work gave me a free iPad Air to try out during the summer, now I can either keep it or swap it out for a MacBook Air. I’ve got laptops I haven’t used in a while and barely used the iPad though, should I do it?
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I remember in high school one of everybody’s favorite substitute teachers was hella chill, but bought into some of the more “mild” conspiracy theories w/ his favorite being chemtrails. Don’t think I saw anyone w/ the crazier ones publicly till college & even then it was COVID that brought them out.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
But are those joycons charged?
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
And in fairness, yes depending on the set, the hardware is easy to lose, but generally not the whole thing for Billy. I remember mine had a big bag with separate compartments.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Submit a ticket, iirc their customer service is pretty good about replacing parts. Don’t leave poor Billy in pieces.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Note to self, bring more fruit to the scareport
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Like specifically the version they find in caribou, those supposedly taste like milk.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Sammy’s poison made out of ground up botfly larvae and a dash of matcha powder.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
It’s always the sore throat that tells me it’s not just my allergies and on rare occasions it’s the first symptom.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Be the change you want in the world, but also that’d prolly be the first time the shoes outlasted the lights.
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Well, what does it say?
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Yes you should
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
How,s a,bout this,?
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I know I did good when my grandpa came in with a bowl of chips and asked for a little bit to try, took a bite and immediately asked me to fill the bowl with the salsa. Can you believe my mom just wanted to buy some store bought stuff in a jar?
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JB @jbinthekc.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Been a while since posted so gonna brag about some grilling did last weekend at my dad’s. Marinaded and grilled up some carne asada. Plus seared some tomatoes, jalapeños and an onion to make some fresh salsa to pair with it.
Tomatoes, jalapeños and an onion on aluminum foil on a bbq roasting.Completed salsa in a bowl Carne asada cooking on the grill
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