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Jeff Bernstone

@jbernstone.bsky.social
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Boston based freelance writer and content strategist. Culturally ambiguous by design. Mercenary, but not in that French Foreign Legion way. Once referred to as an asshole by Patti Smith. She was justified. My cat will beat up your dog.

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Jeff Bernstone @jbernstone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And if you can blame me, please eat a bowl of fuck.
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Jeff Bernstone @jbernstone.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I've simply never found it possible to get tired of Dennis Weaver made for TV movies. No matter how physically ill I get.
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Jeff Bernstone @jbernstone.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Never a welcome circumstance when you find out an old friend who you assumed disappeared off the face of the planet actually... did. RIP, Baby Bruddah. I miss our pub crawls. And our 3 am arguments about Corso and/or Wilhelm Reich.
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Jeff Bernstone @jbernstone.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
The only Altman I choose to recognize of adding value to the world:
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Jeff Bernstone @jbernstone.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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Jeff Bernstone @jbernstone.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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Jeff Bernstone @jbernstone.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
There's probably at least 93 separate poems Stevie Smith published about a cat. I can't be arsed to look any of them up. Why would I choose to live vicariously when I have Lady General by my side in sickness and in health? #InternationalCatDay #FuckTheHuns
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Jeff Bernstone @jbernstone.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Edgar Winter was once considered a sex symbol. It was before I was born and I'm probably lying, but I'm hoping that someone will run w/ that rumor cuz I'm too chicken shit to send a Scientologist a prank love letter.
A half naked Sccientologist albino wearing impressive jewelry
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Jeff Bernstone @jbernstone.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
There are, of course, two sides to every story. "There's the truth. And then there's the truth."
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Jeff Bernstone @jbernstone.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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Jeff Bernstone @jbernstone.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Test questions developed by the highly credible Dr. Buddence Q. Davenport of the Gugliamangia Institute:
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