Jeff Bernstone @jbernstone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026And if you can blame me, please eat a bowl of fuck. 000
Jeff Bernstone @jbernstone.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I've simply never found it possible to get tired of Dennis Weaver made for TV movies. No matter how physically ill I get. 010
Jeff Bernstone @jbernstone.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Never a welcome circumstance when you find out an old friend who you assumed disappeared off the face of the planet actually... did. RIP, Baby Bruddah. I miss our pub crawls. And our 3 am arguments about Corso and/or Wilhelm Reich. 000
Jeff Bernstone @jbernstone.bsky.social · 19/08/2025The only Altman I choose to recognize of adding value to the world: 000
Jeff Bernstone @jbernstone.bsky.social · 08/08/2025There's probably at least 93 separate poems Stevie Smith published about a cat. I can't be arsed to look any of them up. Why would I choose to live vicariously when I have Lady General by my side in sickness and in health? #InternationalCatDay #FuckTheHuns 210
Jeff Bernstone @jbernstone.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Edgar Winter was once considered a sex symbol. It was before I was born and I'm probably lying, but I'm hoping that someone will run w/ that rumor cuz I'm too chicken shit to send a Scientologist a prank love letter. 000
Jeff Bernstone @jbernstone.bsky.social · 03/07/2025There are, of course, two sides to every story. "There's the truth. And then there's the truth." 000
Jeff Bernstone @jbernstone.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Test questions developed by the highly credible Dr. Buddence Q. Davenport of the Gugliamangia Institute: 000