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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I’m awake. Honestly I’m not excited about it but I’m willing to see where this plays out.

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I cannot drown my demons, they know how to surf. Or whatever A day to remember said.

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Ok wow, unfollowing now. I was into the fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, and miracles, but I was not aware this was a kissing book.

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I don’t care who you are, if you stick your dick in my potato salad I am taking your jetski out for a midnight rendezvous.

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Lost the article, a new study finds that women spend more time thinking about what men are thinking about than men actually spend thinking.

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Your bio says you’re 6 foot. But I can clearly see you only have two!

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

He wear no shoeshine, he got... toe-jam football, he got...monkey finger, he shoot...Coca-Cola

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Don’t add to the population. Don’t subtract from the population. Don’t end up in the hospital, on the news or in jail. If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

The three hardest things for someone to say. 1. Iam sorry 2. I need help 3. Worcestershire sauce.

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

To whoever stole my anti-depressants, I just hope you’re happy.

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

It’s time to chew ass bubbles and kick gum, and I’m all out of bubbles?

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

My therapist suggested an emotional support animal. I got a chicken, deep friend and came with a biscuit.

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

There isn’t enough gum in the galaxy to stop the ass kicking you’re about to get

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I wouldn’t be worried about smart phones or Alexa spying on ya. The vacuum cleaner’s been gathering dirt on you for years.

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

My cat constantly looks at me like I asked her to give me a ride to the airport.

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I came I saw, forgot what I was doing. Retraced my steps got distracted on my way back, I have no idea what’s going on and now I have to piss.

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

The only thing bigger than my massive wiener is my willingness to lie about its size!

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

I’m Ricky Bobby. If you haven’t watched Hundreds of beavers, then f–k you

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

TIL: there are 3 taken movies. I assume this is true I literally never finished the first one… wait are all three the same guy young obi wan kenobi? That’s bad parenting…

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

You ever got beaten with a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend, because she has a twin sister and you got confused and Fucked her father? That’s what it feels like to drive a ford F-350.

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

"Life doesn't always wanna be your friend... you can't just hide, cuz nobody likes a quitter. You gotta take chances".

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal.

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Peel every potato nincompoop before Rolf returns… Or you’re fired!

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

This is my favorite song! Dance to the drum beat of the ballistic, fetishistic, sadistic piss-stick! Let the bullets scrape me clean and never, ever, ever flash a sassy eye at the good doctor.

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

"I was there for the good times! When George and Weezy moved on up to the East Side, I was there”

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

I met her at the roller ring, I think, dressed in pink, plenty of ink Her nedden stank, but I didn't care Shit, I ain't had any in a couple of years I was in love like a fuckin' sucker, fuck the rubber, I fucked her blubber I bought her shit, she taught me shit

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

William Charles Manspeaker publicly apologize to the sound man in Davenport Iowa

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

IF THE RACOON LEAPS ON THE IS A APPLE THEREFORE PLUTO CRAZY CLOWN TRUCK PEACE BELL RUNG NACHO CHEESE... SANTA STAYED TICKLE ME ELMO THAN LEMON DROPS POPPED! NO! NOT LEMON DROPS!! SEASONING SALT! THAN, BEVIS JUMPED... yes BEVIS, AND JILL JELLYBEAN BUT NOT THE LICORICE, AND SATURN PEACH SAID THE KING

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Day five of 31 days of Halloween. Nicolas cage in prisoners of the ghostland.

Prisoners of the Ghostland
2021 • Action, Horror, Fantasy

A notorious bank robber must find a wealthy warlord's missing granddaughter before the leather suit he is wearing self-destructs within three days.

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𝓤𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓽 𝓙𝓻 @jbergh.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Time ticks away these last few moments is there anything we’ve left unsaid?

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