This might be a fairly rote nosey journalist story but it's an absolute vibe goldmine. The ever-presence of brown. Hair so feathered and sculpted that LEGO seems lifelike. A period accurate volume of ...

If given the choice between punishing a person or any other possible option, humans will always choose to punish. I don't believe it comes from a deep animalistic urge for violence but rather the over...

While the window might be rapidly closing, I take solace that I could still technically fulfill my fantasy of fucking Michael Caine and Dyan Cannon at the same time.

Relentlessly unpleasant. Minimizing and trite. Emotionally vacant and politically infantile. That Mapother kid sure has the juice though.

Alan Ritchson is a double threat, he can run AND reach. I can only do one of those. Some impactful grisly shotgun-forward action here, just not in the neutered American version; PG-13 is a nonsense ra...

Nothing in this world infuriates me more than some motherfucker putting on airs. Talking yourself up without acknowledging your faults and limitations is the fastest way to indicate you're an unrepent...

There are at least 6 times when this family could've avoided significant danger if they hadn't stopped for a lengthy hug first.

Want to see a painfully naive chick fall in love with a perpetually stubbled dude who treats her like shit? Want endless voiceovers filled with sweaty metaphors equating science and love clearly writt...

I might seem calm on the outside but there's a new Captain Kick joint and my amygdala is jumping up and down and clapping like a fat six-year-old seeing a cotton candy stand. The previous two were ser...

We're meat that walks and talks and meat is just a phase change of dirt.

Under-budgeted jingo ballet for dipshits who like to use the word operator and know way too much about gun laws. Triple Frontier but washed-out and clumsy. But can you imagine how much it sucks to be ...

Just like fucking, earnest enthusiasm can make up for a truly colossal amount of stupidity.

There are few archetypes I love more than the arrogant dipshit desperate to be redeemed. And not just because I spent the majority of my life doing it. The annoying nobility in seeing the overwhelming...

How the fuck do you take zombie shit, a subgenre chewed by so many mouths that there's barely a skeleton left, and make it feel like you're being shaken by the throat but you can't stop laughing at th...

A self-possessed young broad abandons her entire worldview for the affections of the dullest dude in the postal district. Not that I'm complaining. If it wasn't a perpetual tendency of youth there's n...

Two witches wield incredible magical powers but can no longer manipulate their faces into recognizable emotions. Barely exists, even while watching it.

There is no word in English more of a lie than civilization. Shorn monkeys killing one other over shiny rocks or strips of flesh or imaginary control of little boxes to sleep in. Sometimes, over nothi...

Clearly a work of hallucinatory fiction since Reagan is shown making actual decisions and not sitting slack jawed in the oval office while an aide distracts him with a bowl of jelly beans. What the av...