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Jeff Beardsley

@jbeardsley.bsky.social
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Husband & dad. Interests: sports, technology, history. Pastimes: golf, pickleball, fishing. Fandom: LSU/Capitals/Nationals/Virginia Tech. Job: Cloud Operations. Solidarity: Oxford commas, 0-based lists, black coffee, a free Ukraine. Views are my own. 🇺🇸🇺🇦

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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Press secretary, chief prosecutor, Cabinet Secretary - I mean is there any role a Fox News talking head can't attempt to perform? Why do job searches for qualified candidates when you can just watch TV?
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Weasel words. Integrity apparently has a price - that of an ad spot.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I keep hearing about the tremendous amount of gold and other valuable metals contained inside Flock cameras... /s, maybe
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's his Emotional Support Ball
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean he's actually right, and this has been my personal attitude since Jan of 2024. 846 days remaining.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So you'll be going on extended vacations, not reading news articles to become aware of the crimes committed by the regime in power, ignoring your Constitutionally-defined job, and otherwise doing all you can to directly harm the Constitution and The People of our country. Thanks Mike.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh these people could do the funniest thing. Time for a Ka$hout.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She's decked out in her Lewinsky dress I see.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Same dress even!
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is this steel plan in the room with us today?
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lots of ballroom, helipad, and autopen talk. Super productive for the average citizen, obviously.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Layoffs have hit the US harder than other countries, and go visit Northern Virginia and see the impact of hundreds of datacenters and powerlines everywhere.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Capital C Commies = good lower case c commies = bad & banned Got it!
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But he allowed the Chinese Communist Party press!
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every taxpayer, no matter your party, should be outraged by this. Your money is being used to fund campaign ads for Trump. It’s totally completely illegally. He’s stealing your money for his campaign. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/u...
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‘Love Me’ Ad Promotes Trump With Public Money Ahead of the Midterms
A disclaimer says the ad was paid for by the U.S. government, which could violate federal law.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did he get his 747 from Qutar also? Is Drumph going to show him around his new bauble while they're there? It's totally something he would do.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Result! Awesome.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Arrest that asshole & murderer. I meant Putin, but understandable if you thought I meant someone else. Still, valid. Guess we're going to have a meeting of the G2.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Waiting on smarter" applies to <gestures broadly at everything" with this guy.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Guess it's time for another FIFA World Peace award!
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trump cuts ribbon on concreted-over Rose Garden with the crew from Four Seasons Total Landscaping who did the work.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't suppose that is the crew from Four Seasons Total Landscaping there behind him?
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Absolute chef's kiss of an own goal.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is how we should all listen to him for the rest of his term and life.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I always says the same about RFK when he opens his mount.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We call this the "Mike Johnson standard response".
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
+ Kash and Don Jr.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If someone proposed a vaccine schedule that was exactly 47 shots, he's go for it.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Por que no los dos?
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
More examples of why I unsubscribed 2 years ago, after being a subscriber for the prior 30 years.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I mean if this isn't a perfect topic for Florida Skelator to comment on, I don't know what is
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can we get an update on the leprechaun epidemic also?
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Said as a @nationals.com fan : Oh the irony lost on Mets fans watching Pete hit taters for another team, all while cheering Juan Soto doing the same for them.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yet, he can still tweet. Seems like he's doing well to me.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"The Fed is begging for a deal to lower interest rates"
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jesus, what are we even doing here? This is the MOST unserious group of idiots ever put in charge of anything.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wait - "The VPs Fraud Task Force"??? Shouldn't that be "Anti-Fraud"? But as stated, it's probably more accurate.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dead men vote no bills.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Including all of the fraudsters shown in the photo?
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No, SHE is doing that, for him.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The most pro-measles President we've ever had.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dead men vote no bills.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've never seen so many commercials for chicken nuggets in my life as this weekend watching college and pro football. And they look as nasty and inedible as always.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Or, maybe don't.
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
💡 When the trash truck comes by, and the arms grab the can and dump it, the truck should play the Mario Bros coin sound. That's how you know the truck has been there.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/09/2026
Okay everyone. Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But the pilots and crew are already flying this plane? Can't they use the existing AF1 sims?
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Jeff Beardsley @jbeardsley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@sallyjenx.bsky.social Just read your @theatlantic.com article about the Dowdell family, and it's just fantastic. When my print copy arrives, I'm sure I'll read it again. Articles like yours is why I subscribe. Thank you.
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