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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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It would have been life changjng to get it back when we were just starting out.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He actually got off the plane and said "what a dotard."
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just found out that Eminem is doing a collab with Kid Rock. Now we can get some of Mom's Spaghetti and meatbawitdaba dabang diggydiggydiggy
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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ALL THE MEN
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But not nearly as many times as the world needs him to be.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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How you gonna say you have super intelligence when you can’t even work spell check?
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just learned that domesticated cats don't have the taste receptors needed to taste sweetness, and now I'm sad.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That also seems to describe a bunch of white dudes working AS Republican senators as well.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/09/2026
The Talmud teaches that anyone who sustains one soul, has sustained an entire world. For generations, Jewish New Yorkers have sustained our city. Today, we are launching the first-ever municipal Strategy to Combat Antisemitism.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A rad GenZ pop-punk band from Atlanta. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj4g...
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The Paradox - Bender ft Travis Barker (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TheParadoxBandVEVO
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"If we can pressure lawmakers to create guardrails, we WILL be able to stop me"
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Weekend Update: Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei on A.I.’s Threat to Humanity - SNL
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The only thing that should be more illegal than making an AI agent Opt Out is making no way to opt out.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Any other millennials out there who miss the Accelerated Reader program from middle school, or is it just me?
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you're going to attack me like this, at least yell "en garde!" first.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Exactly how many times do we have to get video recordings of people saying they are a US Citizen and ICE agents responding "we don't care, you don't have rights" before conservatives accept the reality that what ICE is doing is an ethnic cleansing?
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So, how many members of Trump's cabinet do you suppose have already used shell companies to buy property in Argentina in hopes of fleeing there when his administration ends?
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maybe he's hoping if he stands stupidly enough, MAGA will mistake him for Trump and actually be willing to vote for him.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And to think, there was people simping for billionaires so hard that they want us to believe AI isn't a threat to humanity.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They should all spend every day directly asking "Why do you oppose the 1st amendment and the constitutional rights of the press?" over and over.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fun fact: This is the 50th anniversary for Alaska's UBI program, and if a politician there suggested getting rid of it, that'd be the end of their career.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tater Salad is right.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Man...Imagine being a cop, and your entire department being so shit at your jobs that *even the state of Texas* agrees your whole department should be shut down.
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Texas police department ordered closed for failing to provide any benefit to community
Disbanding of department in Trinidad comes after arrest of a resident for posting about issues with local water supply
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dear Ed Sheeran, I hear Kid Rock is available.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The folks who wanted to silence Macklemore really are learning about the Streisand Effect this week.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
May we each and every one of us have the day that we deserve.
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ED SHEERAN IS NO LONGER A GINGER #redhead #pink #music #tour #concert
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I see the video of McConnell and all I can think is Disney is doing some really amazing work with their animatronics these days.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Damn, man. Hope it heals quickly.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The only good thing about rabies spreading in wildlife is that it means there's a better chance Kennedy will contract it from some roadkill in the near future. But if he went rabid, could we really tell?
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can you imagine how much it must've pissed off Howard Dean?
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ain't that the fuckin' truth.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love to see it.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well, I certainly didn't have "Blur-balled underwear pick of Hasan Piker on the jumbo-tron at the RNC convention" on my 2026 bingo card, but I suppose it was the next logical step for the GOP.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That's a horrible waste of fuel. Give them the honor of being the first cadavers to past Pluto's orbit.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well, I mean. *I* blame AI companies for AI slop. I just don't blame them exclusively.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just put the Sega Genesis set together on Sunday. Can't wait to get this one, too.
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Petergeist Clines @peterclines.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
unfortunately, Schumer and Jeffries won't do anything more significant than sternly worded letters and telling the voters we're all dumb for thinking they shouldn't be having secret meetings with unelected members of the Trump Crime Family.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He did say he saves it for when it's relevant to the plot. If breasting boobily isn't relevant to the plot, I don't know what is. Especially when descending stairs.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Funny how that works, isn't it?
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh, he's making all that money for the USA, not for himself? That sounds like he's giving permission for the government to seize all the assets he has gained since taking office.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Being surrounded by caretakers who possess some humanity and are paid to keep you alive and well is *much* safer than actually being around him.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They're safe. Even the ones who ostensibly live with him never see him unless he's using them as a human shield.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/09/2026
Good news: he lost.
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John Abbott @jbabbott.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Batches of up to 10,000. 100 "bad" ballots and 1 million legal votes get thrown out. That's not "a concern". That's election rigging.
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