JeffB @jb012.bsky.social · 09/10/2026There are worse ways to spend a Friday, I suppose. Temple of Apollo, Didim. 010
JeffB @jb012.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Through airport security and ended up with a pat down and being wanded by a cute lad due to something suspicious in what looked like the groin area. I'm not one to brag but...😏🤣🤣 120
JeffB @jb012.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just gasped audibly as a cute Asian lad flopped towards me on the station platform wearing grey tackies. He looked up, saw me and smiled😳 Walked past me with his hands in his pockets confirmed no underwear. Quite perked me up😰😂 010
JeffB @jb012.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Just had the Magic Mushroom Romesco at Leon in BHM. Not quite what I was expecting😂😂 010
JeffB @jb012.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Just been for my annual blood tests. Phlebotomist: Do you smoke or drink? Me: No and no but I have other vices if you want to discuss them. Phlebotomist: Yeah, I can believe that. 😳😂😂 010
JeffB @jb012.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Was sending a WhatsApp message and meant to type Slimming World but missed the S off. Autocorrect changed it to Rimming😳 Luckily I spotted it in time.Wherever did it get that idea from🤣🤣 040
JeffB @jb012.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Took myself off to Kuşadası for a break. One of the hotel waiters seems to have become my personal waiter. Looks like a young Alec Baldwin😍 Met him at a local mall and, though my gaydar may be permanently broke, I'm sure he was flirting with me...🤔 020
JeffB @jb012.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I've just had 2 little pricks- no, my shingles & pneumococcal injections, you filthy-minded beasts😂😂 020
JeffB @jb012.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I'm like a dog with a bone... (100×10)+50=1050÷25=42 75×10=750-42=708 010
