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JB @jb.caustic.org · 30/06/2026
I am, always, skeptical of claims when it comes to tech. So, it’s no real surprise that I’m here.
Image of a alignment axis chart with, with a point at lower down toward “bad”, labeled “the Skeptic”
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 12/02/2026
Needs better labelling.
A National Security Agency sponsored cell phone charging station, at RSA Conference in 2019.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 10/01/2026
I like this graph. The U.S. lost its ability to build and deliver.
Sample of ships built per year since 2020.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 22/12/2025
USPS just sent me a delivery exception for counterfeit postage.
Hello,
Your package has a delivery exception. The package associated with this tracking number was found to bear counterfeit postage and is now considered Postal Service property under USPS regulations and will not be delivered.
You are encouraged to contact the sender/merchant and/or your credit card company, as applicable, to seek a refund or other available recourse.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 19/12/2025
Good album as well.
Album cover for Firewater’s “get off the cross, we need the wood for the fire”, depicting a sinful Jesus.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 06/12/2025
I love Berlin’s Museum Für Naturkunde. The lighting is rather dramatic. @mfnberlin.bsky.social remains a favorite. Now, if they’d just get another season of “Süses Oder Saurier” going.
Dramatic lighting from below makes this allosaurus seem bigger and faster than its current state of fossilized remains would allow.  Forgot what this guy is, but very cool view of the scleral ring from the eye, which miraculously stayed with the skull. Fish specimens in jars.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 06/12/2025
Short stop at Potsdam, and there‘s a Christmas Market with heavy pours of rum and a Ferris Wheel.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 29/11/2025
This ornament reminds of @myraccoonhands.com profile pic.
A raccoon-like Christmas ornament.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 23/11/2025
It’s never really a bad time to enjoy a bit of snow in Germany. It’s just rare in Cologne.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 30/10/2025
For no reason at all, here’s a street of Stumbling Stones of people who were removed from their homes and deported to camps outside of their country, often by force. After having their citizenship revoked.
A humbling street in Cologne, Germany. Littered with Stumbling Stones.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 30/10/2025
Yes.
Photos of Stopersteine, Stumbling Stones” for the family Moses.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 28/09/2025
Forgot to follow it up with the giraffe-dragon-snail.
A snail that has the giraffe like head of a dragon. 

Or something. I don’t know, and I drew this thing.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 27/09/2025
Important design work is figuring out how to build a birthday piñata shaped like a dragon, and assembling the materials list.
Pen sketched illustration of a dragon shaped piñata.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 17/08/2025
Can’t resist. Draw a bird. #DrawABird
Draw a bird. Any bird. Bad bird.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 14/08/2025
Gotta say, that was my favorite show the year. Of course, it was also my second show of the year. I really should get out more. Thanks @ministryband.bsky.social and Uncle Al.
Photo of Ministry‘s current lineup on stage, in red. Photo of Ministry‘s current lineup in greens and blues.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 13/08/2025
For this silly trip, I brought along a segment of line and one evening, opted to tie a bottle sling around the neck. Not the best knot, sucks for cylinders, but useful in that it can be tied around most water bottles in Europe. Particularly useful is that it tightens from the “handle” loops.
Plastic water bottle with a bottle sling knot around the neck below the cap.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 10/08/2025
My favorite video of the day. 9 seconds of a cloud chamber. Each streak, little burst, movement, is some charged particle kicking off or stealing electrons and causing the alcohol to condense, making small clouds.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 10/08/2025
Develop your useless skill.
Duolingo Latin score 6.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 08/08/2025
While I prefer some clarity on their other stances, The Party (or The Faction) and I are on the same level here.
A red and white paper sign from Die Partei, a German political party, with the words “Nazis Töten” (“Kill Nazis”) in large type.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 08/08/2025
Current status.
Legs in a hammock.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 05/08/2025
Related to my eReader purchase. What sits in the English language section of a German bookstore?
A set of books on a bookshelf. 

Titles are:

Original Sin, Taper and Thompson
Technofudalism, Yanis Varoufakis
Too Late to Awaken, Slavoj Žižek
How Fascism Works, Jason Stanley
How Democracies Die, Steven Levitsky and Daniel Ziblatt
The Science of Racism, Keon West
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 19/07/2025
An example of the handwritten form, late 19th century and early 20th. heritage.generali.com/wp-content/u...
German handwriting, late 19th Century
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 19/07/2025
So, if you know Cyrillic type (Russian, Ukrainian, and others), there’s a cursive (hand scribe…) of the type you’re familiar with. It’s a bit like that. Easy confusion of f, s, b, h, and so on. st4.depositphotos.com/2485347/2781...
Examples of Cyrillic cursive handwriting
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 08/07/2025
My other go to is a first generation GoRuck GR1. Less decorated, but also heavily used. It‘s been used to commute, carried 20kg of bricks for an endurance event, and also traveled to multiple countries. It’s the bag that made me appreciate the Molle system.
GoRuck GR1 backpack, with decorative fancywork wrapping, and a dumpster fire moral patch which says “The strongest steel is forged in the fire of a dumpster”.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 08/07/2025
And I swear to god, I’ll get an industrial sewing machine and revive that old school messenger bag design. After I troll r/MYOG a bit. 4/fin
Old school Timbuk2 Messenger bag in purple and black, well loved, and customized with sashiko.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 06/07/2025
We all have an emotional support dead famous person, and who they are says a lot about you.
A young Theodore Roosevelt, sitting on a chair, barefoot and bare chested.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 03/06/2025
It’s a small thing, but I’m amused at the sprouting mango seed. I know it won’t fruit. And it may not survive the summer. But, the improvised covering is helping it succeed.
Photo of a mango spout, covered by a clear bucket in a simple pot.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 27/05/2025
This gnome looks shockingly like my uncle. I’m wondering if he had a previous career as a model.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 26/04/2025
Something something something immigrants and their tasty drinks and foods.
Vietnamese coffee and beer.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 11/02/2025
The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster, remains as relevant now as it did when published in 1961. It’s one of my favorite books. And I’d forgotten this appreciation.
Highlighted text, reading “It is also prophetic and scarily pertinent to late-nineties urban living. The book treats, in fan-tastical terms, the dread problems of excessive specialization, lack of communication, conformity, cupidity, and all the alarm-ing ills of our time. Things have gone from bad to worse to ugly. The dumbing down of America is proceeding apace.
Juster's allegorical monsters have become all too real. The Demons of Ignorance, the Gross Exaggeration (whose wicked teeth were made "only to mangle the truth"), and the shabby Threadbare Excuse are inside the walls of the Kingdom of Wisdom, while the Gorgons of Hate and Malice, the Overbearing Know-it-all, and most especially the Triple Demons of Compromise are already established in high office all over the world. The fair princesses, Rhyme and Reason, have obviously been banished yet again.”

Signed, “Maurice Sendak, 1996”
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 02/02/2025
Today’s listening. David Bowie, “I’m Afraid of Americans”. youtu.be/LT3cERVRoQo
“pen and ink illustration of I’m Afraid of Americans, with a hanging tree and screaming figure.”
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 09/01/2025
It’s snowing enough that the winter wonderland from last night has been restored, covering up the slush and grey snow. It won’t last. Never does in Cologne.
Snowy tram station, with rail tracks going under bare trees, visible snowflakes pepper the air.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 28/12/2024
Paperfolding, just playing with a scrap from making a square sheet from A4.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 24/12/2024
Sunday‘s vibes.
Street view of 18th and 19th century brick buildings, under clouds and steam.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 12/12/2024
A bit over 25 years ago SGI had an employee Webserver with various personal sites. Between instructions for surgical tubing catapults and fixing IRIX weirdness notes, there was a small section on paper folding. Not exactly origami, using standard typewriter paper, the example that stuck is this
Lightly folded typing paper, on a wood surface
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 08/12/2024
By the way, this is the SIM. It’s seriously confusing to have to steer a bike like a car.
Kid on a motorcycle simulator, in front of a screen with road hazards.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 08/12/2024
Also, tell me you’re focused on a U.S. audience without telling me the audience is U.S.
Screenshot of the previous post with “Adult Content” label attached.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 08/12/2024
Oh shit. Uh… 4? That’s pretty limiting.
Ministry: The Mind is a Terrible Thing to TasteNine Inch Nails: BrokenWhite Zombie: La Sexortisto, Devil Music Vol. 1Jane’s Addiction, Ritual De Lo Habitual
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 04/12/2024
Doodles > Doomscroll. (Is doomscroll still a thing? If not, why not?)
Silly spooky skeleton doodle, with a speech bubble containing a scrawled “boo!” In it.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 18/11/2024
First computer I ever used, or first computer I _owned_? I'll go with first I ever used, which I still have a punchcard from...
IBM 705 Mainframe
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 13/10/2024
I picked up a kid’s “field microscope” a while back, and it’s been super remarkable in the magnification for something so cheap.
A small cylinder of plastic and wood, held in an adult hand. It’s a pocket microscope. Unknown magnification of what I think is a salt crystal on the surface of glass.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 05/12/2023
At a small farmer’s market in Wiener Platz in Cologne, payed 3€ for a stuffed bread thing with potatoes and onion. Then watched the cook take dough from a fermentation vat. Roll it to a ball. Roll it flat and thin with a dowel. Fill it. Add a little more. Cook it on the griddle. Amazing.
Filled pide on waxed paper, half eaten already because yum.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 12/11/2023
Sticker on a pole that says “atomic Covid? No thanks” in German.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 04/11/2023
I generally blame “Hackers” (1995), but I loved seeing internals of machines well before then as well. www.framerated.co.uk/frwpcontent/...
Transparent Apple PowerBook Duo in a scene from Hackers (1995)
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 23/10/2023
Fraaaank! i.imgur.io/9SuPota_d.jpeg
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 13/10/2023
I visited Gelsenkirchen and the graveyard where my mother’s buried. It’s my first time here since her funeral in ‘83, or her mother’s funeral later that year. Anyway vague memories associated with the place and some long forgotten sadness lingers. Her grave was dug up, plot released years ago.
A small tree lined path through a graveyard.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 07/10/2023
Independence for PLUTO!
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 03/10/2023
As an aside, since arriving in an area with exceptional public transportation, and easy access to green spaces, my average steps went up. A bunch.
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 18/09/2023
Fuck. I’ve written the word Nazi too much today. A reminder why it’s okay to punch Nazis. This is across the river from where I live right now. A family of 4, 1 survivor. Freed in 1946.
Four bronze Stumbling Stones, one survivor of a whole family. 

HIER WOHNTE
ANDREAS WALTER
MOSES
JG. 1893
FLUCHT 1938 BELGIEN
1940. FRANKREICH 
INTERNIERT DRANCY DEPORTIERT 1942
ERMORDET IN AUSCHWITZ

HIER WOHNTE LILLI MOSES
GEB. BLUMENTHAL JG. 1897
FLUCHT 1938 BELGIEN
1940 FRANKREICH 
INTERNIERT DRANCY 
DEPORTIERT 1942
ERMORDET IN AUSCHWITZ

HIER WOHNTE
HELENE ELLEN MOSES
JG. 1922
FLUCHT 1938 BELGIEN
1940 FRANKREICH 
INTERNIERT DRANCY 
DEPORTIERT 1942
AUSCHWITZ
ERMORDET 9,10. 1942

HIER WOHNTE
KURT MOSES
JG. 1928
FLUCHT 1938 BELGIEN
1940 FRANKREICH
INTERNIERT DRANCY 
DEPORTIERT 1942
AUSCHWITZ
1946 BUCHENWALD
BEFREIT
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JB @jb.caustic.org · 18/09/2023
Two of my favorite things, Al Pastor from Mexico, and Döner from Turkey, basically define my love of grilled meats. The fusion of Döner with French fries, tzatziki, and a soicey sauce is basically perfection in hand for lunch.
Döner Box, to go lunch.
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