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JazzyUte

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Hi. I am JazzyUte.

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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 5h
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 6h
Utah's head coach
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 20h
Come to my Halloween Party Saturday.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Rob Lowe doesn't surprise me. His kid clerks for Thomas I believe and lots of smoke about him being a conservative.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Well that and losing Cam haha
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me in my Notre Dame Fightin' Leprechaun hat with my parents and brother. So, let's just say: Go Irish.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Just ignore the second half part..."
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Looks like tomorrow's Utah-Kansas game has been moved to 6:00pm.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The day of his Celtics debut, I told a guy at work, completely joking, that I hoped he broke his leg in their opener...
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reminds me of this toy I had as a kid lmao
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My Halloween party is at that time too lmao
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I drank two of the old school Four Lokos prior to the UCLA-Utah game in 2011 and I do not even recall how I made it to the stadium but crawling was mentioned.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rodger, why you doing me dirty like that?
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BYU looks about as impressive as my high school GPA.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shit like this from Michigan fans makes this all the more enjoyable.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No but it doesn't hurt. I love T2. Such a fun movie.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I keep trying to get Utah to change the 'come out song' to Du Hast lmao
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you can throw a touchdown, it doesn't matter how many people you sexually assault.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When Kirk's dog died, Biden sent him a note and Kirk posted it on Twitter. My only thought is that the fat fuck he'd like to fellate couldn't give two shits about him or his dog. You'd think that would force some introspection. But nah.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Patrick Drooling Patrick Star
ALT: Patrick Drooling Patrick Star
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How did the McAdams debate go?
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Idk that whole movie gave me the ick lol
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would be upset too it I was accused of willingly attending an Atlanta Hawks game.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm having a Halloween Party in a couple weeks. I think you guys should come. It's 10/17. Hmu!
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lmao
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If this person truly believes this, the only sensible and decent thing to do would be to demolish their house and move out of state. After all, they're taking our water and increasing our traffic too.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You lil' stupid-ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We're going drijnking
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ISU and USC must be a cardinal and yellow thing.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
EAT SHITT, WHITT! LMAOOOOO
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HOLY SHIT
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brando, you have to actually tie it to claim they came all the way back. They came partially back.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Parker deserves first class back to SLC. Everyone else should walk.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Parker is the MVP.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Major stop there.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Scalley and his staff are getting thoroughly outcoached by Rogers and his. This is the first real point of adversity for him as Utah's head coach. Big moment here.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Welp. Iowa State has all the momentum. Feels like this is a loss beyond a massive turnover by Utah's defense.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I do not understand why Utah abandoned the run in the second half.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The second half has been abysmal.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not sure if it's hyperbole to say the season is on the line right now ... even tho it's only four weeks into it. But it feels like the season is on the line. There's a very unlikely chance of winning the Big 12 starting in an 0-1 hole losing to a team like Iowa State.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just a horrific second half by Utah.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The last time Utah blew a three-score lead in a loss was at Washington in 2020. They led 21-0 at the half and lost 24-21. Very similar vibe right now.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This second half has been bad for Utah.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rush defense isn't looking too hot.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Utah needs a turnover.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ISU is a dirty team.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bring her back.
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just say probably to cover my ass lmao
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JazzyUte @jazzyute.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mean the Father of the Constitution was probably a deist, so...
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