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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
↪ Replying to @waveprism.bsky.social
I hope this line is unchanged and people blame Ian Flynn
Sonic fighting the Earth Dragon in Sonic and the Black Knight, where he compares it to the Biolizard.
"Heh heh! This brings back memories, except last time I was with Shadow."
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I gave up from trying to make the diagonal boxes look good and just whipped out the edited bingo sheet like I normally do 😭 But here's my predictions for year 2!
CrossWorlds Year 2 predictions:
Free characters: Bayonetta, Sakura Shinguji, Beat, Gunstar Red, Gilius, Surge & Kit, Akira, Alex Kidd, Opa-Opa, Infinite, Nahobino, Chuih

DLC Packs: Evangelion (Asuka and Rei), DC (Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman and The Flash), Touhou Project (Reimu and Marisa), Initial D (Takumi Fujiwara), and Umamusume Pretty Derby (Special Week, Gold Ship, and Satono Diamond because the horse she's based on is owned by the CEO of SegaSammy)
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As much as I hate to say it, I imagine Kit would probably be an Acceleration character considering he's made to copy Tails (and is also confirmed to be Flight type in the Phantom Riders arc, so that'd also match with Wave)
Kit the Fennec driving the Sonic Riders 1 version of the Cover F, a Flight type bike Extreme Gear designed to offset the weaknesses of Flight characters, and is only usable by them. Also it being a yellow and black scooter matches the colours of his boots and Hydro Pack.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THEY CALL HIM 007 0 DEVS THAT ACTUALLY CAN USE HIM Zero 7 DIFFERENT ROBLOX BOSS FIGHTS
Sonic Speed Sim teasing yet another Infinite clone boss fight that isn't the real version of him.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sonic from infamous Sonic fangame Sonic Omens saying "Consider this your bad Omen!" (Omen is capitalized in the subtitles)
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THEY GAVE HIM Z-SABER??????
Proto Man using an energy sword slash from his buster in Mega Man Dual Override
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Seeing this and being like "but it's only been one game, he just wasn't in 11 for some reason" before realizing that when Dual Override comes out, it'll be 17 years since Proto Man was last playable in Mega Man 10
Screenshot from the TGS 2026 Capcom Spotlight
"After all this time, Proto Man, Mega Man's brother, makes his return!"
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
With Alien Isolation 2 happening there's a non-zero chance that CrossWorlds is the first video game to have the same energy as Sega's 2009 Christmas card
Sega's company Christmas card from 2009, with AiAi, Bayonetta, Sonic and a Xenomorph all wearing Christmas sweaters and smiling for the camera. Bayonetta has a star at the top of her hair cause it looks like a Christmas tree. AiAi is actually not wearing a Christmas sweater, but he is wrapped like a present. The Xenomorph is wearing a Santa hat as well. I think it's also wearing jeans now that I look at it????
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Honestly might be the funniest thing Sonic has ever said
Full image of said Eggman panel. Starline and Eggman were arguing, and now they are looking over their shoulder as Sonic says "Aww, is the honeymoon over already?" He's looking pissed cause he's been infected with the Metal Virus for a couple weeks now. IIRC, he also just tries infecting Eggman here later, he's super done with everything.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every once in a while I think about this chopped-ass Eggman from when Sonic calls him gay during Metal Virus
Eggman side profile from IDW Sonic where he has absolutely no chin and is looking shocked
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Need Tiny Kong to aurafarm when she gets a strikeout again at least
Tiny Kong turning her back to the batter after throwing her last pitch, raising her pitching hand above her head.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At the same time I do kinda wonder what the hell ******** has up his sleeve that would warrant at least 4 people with Super Forms rocking his shit simultaneously cause it's like the complete fucking opposite of this image
Image of a bunch of Marvel characters fighting Thanos with the caption "Yea whoop his ahh DAREDEVIL"
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The leg room looks so much better actually
Photo of the Initial D Arcade Stage machine at my local-ish arcade
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He's like a mix of Prime 1 Meta Ridley and Proteus Ridley, like having the more complete chest armor, but the overall colour scheme is far closer to concept art Proteus Ridley, which makes me feel like Smash worked off of that. Especially cause Meta and Mecha Ridley were simple recolours at E3 2018.
Footage from the E3 2018 build of Smash Ultimate, showing Ridley with a skin clearly based on Meta Ridley's Prime 1 palette, but no actual costume changes beyond textures.Footage of Smash Ultimate's E3 2018 build showing the skin that references Mecha Ridley from Zero Mission is just a standard Ridley recolour.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And he is far closer in design to Proteus Ridley. The glowing wings are definitely from Meta Ridley, but it's kinda bothered me for like 6 years now lol
Meta Ridley from Metroid Prime 1Artwork of Proteus Ridley from Metroid Samus Returns
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Reminds me of this
The Steam System Requirements for the Undertale Soundtrack.

Minimum:
OS: Any
Processor: Sure
Memory: 1 MB RAM
Graphics: Well, it's just music files...
Storage: 1 GB available space
Sound Card: Any
Additional Notes: It's just music files.

Recommended:
OS: Windows 90000000
Processor: Very fast processor that can play 9000 songs per second
Memory: 999 GB RAM
Graphics: Special Graphics Card That Makes Music Look Like Cool 3D For No Reason
Storage: 1 GB available space
Sound Card: Sound Card That Makes The Music Sound Like A Live Orchestra Even Though It's Not
Additional Notes: Really though, it's just music files...

It's just music...
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's absolutely criminal btw that all that Samus Returns got in Smash Ultimate was a Proteus Ridley costume that the game claims is Meta Ridley, while Samus got her Other M design again (crap) instead of the Samus Returns design (peak)
Render of Samus bashing a Zeta Metroid in the face with her arm cannon, from Metroid Samus Returns
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Hello Samus Aran, bounty hunter." "Hello Captain Falcon, bounty hunter."
Captain Falcon grabbing onto Fox McCloud in midair, with his up special, Falcon Dive, in Super Smash Bros. UltimateSamus Aran grabbing onto a flying alien bug thing midair to suck out it's life force with her Metroid powers in Metroid Ravenous
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think the funniest part is that they've acknowledged this exact thing
Dr. Starline showing up to Tails' lab in Emerald Town to try and break in, from Sonic the Hedgehog Imposter Syndrome #1

Starline (thinking): "Oh, dear, Mr. Prower. You take after Dr. Eggman in some surprising ways..."
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Same with CrossWorlds, leaked in early 2024 like a month after Sonic X Shadow Generations was revealed as Sonic Racing Gate Travellers with Sonic X Sir Lamorak yaoi
4chan leak of Sonic Racing CrossWorlds from February 28th 2024 that used art of Sonic and Sir Lamorak from Sonic and the Black Knight being gay

"Sonic racing gate travellers
2 stages, ocean view and neo stadium
Main gimmick is portals, they transfer you to different worlds/tracks for a bit, current ones are dinosaur themed, sky themed and casino
24 playable characters, ones I remember are lost world villains, jet Amy, big, knuckles, robotnik and sage
Sonic and Jet had rideable hoverboards
Car customization and cross platform
59.99

Sonic says don't text and drive. That's an actual line.
Other possible names are sonic racing portal panic and sonic racing warped.
This was from a playtest."
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
RUMOUR: The long awaited Switch 2 exclusive 3D Mario game, Super Mario Titans, will be made in collaboration with Level-5 Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-V_...
Super MarioJibanyan
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Honestly I don't mind the Lens of Truth redesign IF them being made into glasses and seemingly being on a "head slot" button along with the mask trading quest means that Link actually wears purple glasses with eyelashes in game cause
Goku smiling real big, deep in thought. I'm talking about adult Link here, so we're clear.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Let a character get a little beast mode with their physical resilience it's cool
Samus grabbing onto the blade that impaled her right through the heart and making it sparkSurge the Tenrec getting completely annihilated by a giant spike ball as Kitsunami the Fennec screams out her nameSurge and Kit realizing the extent of their regenerative abilities, with Kit digging out Surge from the spike ball.
Kit: "Surge... ...Surge?! D-d-don't move! You're- ...not hurt at all?"
Surge: "I was..." (She inspects her shirt with a giant hole blown through it by the spike ball) "...Hold that thought." (She rubs her chest and gets up to fight the giant Eggman robot, still a little battered)
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Green girls who survive getting impaled through the chest thanks to bioengineering they had no say in and start seeing their evil, presumably dead non-biological father who just wanted to use them as a weapon
Samus in the Metroid Suit about to Rider Kick the SHIT out of a Space NinjaSurge the Tenrec getting Rider Kicked by the Phantom Rider (this was her plan actually)
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think it's so funny seeing people talk about Ravenous' trailer like "hmm, not a fan of Samus monologuing" WHERE HAVE THESE PEOPLE BEEN
The boxart for Super Metroid, the game that opens with a clip of voice acting despite being a SNES game of Samus saying "The last Metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace." and having a huge monologue explaining the events of Metroid 1 and 2.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Raven Beak hallucinations in Samus' head throughout Ravenous:
Image of a cat devouring cat food from the top of an automatic cat feeder with the text "SHE FUCKIN THAT SHIT UP!!! EAT EAT EAT"

I edited the image for correct Samus pronouns
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The message included with this proto dump is rad
Today, I’m releasing the SNES proof-of-concept alpha of Project Dream, the proto-type that would go on to become Banjo-Kazooie.

I’ve held on to this for years, it was fun to have something that only a handful of people had, and as I am several people removed from how it got out of Rare to begin with, I didn’t want to risk that it could somehow get someone else in trouble, (so how I got it is a story I don’t plan to share.) I will just say that I got it from someone who got it from someone, who got it from somewhere.

But with the current state of the industry and Microsoft's current heartless gutting and mismanagement of Rare and other companies it controls, plus with how long it's been, I feel it's more important to make sure this is properly preserved, and the ROM dissected by people with far more knowledge on how to do such things.

I hope by releasing this, that it also inspires other people to release what they have as well. I know the Twelve Tales Conker 64 prototype is out there somewhere, but sadly, this is the only thing that I have.

There is little joy left in the industry, as it relentlessly marches towards AI, layoffs, l anti-preservation and ownership tactics, and, in Microsoft’s case, the support and approval of literal genocide in Gaza.

Let’s get the last beautiful things hiding on our hard drives out there for everyone. That's all we have left.
@factsaboutbk.bsky.social@factsaboutbk.bsky.social
Someone claimed to have uploaded the SNES prototype of Project Dream that they had in their personal collection on Archive.org. This is footage by OlieGamerTV. We don't know if its authentic but it works.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't care how fucking awesome the Metroid Suit is, I'm not spending ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY TWO DOLLARS CANADIAN TOTAL on a video game
Dan Vs talking about how he's not paying taxes.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The best Nintendo protags do a Rider Kick what can I say
Chart of a monkey looking intently with an xray of it's brain saying "Neuron activation"
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I really love CrossWorlds calling this music update "Rhythm & Burning" entirely because they wanted to put Burning Rangers music in here lmao
CrossWorlds having a jukebox album of mostly rhythm games and also Burning Rangers called "Rhythm & Burning" with the cover art having silhouettes of Phantom R and Ulala in the style of Feel the Magic XY/XX
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think a good portion of the "They Hired That Man" comments are mostly from the fact that our first look at Kokiri Forest was from seemingly midday before Aonuma revealed that time actually passes in towns, so the warmer yellow lighting of Kokiri Forest is saved for sunrise/sunset
Screenshot of Kokiri Forest in the Ocarina of Time remake. Lookin a little gray.Screenshot of the cutscene where Saria gives Link the Fairy Ocarina on the bridge out of Kokiri Forest. The lighting is much warmer here, getting the colours of the N64/3DS Kokiri Forest down much closer.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The detailing on the belts even draws focus away from a cool detail, where the design of Link's vest changes when Rauru sends him forward in time to a design modelled after an owl because haha Kaepora Gaebora And also it doesn't even look this intense in game! The detailing gets lost!
Screenshot of Ocarina of Time remake, after Link pulls the Master Sword and is sent to the future.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Also explains the owl feather he adds to his cap
Screenshot of Ocarina of Time taken from the Japanese website, showing Adult Link from side profile talking to Navi. He has a big nose and an owl feather on his hat by his ear.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
WAIT Mido has the same body paint as ancient Hylians do in Tears of the Kingdom and Age of Imprisonment, they're gonna be doing some Lore Stuff
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I do have some complaints (only one item slot is kinda odd, would have sacrificed a jump button for at least one extra even if boots and lens are dedicated buttons on the dpad) but I think the BotW scroll bar is not gonna be as bad as TotK/EoW considering there's 13 items per time period and not 300
Adult Link reflecting a Beamos laser with the mirror shield in Spirit Temple, to introduce you to Twinrova's gimmick early. Here we see the UI showing Hover Boots as down on the dpad, and Lens of Truth (redesigned to be glasses or goggles it seems) as up on the dpad.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Adult Link, Ganondorf, Sheik and Impa are hot as fuck I dunno what people are talking about there being nothing there for people who get the models eventually™
Render of Adult Link in cool action pose. He kept his big nose (YAY)New render of Ganondorf walking menacingly towards the camera with evil stank in his hand.Render of Sheik from Ocarina of Time playing his harp.New render of Impa. She has chiseled cheek bones and her breastplate still gives her pointy boobs.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You can see it's bulge from the back. Yeah man?
Wolfos Ass
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It is kinda funny that the 2 Mega Man series they went with in Fortnite both look kinda fucked up because they're too slim for the main Fortnort body type (even X and Zero look weird for having less chunky shoulders) when basically every other option would not have this issue at all
Mega Man Volnutt, from the Mega Man Legends series.MegaMan.EXE from the Mega Man Battle Network series.Star Force Mega Man, from the Mega Man Star Force series.Zero, from the Mega Man Zero series.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh my fucking god I'm killing Toby Papyrus is a Mystic Knight
Artwork of the Mystic Knight job from Final Fantasy V
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
For context: Mettaton EX is wearing skin tight pants
Undertale X Final Fantasy merch available at Tokyo Toy Show, giving Undertale characters Final Fantasy jobs. I am not super familiar with Final Fantasy so you'll have to forgive me for not recognizing Papyrus' outfit.
Toriel is a White Mage, Undyne is a Dragoon, Mettaton is a Dancer and is notably showing off some bare leg, Papyrus is in a white hat with white armor hitting the Final Fantasy 1 battle pose, Flowey is a Black Mage, Sans is just hitting the Final Fantasy 1 battle pose with no costume, and Frisk is dressed as a lamb.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
↪ Replying to @waveprism.bsky.social
Mega Man Dual Override
Rockman X8's Japanese boxart, with X, Zero and Axl all hitting cool poses on a cool background as Sigma ominously looms in the background.The PAL boxart for Mega Man X8 where it's JUST a less shaded X on a plain red background with speed lines and a really fucked up logoThe Japanese boxart for Rockman Zero 2, with an intricately beautiful scene of Zero, Elpizo and Ciel on an intensely red, moody backgroundWhatever the fuck the Mega Man Zero 2 PAL box art is doing with it's incredibly off-model Zero and incredibly shitty logo.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
PSA: Hold ZL on the attract mode screen to adjust the gamma, as during the porting process, the whole game became really bright for whatever reason. This feature was added in a patch cause it was bothering M2. 12 gray bars seems to be about accurate!
Screenshot of Sega Ages Virtua Racing, showing the gamma adjustment menu.
I have it at 12 bars under the maximum gamma.Virtua Racing (Arcade) screenshot, comparing the gamma levels.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bro they put your theme on Nintendo Music
Twink's Theme from Paper Mario playing on Nintendo Music
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Like dude.
Castlevania Belmont's acurse boxart comparison. NA boxart is just Rose Belmont looking out over Paris where the PAL/JP box is a beautifully intricate, more colourful painting of Rose in a cooler poser surrounded by a bunch of monsters including Death and Dracula.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
He's even got the red shirt...
Spamton Air Freshener, showing his design before he got the "Garbage Noise" phone call that made him go into hiding, where he's wearing a red tuxedo.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
VotV giving Kel waist length hair
Stan Kelly's iconic "Sickos" comic drawing for The Onion
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
THEY LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD AAAAAAAA
Screenshot of Donkey Kong Bananza showing off the upcoming Candy Kong and Funky Kong statues for the final Emerald Rush event. Candy's design is based off the tweaked DK64 design seen in DK's treehouse in Bananza, while Funky looks about the same as usual, but seemingly with slightly tweaked proportions.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
DK64 REKONGPILED Without a doubt, the way to play DK64 forever unless you're a speedrunner who needs to do lag clips. "Fixed Beaver Bother" is still the hardest Bonus Stage in the game, don't worry, and Tag Anywhere is great as ever. A game I liked thinking about is now a game I like a lot.
My DK64 Recompiled finished save file, at 91% with 183 Golden Bananas at 13 hours and 47 minutes.
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is the worst thing ever why does he become Guptill89
ChAI Hifi Rush looking shocked after accidentally syncing with 808, slopped up with DLSS 5.Guptill89 reviewing Ray William Johnson's song "Doin' Your Mom"
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jazzyfuture.bsky.social @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Remembered what day it is now and this beamed into my head
Mabel and Dipper's birthday flyer from Gravity Falls, edited to say "MABEL AND DIPPER'S 27th BIRTHDAY! *AUGUST 31st*"

The 27s are a shitty 3D stock photo of the number 27, replacing the number 13.
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