Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026LNID that I somehow turned my sister’s baby into a hamburger 011
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Doing bench presses to the girliest girly kpop ever produced is kind of my vibe. 030
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I was chilling in my gym’s hot tub and these two older guys asked me if some brown boy in the corner was my kid. Do I give dad vibes now?? 040
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I just saw a tiktok of a straight boy asking for “Kirk” to refer to him wanting head and I am DECEASED 010
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Uugguu makes ooze tokens that are copies. So I made handmade tokens of my favorite ooze that copies: Ditto! 020
Reposted by Jazz (derogatory)J0miCrafts @j0micrafts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Enjoy 20% off all merch now through Labor Day -- no promo code necessary. Pick up something cute for yourself 💖 0196
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I never want to gatekeep a game. But if you say you’re brand new to Magic yet you’ve proxied an entire bracket 4 deck and we all discussed we were playing around Bracket 2-3, don’t be mad that we will target you specifically. Don’t say you’re being bullied when you brought a gun to a knife fight. 010
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Since starting my new antidepressants I’ve learned that being happy and optimistic is a choice. It’s a difficult, exhausting choice, but one that needs to be consciously made and requires continued follow up. 020
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I think in order to limit my time doom scrolling and bed rotting on TikTok, I’m gonna try something. Once I scroll to an ad, I close the app and do something else. 030
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Haircut. Trying to pull those autistic alt boys 😘 381
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I’m determined to make the row machine popular at my gym to the point where I struggle to find an available one (out of the three they have). 000
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Did RDLs yesterday. My hamstrings are so sore. I’m so happy 🥹 020
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I lowkey want to start an alt that just chronicles my… adventures. No pics or videos, just detailed reports. 020
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The only pet names I will accept are “tiger” and “champ”. I may have daddy issues, but I still have standards. 010
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Really upset Christopher Nolan didn’t show us the cyclops’s one-eyed monster. 020
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Me watching The Odyssey: I can’t imagine how bad it must smell inside that horse… 000
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026You ever just cry in the middle of the Daiso stationery aisle because life feels overwhelming 110
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Just took an anxiety and depression questionnaire at my doc’s office. Boy that was bleak… 140
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026A bird kamikazed into our car yesterday. It was really tragic. 030
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 30/06/2026In the future, there’s an Activia ad campaign featuring Megan thee Stallion promoting good gut health because real hot girls shit. 041
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I have simple wants. I just want tattoos, dicks to suck, and an occasional Costco hotdog. 😫 181
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I’ve been listening to music that came out around ‘09-‘12 to try and feel good about life again. Lots of Passion Pit, MGMT, M83, and Vampire Weekend. 150
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 21/06/2026This hairclip does wonders for my resting bitch face. 030
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 17/06/2026What if Kim was short for Kimothy? Kimothy Chi. Kimothy Kardashian. Lil Kimothy. 020
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Jomi, if I win, just reroll! I just wanna get the word out. And go buy their crafts!! 010
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 14/06/2026how come when i eat a finger, it's just “Jazz, you need to stop stuffing your face—this is a Dave and Busters, children are watching,” and not getting possessed by the formidable power of a cursed spirit??? 030
Reposted by Jazz (derogatory)J0miCrafts @j0micrafts.bsky.social · 12/06/2026In light of this morning’s headline, here’s your reminder to eat the rich 😌 0114
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Did I make 4 customs d&d classes for my next campaign in the span of 4 days? Yes. Do I think any of my players will actually play them? I hope. 🥺 030
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I’d like to file a formal complaint against @sumoomoo.bsky.social. While on a discord call with new friends, someone had to leave. The noise notification of someone leaving a discord call triggered a Pavlovian response to which I automatically said, “who was that???” They did not get the joke. 140
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I know it’s a way to show off your muscles, but I find gym selfies where they have their phone in their mouth while they flex to be humorous. 010
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I’m not particularly looking forward to the Marvel set, but I will be collecting every copy of this card that I encounter… for reasons. 🥴🤤 000
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 29/05/2026The way a simple mod changed my entire experience on Cities: Skylines 2.static.klipy.comKsi Appears to Float in Grand HouseALT: Ksi Appears to Float in Grand House 030
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Y'all remember "let's not and say we did"? Like, that was the cvntiest thing to say during passing period before English class. 010
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Side quest success! Cue the Final Fantasy fanfare! 050
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026It’s been almost over two decades, and I still have nightmares of forgetting my instrument at home (which I never actually did). 000
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026If you need me, I’ll be setting up all these cuttings for propagation. 010
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I performed at Carnegie Hall when I was a teenager and I’m more proud about the fact that I’ve kept these babies alive and growing. 050
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Embroidered cute frames for these gorgeous tarot cards 020
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I feel like if Chung Ha spat on me I’d be like 80% more cvnt and it’s honestly what I need to ascend. 100
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Openly flirting and leaving my number with the cute waiter at the El Cajon Texas Roadhouse was the highlight of my month. 010
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Just paid $30 for parking a car for 21 minutes. I’m gagged. For real, San Diego?? 000
Jazz (derogatory) @jazzworth.bsky.social · 09/05/2026If a man does that high pitched “sheeesh” thing, is it safe to assume he’s a straight? 110
