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jzwv🇵🇸

@jazzwave.xyz
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mashup/electronic artist what make thing sometime #bluecrew getting blocked yall are annoying they/them

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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 25/09/2026
4 bit rgbi palette my beloved
an image demonstrating all 16 colors of the 4 bit rgbi palette. it includes black, white, two shades of gray, and all rgb primary/secondary colors plus their darker variants (red, greed, blue, cyan, magenta, yellow)
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 16/09/2026
an edit of the Metroid Ravenous logo to say El Horso
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 10/08/2026
if you see this, i implore you to post a pic from your device without comment
an image of one of those scrubbing bubbles motherfuckers, like the smiling blue brush things from the commercials or whatever? it's captioned "You have no fucking idea what youre up against"
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 07/08/2026
chat i dont know anything about computers is this good
a photograph of my monitor after having run a RAM test, displaying the word "FAIL" in big red letters
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 04/08/2026
new minecraft skin. with customizable player models mod the eyes and mouth glow
cropped screenshot of a Minecraft player model standing in a small house, holding an iron pickaxe. its skin has a warm gray computer for a head, with the screen being small magenta dot eyes and a small magenta mouth in a neutral expression. it wears brownish overalls over a long white sweater, and its torso has a small handful of magenta flowers dotted across it.
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 05/04/2026
in 12 hours i will be attempting streaming on twitch! my brother is starting a minecraft smp and i agreed so show up for some reason twitch.tv/jazzwavexyz 8 PM EST / 5 PM PST
a bizarre "smp slop" poster featuring a heavily edited photo of PixelGeeks and the sona of IsItTheCheese that reads
"SMP SLOP
FIRST STREAM SUNDAY, APRIL 5TH 5 PM PST
twitch.tv/pixelgeeks
twitch.tv/isitthecheese
FEATURING
pixelgeeks//isitthecheese
jazzwave/pizza greg
oooeeeman
the ramen consumer//dr.arberon"
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 19/03/2026
within a minute of reinstalling tumblr and reblogging something somebody is surprised to see me. brother tumblr is THE spot for weird online trans people like me
screenshot of a tumblr reblog tag that reads "#wait jazzw4ve????"
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 06/03/2026
i'll bite my9games.com
grid of 9 games consisting of:
Deltarune
Vintage Story
Slay the Spire
Rollercoaster Tycoon 2
Tunic
Minecraft
Outer Wilds
The Stanley Parable
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 05/03/2026
it's happening
screenshot of Slay the Spire 2 downloading
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 26/07/2025
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 29/06/2025
official ranking. video going up whenever i get around to editing, i will not be taking any questions at this time. happy #pride ! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
a tier list of pride flags. in order:
S(lay) Tier: Gay/Queer (classic rainbow), Victory over AIDS, Inclusive, Achillean, Intersex, Lesbian, Bisexual, Sapphic, Demisexual, Demiromantic
A Tier: Transgender, Pansexual, Labrys, LGBT PoX, Aroace, Cupisexual/romantic, Ceterosexual, Diamoric, Greygender, Polyamorous, Xenogender
B Tier: Paragirl, Paragender, Paraboy, Two-spirit, Asexual, Oriented Aroace, Aromantic, Genderfae, Abrosexual, Genderfae, Genderfaun, Aporagender, Nonbinary, Genderqueer, Queerplatonic, Femaric, Mascic, Neutrois, Trixic, Hijra, Omnisexual, ?throsexual/romantic (it's cut off in the tier list I can't see the full name), Maverique, Polysexual, Recipromantic
C Tier: Reciprosexual, Quoisexual, Pomosexual, Enbian, Toric, Pivotgender, Demigirl, Demiboy, Demigender, Bigender, Libramas, Agender, Librafemme, Androgyne, Freysexual/romantic, Genderfluid, Polygender, South African Pride
D Tier: Greyromantic, Greysexual, Gay Male, Demiandrogyne, Aegoromantic, Aegosexual, Gynosexual, Noninsexual, Androsexual, Genderflux, Trigender, Nominsexual, Nofinsexual, Pangender, Quoigender
F Tier: Gender Questioning, Alexigender, Cassgender, Demifluid, Libragender, Transmax, Transfem, Straight Ally
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 23/05/2025
article thumbnail from thehardtimes.net

We Taught This Chimpanzee To Understand the [Median Voter's Politics] and He Hanged Himself
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 18/05/2025
could be worse
tina belcher from bob's burgersmarcus from the bearviolet parr from the incrediblespam beesly from the office
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 11/05/2025
I LIVED BITCH
photo of my computer set up on my hotel desk
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 02/05/2025
screenshots from breaking bad
1) jesse, standing on a rock outcrop: "got some big cow house way out that way, like two miles"
2) walter, staring incredulously: "cow house?"
3) jesse: "yeah. where they live."
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 01/05/2025
the punchline panel to the stick figure spitting cereal in surprise. he is spitting cereal looking absolutely flabbergasted
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 01/05/2025
horso will never drink horchata
the first panel of that stick figure meme comic where he is eating cereal and then spits it out in surprise
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 30/04/2025
rate my card alters
a series of 4 sticky note sketch versions of the Magic the Gathering card Grab the Prize, rendered hastily and poorly. the arts are, in order:
1. a claw machine grabbing one of the little aliens from Toy Story, awestruck and gasping "the claw!"
2. a hand gripping a slice of pizza with much intensity, not from the crust
3. a rendition of that cat that knocked over a potted plant whose owner grabbed yelling "YOU"
4. a scary looking emoji with a realistic hand reaching toward the viewer
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 19/04/2025
muehehehe
my hand gripping 4 foil copies of the Magic: the Gathering card Lightning Bolt. visible on the table behind them are two Blood tokens and a box of Dragon Shield card sleeves
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 11/04/2025
text on a white background with a low quality 3d render of a bug(?) that reads:
Cool bug Fact's: You dumb fucking cretin, you fucking fool, absolute fucking buffoon, you bumbling idiot. Fuck you.
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 03/04/2025
my beautiful boy, my darling angel
screenshot of the card Gurmag Angler from Magic: the Gathering. it is a 5/5 zombie fish with delve for 6 and a black
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 22/03/2025
my handsome lil tomato
a photo of my cat, michael, a black and white shorthair. he is wearing a soft cone that looks like a tomato and laying down on some packing paper looking not all that pleased
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 30/01/2025
fimsh
an oddly lit, slightly oversaturated photograph of some type of stuffed animal that looks very loosely like a fish. it has beady black eyes, round red lips, a pink body with a white face, and purple appendages that look like fins
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 30/01/2025
1. too many categories. there's meaningful difference between sandwich and cake? quiche and calzone? gimme a break 2. rigid categories. i don't see any flexibility for edge cases to fix these pressing issues i present a modest proposal for a food classification system, the SSS FOOD CHART:
the Soup-Salid-Sandwich diagram, an edited version of the triangular soil type chart where percent clay has been replaced by soup, percent silt has been replaced by salad, and percent sand has been replaced by sandwich
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 30/01/2025
crossposting this from my tumblr - so i've seen this chart floating around before and yeah it's cute but i have issues with it. it's a fun visual but i don't believe it's actually useful for classifying food. my issues with it are thus:
an illustrated diagram of "the cube rule of food identification" containing 8 distinct cubes with different labels:
1. "salad," a cube with no faces highlighted
2. "toast", a cube with just the bottom face highlighted
3. "sandwich," a cube with top and bottom faces highlighted
4. "taco," a cube with bottom and two opposing sides highlighted (like a taco shell)
5. "sushi," a cube with top, bottom, and two opposing sides highlighted, creating a tube of sorts
6. "quiche," a cube with all but the top side highlighted
7. "calzone," a cube with all faces highlighted
8. "cake," a cube with three parallel planes stacked on top of each other
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 29/01/2025
went to the shelter and they just let me grab this guy???
slightly blurry, slightly zoomed in photo of a white cat with black spots cat inspecting his surroundingsanother slightly blurry photo of the same cat, this time looking at a water fountain which is placed under a bedside tableanother photo, less blurry, of aforementioned cat on the windowsill behind a headboard
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 03/01/2025
the thing these nerds miss about art is that its all subjective and personal. if you experience something as art then it is! when you try to rigidly define art, you get a definition thats either useless, way too long, or racist (pic unrelated idk how to delete)
a screenshot of a tweet from @benshapiro dated january 8th, 2012. it reads:
"Fact: rap isn't music. And if you think it is, you're stupid."
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 20/12/2024
me when my bitch wife says shes scared of me after i orchestrated the bombing of a nursing home to kill my old boss
the same image of walter white
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 20/12/2024
me when my bitch wife is upset that im forcing her to launder the money from me producing industrial quantites of methamphetamine
the same image of walter white
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 20/12/2024
me when my bitch wife says she doesnt like me producing industrial quantities of methamphetamine
walter white from breaking bad, circa season 4
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 19/12/2024
a cartoony comic panel of sonic the hedgehog lounging like a smug motherfucker. he says:
"i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and i'm NOT KIDDING"
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 06/12/2024
huh
a screenshot from Webfishing. 3 players are clipped out of bounds under the map
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 24/11/2024
learning about mythology
a screenshot of a pair of tumblr posts.
by user necromancelena: "a fairy is a subspecies of cigarette that you can have sex with"
by user da-mous: "huge tgirl is a type of angel"
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 22/11/2024
straight up ""punching it."" and by it, haha, well. lets justr say. my peanimps
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 11/11/2024
happy birthday mia !!!!
an emoji with a party hat, confetti, a grinning face, and a party blower
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jzwv🇵🇸 @jazzwave.xyz · 29/10/2024
doing some research for funsies and wow! what a steal
a name.com listing for the web domain "jazzwave.com," currently going for $15,864.25
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