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Jazznbikes

@jazznbikes.bsky.social
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Flyer. Rider. Reader. Writer. Eater. Punster. Traveler. Jazzer. Blueser. Pianoer. Harmonicaer. Violiner. Other stuffer.

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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The Grindr is strong with everyone in this photo.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
2026 so far: - Nationally, a nightmare. - Personally, I landed a job that will allow me to work fully remote. And had a successful procedure to fix my ticker. Also, I’m a Fire Horse; Feb. 17 marks the start of the Year of the Fire Horse. I don’t believe in any kind of astrology, but…well. 🤔
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
What we need is a new hope.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Yesterday, there was a reprieve in the atmospheric river. Had to go for a ride. Today, my birthday, it’s been raining non-stop all day. No riding, but some good times hanging out with friends. Life isn’t all doom and gloom, y’know.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Capitulating Democrats, insane Republicans, stochastic terrorism masquerading as an executive branch, awful economy. And now I’ve lost my job. I hate this timeline so much.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Failure of hiring, failure of training, failure of laws protecting them from accountability.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
How about you piss off, traitors and criminals? We don’t want you here. You absolutely have no interest in serving the people of this country. You’re nothing but ignorant, narcissistic, misogynist, racist, schoolyard bullies.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
He’s gonna make some nasty remarks tomorrow on account of rage and jealousy over crowd sizes. 🤣
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
My view this evening.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
A certain social media company (rhymes with “SpaceCrook”) disabled my account this morning. No idea why. I’m supposed to receive an email with the appeal process instructions, but that hasn’t happened yet. No reason given for any of this, of course. Sharing too many violin videos, perhaps?
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
One day, her head is going to start spinning in circles and then explode. I’ll bring the popcorn.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
theoatmeal.com/comics/colum...
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Christopher Columbus was awful (but this other guy was not) - The Oatmeal
Happy Bartolomé Day.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
The way they all run up and then swing around like they need to provide cover fire. No one is shooting at you, dudes. This isn’t a video game, and you’re not in your mom’s basement. You’re dressed in camo…in an urban area. Go look in the mirror and understand how incredibly idiotic you appear.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
You mean 23/9.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Take a moment to enjoy this flowing stream and mountain scenery.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Take a moment to enjoy this caterpillar as it travels along the wooden pathway.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
What if we offered Putin $100,000,000 to take Drumpf off our hands? Throw him into some gaudy dacha on the Black Sea and call it a day.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Give it another 10 minutes and he’ll deny ever meeting the guy.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The emotional intelligence of a turnip.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
“Violence is never the answer” is a ridiculous exaggeration. It’s not the ideal answer, and it doesn’t align with our nation’s purported (but rarely lived) values. So let’s not all get too overly self-righteous, mmmmmkay?
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
They’re quite excitable, I guess. 🤣
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
O Canada, your trails and towns are so lovely. Thanks for a good time. #KettleValleyRailTrail
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Seriously, what adult talks like this???? How are we here, with this absolute disaster of a human anywhere near the halls of power? I fully buy into the theory that the election was manipulated because the cognitive dissonance of thinking people actually chose this buffoon is too farcical. 🤬
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Ye olde crazy eyes is at it again, eh?
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I’m shocked. Shocked, I say. 😑
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
So proud of the “warriors” they’ve chosen to deport one who has a Purple Heart and has lived in this country for 48 years on a green card. Absolutely shameful that this is what we’ve become. 🤬
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I’m gonna go with “Posing as a moron.”
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Their jobs.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
What?! I love that stuff!!
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
And not one Christian among them.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
So sad.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
😕
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Monterey was my home for 8 years. If it’s still there in Carmel, Forge in the Forest is a lovely place for dinner.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Historians will look back on this time in the United States and collectively shout “WTF?!?!?!?!”
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Gaslighting
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
A guillotine.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Who fed her the drugged Kool-Aid? What a complete moron.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
☠️ lies. Or he babbles nonsensically. He’s a convicted felon, a rapist, a misogynist, a racist. But Republicans continue to enable Project 2025 because…what? They think it means power and money for themselves? How stupid are they? Apparently, extraordinarily stupid. What a stupid time we live in.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
JFC.
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a man in a hat says he 's an idiot on netflix
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
So much stupid gaslighting. Do they think we’re idiots?
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
She thinks she’s Margarine Terrorist Greed.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
The most heartening element of this story is that the owner of Whitey’s is dead.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I hope the military parade members dress for a Pride parade.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Come at me, bro.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Trish Regan needs a psych eval, a 72-hour hold, and an intervention.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
They can’t handle the truth.
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Jazznbikes @jazznbikes.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I want every one of these assholes to be arrested, tried, convicted, thrown into supermax and never heard from again.
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