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Jazzcat

@jazzcat.bsky.social
309 followers 188 following 289 posts

Just fucking around and finding out. Anti-fascist, pro-democracy. Childless cat lady. Don’t follow me, I have no idea where I’m going.

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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Michael Scott's Facepalm Moment
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Muthafucker looks like Bat Boy as an old conservative.
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Put every single one of these muthafuckahs in jail. They can start with all those DOGE assholes.
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Both Pence and Vance are weak chuds who lack the charisma to stage a good palace coup.
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That would be an AMAZING season. In like, 20 years. 🤣
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t get me started on the lack of pain management for IUD insertions…
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am Jack’s complete lack of empathy
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ahhhh. “State run media.” Always a treat. 🙄
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve already told my boss that when it happens I’m going to be drunk for 24 hours.
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He ain’t giving nobody shit
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He started it, so fuck him
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Hilary Duff Laughing
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thank you, @governor.pa.gov! Now do free universal school lunches!
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Still waiting on my Soros checks!
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Adorable Pug: Wat You Talking About?
ALT: Adorable Pug: Wat You Talking About?
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Before my partner and I traveled to the UK, we got measles boosters because we didn’t want to be “the asshole Americans that spread a preventable disease.”
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The U.S. needs an actual guest worker program, but no representative will take that on because the low-information chuds perceive that as “furrners taking my jobs!” (that no one else wants to do)
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It breaks my heart that he even has 33%. He should have zero.
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This didn’t age well. 🤣
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I always post the Cartographers for Social Justice clip whenever there’s a discussion about maps. 🤣
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Grow a set and call the special election. If McConnell doesn’t show up, you have your answer.
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A sproingy one!
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Reeces!
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
OMG, for me it’s a toss-up between America Ferreira’s “women can’t win” monologue in “Barbie” or the first 10 minutes of “Up,” where they destroy you without a single word.
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Yeah but only WASP teens
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I GOTS MY SHARPIE!
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I was reminded by a friend that Lindsey Graham had maintained a couple of good positions in his career, including his support of Ukraine. HOWEVER, he sold off the rights of women and our LGBTQ+ peers for a grip on power, so fuck him.
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
That stupid photo is ‘shopped or I’ll eat my damn hat.
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m not going to apologize for celebrating the passing of awful people for like 10 minutes. Fuck them both.
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Nice moobs!
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
That stroke fried his circuits.
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Not Moby Dick?? Pepe Le Prawn as Captain Ahab!
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Well, Boebert is a human trash bag, sooooo…
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
“Talk” is a load bearing verb there
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Gotta lick the boot!
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Not a big futbol fan here, but it has been a joy to see some of these videos of international visitors having fun in our spaces. And I mightily resent this administration that has estranged us from our global neighbors.
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I hope he gets booed into another dimension
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Interesting how all of these resignations or firings have been women, no?
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Did someone clock him in the eye? Please say yes.
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Also, do you ever see the Phanatic and Gritty in the same room at the same time???
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Does the day end in “y”?
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Catastrophizing tuna melt!
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Reaction time looked slow as fuck. Which seems highly sus.
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Got my bottle of Prosecco chilling!
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Yup, did that one. I normally do not get motion sickness but that ride almost got me there.
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Girl, yaaaasss
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Still scared for the future. But being in community today was helpful.
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Jazzcat @jazzcat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Bless our troops
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