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Joe M

@jazzbassdba.bsky.social
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
It’s back to flower time……this time from Whole Foods and Costco. The roses already look like they’re on their way out. Let’s see how they fare.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
@svecrumba.bsky.social - I’m here. Just followed you.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The last batch of flowers lasted only 9 days. That’s may be a couple days short of their normal vase life They’ve been picked apart and re-vased up with those that survived, along with a fresh batch just bought.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Costco Flowers anyone….. Today’s supply of roses wasn’t up to par. So I stuck with two wildflower arrangements.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Somewhere in heaven, she’s probably looking down at all my Indian outfit purchases and muttering under her breath….. A$$hole…you couldn’t wear these clothes when I was alive huh 😕☹️🙃🙄😣
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I am really curious to get into Tuckers mind and figure out his MO here. He’s literally eviscerating CancunCruz here…
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Ummmmm……maybe 🙃🤔🤦‍♀️
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
HOW TF does anyone travel (fly) wearing shorts and T shirts? I’m in a full sleeve shirt and long pants and I am freezing the fuck out on this flight.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
So Delta rows/seats on this flight go from rows 1-3 then 10 thru the end. 🤦‍♀️🤔 I thought I’d forgotten to count when trying to look for my row. What happened to rows/seats 4 thru 9?
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
“When we change the way we look at things, the things we look at, change” - Wayne Dyer
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Costco flowers for the win (again)
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Does anyone on here….use this electronic calendar….and if so….how do you like it? Can it aggregate multiple calendars into one screen? a.co/d/8BLEcpG
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Amazon.com: Skylight Calendar: 15-inch Wall Planner Digital Calendar & Chore Chart, Smart Touchscreen Interactive Display for Family Schedules – Wall Mount Included, Great for Organizing Your 2025 Cal...
Amazon.com: Skylight Calendar: 15-inch Wall Planner Digital Calendar & Chore Chart, Smart Touchscreen Interactive Display for Family Schedules – Wall Mount Included, Great for Organizing Your 2025 Cal...
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I treated myself to flowers yesterday. Costco never fails to deliver.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Anyone else want off this fucking planet 😩
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Today was pre-wedding walkthrough. Just the walkthrough with ZERO “peopling” was exhausting. Not sure I want to know yet…what the wedding day is going to be like. Definitely not ready for this part of my life.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I’m taking myself out on a date LOL….for the first and hopefully, the last time, to a Paul Simon concert.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Ready, set, go. Drains for new tub and shower set in concrete.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
And the fix is in and water has been turned back on.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
UTTER chaos ensues. Water supply pipe was “nicked” last evening…..so we shut down water for last night as the only vendor (Ferguson) that sells the pipe fixture to repair this kinda pipe nick was closed for the day. Fun times. A few years ago….I would have blown a gasket…today….its MEH…
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I think I’m going to do the same thing this evening.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Cookies anyone?
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Valentines Days baking shenanigans for the young adults and future daughter-in-law
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Angry mediocre and terrible white people are a dying breed. That’s for sure. #DyingOfWhiteness
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
These fuckers are always whining
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Yesterday it was 84 degrees out. The house was 80 degrees inside. So I turned the A/C on. Today it’s 55 degrees out. And yeah…the heat goes back on for what looks like an incoming cold spell. 🙄😩🤦‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Natera can come kiss our collective asses 🖕🏾
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
1/2 The Claims clowns at @HorizonBCBSNJ are fucking hilarious corporate stooges. Today I received denial notice of a claim for blood test services run June through Sept 2024 to test for bad genes.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
It’s always a heartwarming feeling when a long time past mutual (who’s off that platform) reaches out to you via text messaging and inquires about how you’re doing. Thanks KingPinKatie
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
British Humor @ it's Very best, 44 Seconds & delivered like only the Brits can🤣🤣🤣
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
@jomamma1.bsky.social - I want to know if I can please DM you. Thanks
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Re-Upping this again.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
There is no greater betrayal by family or friends than those who only see you for the size of your bank account…while pretending like they still care.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I thought we were done with this nonsense
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I have asked one of the ladies who helped with our closet cleanup, to also help delve into 20 years worth of family albums and pick out photos that will then be tiled in the manner shown on this staircase wall. Updates to follow
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
With the help of three friends, our closet is now emptied out of all her clothes. This will help a great deal in moving forward.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
There was a bomb threat at the high school in the town further up the road from us. www.kxan.com/news/local/g...
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Access to Georgetown High blocked as police investigate bomb threat
Georgetown Police said it is investigating a bomb threat at Georgetown High School on Wednesday morning.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Every time I need to mail a parcel out, I look for masking tape. And every time I never find it. But when I’m in the middle of doing something else…I will stumble upon it and make a mental note of where it is….only to forget this mental note…the next time I need to use it for mailing a package. 😩😩😩
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
It is STILL January. FUCK
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
There is no going back. The in-memoriam cards as well the letter detailing why we’re severing all contact, has been mailed. I can finally breathe easier now.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
A few hours ago, I received news that a priest who was parish priest of the church we used to be members of, lost his battle to pancreatic cancer. He received treatment at the same clinic where my wife had her infusions and she used to stop by his chair each time she saw him in the clinic.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Valentines Day flower prices are gonna be through the roof. Those on here who were expecting flowers from me….I’m gonna take a hard pass this year LOL 😝🤣🫢😘
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
When I told Anita this in the beginning of 2021…that this decade would be an extremely difficult decade for us boomers, because of aging parents, I had her father and my mother in mind. I never in a million years imagined that she would also not live to see the next decade. That’s the hard reality.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
@tarashdev.bsky.social - I’m here Tara
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Happy Birthday @gardengirl125.bsky.social. Your positivity and kindness make this & X a better place to be.
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Joe M @jazzbassdba.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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