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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them)

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South Asian writer of epic science fiction and fantasy with INTRIGUE and ROMANCE and ANGST and DARKNESS. Star-studded galaxy brain void bag. Disabled ND Spoonie. BIPOC. They/them. Subscribe to my newsletter at www.jayvaster.com

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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I had to completely restart my crochet project. I successfully undid all the yarn... And forgot to wind it as I did. Disaster. LOOK AT THIS!! NONSENSE!!!
A giant ball of green yarn bigger than my hand
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hi, I'm Jay. I write SFF about fighting fascism. I'm offering five free dystopian flash fics to new subscribers! If you're an existing one, you'll get your free stories on the 15th. They're quick reads, great for taking a break. Do check it out! Subscribe! www.jayvaster.com #amwriting #freebooks
Ashen Skies by Jay V. Aster

Book cover. A glowing rainbow sky over a green horizon.
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
disastrous tea
A cup of tea that is far too milky
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm back! And I'm out of coffee!
An empty blue coffee cup sitting next to a green vase with golden ranunculus in front of a full bookshelf.
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Blueberry Muffin bread for mother's day
A round blueberry muffin bread to loaf sitting on a plate on a counter
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Banana bread
Banana bread in a ramekinRound banana bread loaf on a plateBanana bread with a slice cut out of it and a plate with a slice of banana bread in front
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Spinach Cheddar Feta bread
Spinach Cheddar Feta bread in the loaf panSpinach Cheddar Feta bread loaf on a plateA slice of spinach Cheddar Feta bread
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Homemade granola bars. Turned out delicious!
A ceramic dish with homemade granola bars cut up into pieces.A hand holding a piece of homemade granola bar with oats, nuts, and dried cranberries
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
My autocorrect did it again
Witch King of Angstmar

Stuff Your Kindle day (actually 5 days) is here! Get your free boobs!

https://www.bookbub.com/blog/stuff-your-kindle-day

...m leaving that inHow often do those things actually happen?

I.e. are you just building up the fear in your head or do they happen every time?

Also, can you mitigate things so that you can handle yourself if they happen? Like carrying a shark and water? Drinking Gatorade?

Reply

OMG carrying a SNACKFriend: 

I've never had it on burgers!

or Toddlers

Witch King of Angstmar:

It's so good on Michael

Oh my God

Not again
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Love hate my autocorrect
Discord comment from witch King of angstmar

Eating peesha for dinner
Because I'm worth it
I chopped up a baby and put it on my pizza and it's really good
BABY EL
Babybel
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
my milkshake brings all the trekkies to the yard and they're like that thing killed tasha yar
Tasha Yar confronting a thing made of black sludge
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day. #memethread 10.
San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert 

Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

Picture of a large boulder the size of a small boulder blocking the snowy road
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Divergent was wild. #memethread 9.
pitbolshevik

Jan 14

remember how fucking godawful the divergent series was

pitbolshevik

Jan 14

her edgy love interest was like "my name is Four because im only afraid of four things

pitbolshevik

Jan 14

In Divergent, Four's fears include:

@

• Claustrophobia: Fear of being trapped in a confined space

• Heights: Fear of being high up

• Guns: Fear of being shot

• Being beaten by his father: Fear of being physically abused by his father, Marcus

• Killing innocent people: Fear of killing someone who is innocent

these are his fears btw

pitbolshevik

Jan 14

wait that's 5. this dude cant fucking count
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
#memethread 8.
Image of broken image link picture

Jürgen [object Object]

When testing our website I sometimes give myself a silly name and choose an image of the "broken image" as an avatar, just to keep the developers busy.
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
#memethread 7.
peach-pot

...

trans guy who doesn't realize he's turning into a werewolf because he assumes it's all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

peach-pot

trans girl who doesn't realize she's turning into a vampire because she assumes it's all just normal side effects of starting estrogen
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
#memethread 6.
Anonymous

One day, someone will think about you for the last time in eternity. You will be forgotten by the world and the universe.

eanasir

Not if I sell really shitty copper
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
#memethread 5.
Tumblr post

amirdrassil

ok forget everything else i've previously said on the subject - THIS is my favourite star wars behind-the-scenes story:

"Operated by remote control, R2-D2 had to trundle off camera and disappear behind a sand dune," she says. "But the remote control failed to stop the robot and he wandered onto the set of Jesus of Nazareth!"

fialleril 

This is the greatest thing I have ever read.

qthewetsprocket

What, your Bible doesn't have the nativity story with God's miracle of the sentient trash bin coming to pay its respects to the baby Jesus?

dragon-in-a-fez

...

...

...

...

these wise men have travelled far and brought gifts of gold, frankincense, and the plans for the Death Star
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
#memethread 3.
This new wall art in my office

Wall: no everything im is possible
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
#memethread 2.
PHOTOGRAPHER CAPTURES A SQUIRREL STOPPING TO SMELL A FLOWER

picture of a squirrel smelling a flower
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
He had a slightly above average number of hands. Think about it.
Reddit post

r/A03

u/marredmarigold.

How it feels describing how handsome canonically v e r y attractive character is 

...

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Day 1 of learning crochet.
Tiny messy rectangles of crochet. 

Single crochet
Double crochet
Half double crochet
Treble crochet
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
A guy climbing into a guy-shaped hole in the side of a mountain.

Speech bubbles: 

"Th- this is my hole! It was made for me!"
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
America is missing out I'm telling you.
My tweet from Shitter

I think it's homophobic that you can't buy potato smileys in America
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Screenshot from shitter

Kayla Cottingham) @peculiaritea 11 Sep 23: the citizens in any 2010s YA dystopian novel

Attached picture

Shail @dawgpleasee

white girl... save me..

Shail @dawgpleasee

white girl

Shail @dawgpleasee

save me white girl
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Pie!!!!? It ain't pretty but it sure smells good!
A home baked apple pie with crumble on top
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
A hand over a man's face

Words: 

Did you see: 
- a tent in the woods?
- someone shoplifting?
- a person sleeping in their car? 

No! You fucking didn't! 

People are struggling
Don't make it worse
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I got a teapot! Look at it it's so cute!
A light green cast iron teapot with gold leaves decoration.
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
That canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about?
A man dressed as a medieval king saying, "Now, I understand that you've all come here under threat of death and I appreciate it."
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 14/05/2024
This happened while I was listening to the song... The Summer of '69.
Words: 6969
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 21/01/2024
Shiny nails for meeeeeeee! I tried loose glitter for the first time.
A picture of my right hand fingers with coppery nail polish topped with shattered glitter. The ring finger nail has silver glitter packed on and topped with holographic pink flakes.A picture of my left hand fingers with coppery nail polish topped with shattered glitter. The ring finger nail has silver glitter packed on and topped with holographic pink flakes.
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
Which medieval cat are you today?
Which medieval cat are you today?

1. A lion with a human face
2. The outline of what looks like a spotted frog with a screaming face
3. A stylized red blob on a shield
4. A metal statue that looks rather stunned 
5. A cat standing on a grumpy cat
6. A cat holding a lute
7. Cat dressed like a nun
8. Very realistic painting of a cat dressed in colorful medieval clothes
9. Pencil drawing of a cat sleeping
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
IDK this made me snort laugh
Instagram screenshot

Headline: Amps Left On Accidentally Record New Sunn O))) Album

Full story: thehardtimes.net

Picture of many amps

thehardtimesnews "Honestly, it sounds better than the last record, so I think I'm going to convince the guys to keep it."
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
I love autocorrect
A screenshot of my discord comment:

Don't get me started on Scrivener haha

/Shakes fish

...fist
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Discord really bringing the cursed holiday content.
Red and white striped candy canes. 

HOT DOG flavored candy canes.A box of cream and white striped candy canes labeled, "CLAMDY CANES"
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
I'm so sorry you're having a rough time. I've got a lot more memes so if you want a little distraction I've got you covered!
yesterdaysprint 

Newspaper screenshot

WANTED $20 WORTH OF HAM AND EGGS

RESTAURANT PROPRIETOR THOUGHT MAN WAS CRAZY AND REFUSED TO SERVE CUSTOMER

The Philadelphia Inquirer, Pennsylvania, July 29, 1904

lilaccatholic

Well that's not so crazy I mean how much could-

$20 in 1904 is

worth $686.95

today

OH

persianpenname

A meme of Ron Swanson sitting at a restaurant, saying 

WHAT I SAID WAS, "GIVE ME ALL THE BACON AND EGGS YOU HAVE."Tumblr post

infectiouspiss

can you guys stop slamming back there I'm trying to parallel park this dragula and it's trickythelittlemissbird 

Yeah sorry we put your boyfriend in the corner. Yeah, he's in the spotlight, losing his religion. Yeah he's trying to keep up with you :/ oh no I've said too muchMacLeod

this Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
A picture of Ed who is a motorcycle goth pirate

Bothered. Unmoisturized. Sad.
Out of my lane. Unfocused. Decaying.
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
My body isn't a temple, it's a Mojo Dojo Casa House
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Does he have nine guns now!? Has he become the monster people paint him as!?!?!?
A picture of pining Stede on the left and on the right, Ed with nine guns. The gun in his hand is pointing at Stede
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Ed crashed a wedding, stole the cake toppers, and painted the bride to be himself He is so handling this well
Cake toppers that look like Stede and the bride painted to look like Ed
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
I am so normal about ofmd right now Look at him he's not even trying to do his makeup it's a mascara mess!
A close up or Blackbeard's eye makeup, which is less makeup and more black just smeared everywhere
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Skeet from Sage

@trans.bsky.social

[SoCal boomer looking at the total devastation of a tropical hurricane]: we *needed* this, we need the rain.

Picture of a widely grinning Boomer woman looking out at a stormy sky

Aug 19, 2023 at 12:32 PM
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
This review did me IN I'm DECEASED
Kristen Walker

Verified Purchase

Bought as a prank... priceless!

Reviewed in the United States on September 11, 2022

Style: Sit

Had to purchase this as soon as I saw it! Set it up in the neighbors yard when I knew they weren't home, and it was amazing!! This thing is HUGE!! It will be passed around for generations to come!
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
I drew a mermaid for #MerMay but like only now colored them in I have things I like and dislike about this but I wanted to practice some coloring techniques so all in all I think it's a success.
A mermaid underwater. She has dark copper skin with blue green highlights. She's wearing a gold crown with anemone colored tentacles coming out of her head. She's brightly decorated with flowers. Her fins are translucent. She's carrying a towel and a banana and she's got a huge grin.
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
I'm feeling sick today so I drew TenRose #art #digitalart #myart
A hugely grinning 10th doctor with gelled hair and brown suit next to Rose, who has long blonde hair, a pink shirt, and blue jacket. They both have brown eyes.
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
welcoming people to bluesky
Kronk grinning and holding up a badge that says Monster Fucker Permit
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
I drew my OC, Duia Tobiasin. She's a bard and artist! I drew it mainly to practice my line work, but I just love how the colors came out. #art #oc
A girl with red hair in a pixie cut, green eyes, a white tank top, and a blue knee length skirt
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
I'm writing a gothic science fantasy novel! It's about a lonely changeling who vows to take down her evil adoptive mother, and enters a royal competition in space to do that. Here's my main character, Helena:
A girl with black hair and a shiny dress sits on a wooden throne. She has fiery eyes and a cocky grin and flower petals are coming out of her hands.
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
I drew my OC, Gerilt Vintern. He's a cunning and calculating mage who might just destroy the world... If he doesn't save it. He is part of Starfall. #art #WritingCommunity #digitalart
An androgynous looking man in a dark purple snakeskin print robe over a white shirt, brown pants, and green tie. He has long silver hair and magenta eyes. He's concentrating on some bubbles of light forming between his hands.
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
I write science fiction and do art! I'm unpublished still: I'm working on my first book, which is actually science fantasy. Meanwhile, here's some of my art! I swear the second one is SF - it's virtual reality!
Book cover

STARFALL by Jay V. Aster

Against a starry background, a glowing purple planet falls into a giant space rocky space crater 

Art of the main character of my current WIP, Blackwater. A girl with curly black hair and fiery eyes in a simple blue gown sits on a wooden throne. Flower petals come out of her hands.
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𝕁𝕒𝕪 𝕍. 𝔸𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 💀🐍(they/them) @jayvastersff.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
I am doing an exercise where I'm supposed to write 50 Experiences I had And I think I'm doing this right
31. A ghost in the window
32. Share your burden with me
33. A light in the darkness
34. I have a structured settlement but I need cash now
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