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Taylor Upchurch

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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
First time I've seen an asterisk deployed here, thank you for sparing us all the embarrassment
BREAKING: Brooke Hogan Reveals Hulk Hogan Sl*pt With His Daughter's Friend
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#Denver
Screenshot of pollen forecast for Denver but the only risk is Weed which, true
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ewok the Froodle, providing his signature occasionally overly sensitive neighborhood threat monitoring service
Ewok perched on the windowsill looking out across his kingdom
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Nooo don't, you would hate doing this all the time
Ewok getting belly scratched and loving it very much
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ewok changed things over here for the better pretty permanently
Dog that looks like an Ewok, named Ewok
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Went to a lovely little street fair in Temescal yesterday
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Perfect al pastor torta lunch at Tacos al Chilango on Valencia @ Cesar Chavez*
Al pastor torta with 2 salsas and an orange Jarritos. (The * is for whatever they'll be renaming Cesar Chavez to)
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Sergio Romo wearing his "I just look illegal" shirt during the WS parade
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
As someone who struggles not to be too cynical about things, I find this topic induces a specific brand of despair
List of several real-life events Kalshi and Polymarket are taking wagers on
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Just went to Buc-ees for the first time
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Lovely unexpected encounter yesterday in the Mission
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Came home to find a mystery Doordash order on my doorstep for a single can of Coke. Kicking off Christmas season early this year it seems!
Doordash receipt for a single can of Coke, for an "Snn A."
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Nice little gathering today in SF #NoKings
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Excited to finally have this project going up in my neighborhood. How many years ago was that fire at the 3300 Club?
Housing project construction in progress: 35 units of 100% affordable housing coming fall 2026
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Bleak, I say!
Screenshot of transit app showing nothing but long Muni wait times
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Finally picked up something to go into this flower pot I impulse bought awhile back, that's the big news around here today
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Really hope I did this right
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Testing my theory that you can make any bubbly water flavor or brand and I'll try it once
Guy Fieri "Flavortown" Waterloo can
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Mosswood Guess the Band, pt 2 (free space)
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Mosswood festival Guess the Band, pt 1
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Ok, I really did LOL at this stirring call for "courage" from Dems
Obama quoted saying "You have great candidates running races right now. Support those candidates" in an article where he calls for "more courage" from Dems that has 0 mentions of 'Zohran'
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Dolores absolutely popping off for #Pride
A packed Dolores Park (with a lot more tents than usual)
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
This incredible passage - complete with footnote:
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Love these footnotes on how MLK's Letter From a Birmingham Jail came to be - and how slowly it made its way to the popular consciousness. Today, he would have just posted it from the Notes app or whatnot
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Making my way through CARRY ME HOME. Truly a book that you can open to any page at random and find stories that 1) will stop you in your tracks and 2) echo a little too strongly nowadays
Page from Diane McWhorter's Carry Me Home: Wallace's "Segregation Forever"
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
It took a canceled connection and resulting 8-hour layover, but Achievement Unlocked: actually use an airport yoga room
The DFW yoga studio
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Tonight's episode of Guess the Artist asks the question: does it count as a cover if it's from the artist's original band?
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Bay to Breakers was a delight Pt II
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Bay to Breakers was a delight this year
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Another pretty easy edition of Guess the Band y'all should all get this one
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Definitely no shortage of people celebrating both holidays
View of downtown and a packed Dolores Park
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Lovely little Easter / 420 day at Dolores
A full Dolores Park on a sunny afternoon
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Tonight's edition of Guess the Band is an easy one
Computer Love at the Greek
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Sunset Dunes Park is the shit, Part II
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Sunset Dunes Park is the shit
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Like how is this any different from the Achewood "egg sandwich" cartoon
Achewood "egg sandwich" equation
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I've tried not to be too tuned in to tariff news, but do appreciate this absurd detail from Matt Levine's newsletter:
USTR formula for tariffs, with pointless extra Greek letters thrown in to make it seem more complicated
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
My mom's sketch of me. Pretty sick burn tbh
Notepad pen sketch of a bearded schlub on his phone
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
This woman next to me will never appreciate Denver Jones the way I appreciate Denver Jones. War Eagle
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
About 40% of the way to being a helpful sign, thank you Louisville hospital
Elevator sign saying "Remember Elevator Etiquette"
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Paramount generously allowing two different ways to watch the Carabao Cup final: a "Star Cam" that only shows Mo Salah strolling around, or a blue screen promising that the game is starting soon. Cool!
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Reminiscing fondly on our foster guys
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Finally figured out what to name the Roomba I got earlier this year: Chase
Overhead shot of Chase Center on the jumbotron, in all its robot-vacuum-looking glory
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
From tonight's Chase Center program. What's wrong with this picture
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Great value but I'm not in the market for these currently, thanks
Chalkboard sign advertising handmade goat milk soap, "Ask about eczema, psoriasis, rosacea, acne, Buy 3 Get 1 Free"
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Everybody's doing it so here's mine
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Aubie the trespasser
Black Chihuahua mix in a store with "no animals allowed" sign behind him
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
You said it man
"We all go bad sooner or later"
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Taylor Upchurch @jayteeyou.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I knew I had something I could contribute to the discourse today
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