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JAYTEEAU

@jayteeau.bsky.social
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Tech & 3D printing enthusiast. Problem Solver. Always learning. Father & husband. Skeets are my own. inux3d.com.au Vegemite consultant 😉 Applescript coding MacOS apps, InDesign Automation, Database publishing and other clever shit Melbourne Aus.

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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Confirmed
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well that was wobbly Pretty sure that was an earthquake in Melbourne
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm hoping the original photo was a joke... but you never know 😂
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CC surcharges were just abolished in Australia So…
Picture of a payment terminal covered with a sign saying “No surcharges”, but it’s 50 cents to open 😂
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mmm, stretchy
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Colorful Glitter Slime
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Definitely not a planet I call it the Death Egg #starwars #deathstar
Hard boiled egg with a dimple which makes it resemble the Death Star from Star WarsHard boiled egg with a dimple which makes it resemble the Death Star from Star Wars
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still here Plans were abandoned some time ago Full refund on one way tickets Regional instability 😳
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ha ha, you… old… 😂
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I read that it’s actually been halal since 2016 and only the label is new. Not verified
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Of course not
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Close enough
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Huntsman Knife Cs2 Huntsman Knife Cs Go
ALT: Huntsman Knife Cs2 Huntsman Knife Cs Go
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Claude: I've been refusing to say the C-word because you told me not to . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cache, the word was cache Earlier Me: "FFS, it's not cache" #claude
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It makes the Mac Studio seem inexpensive 😂
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ha ha ha. NFW
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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I'll Allow It - Ken Jeong Meme
ALT: I'll Allow It - Ken Jeong Meme
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AUD $3500 starting
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Woman's Hilarious Spit Take Drink Reaction
ALT: Woman's Hilarious Spit Take Drink Reaction
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Have you seen the season 4 trailer?
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ha ha ha
Caption: weird green light came on, should I be worried?

BMW driver noticing and indicator signal light 😂😂😂
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Unless that was meant to be a giraffe? 🤔 But also 👏👏👏👏
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I binged #Silo this week S3E09 & S3E10 Holy shit
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The chat speed was insane at the start
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sony are getting wrecked www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcTY... I has my say too 😂 Level with the red line
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
As a long time Destiny player, if just signed the petition to try and get D3 made Add your support c.org/X7b2MWwRYV
c.org
Sign the Petition
Petition Sony to develop Destiny 3
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nice
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Homer Simpson Retreats into a Bush
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I saw this on Instagram and tried it 😂😂😂 “How old is the orange man?”
I asked Siri “how old is the orange man”

Ha fucking ha
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m still chuckling 😉 How stereotypical
Number plate CLT 404
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yup
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Here too bsky.app/profile/jayt...
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
More contaminated food, this time with radioactive elements 😂
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fantastic
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You know what's really annoying... Registrars that don't talk to each other I thought I was clever and secured vibe.co.de They even took my money A few days later... "We're sorry" Turns out it's a premium domain or squatted www.nic.co.de/domain/searc... fkrs
Receipt for the domain name vibe.co.de showing a successful registrationEmail saying "We're sorry, that domain is reserved"
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Time flies
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gutless This is the Australian view of Lake Ontario
Google drops to its knees and annotates Lake Ontario with ( Lake America )
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That’s good right? 🤔
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fuck you Google. We will all remember your capitulation to a mad king
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Silenthilldude👻🇬🇹 @silenthilldude.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
KomCATsu
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Dom @3dp.lol · 29/08/2026
Tonight I launched yourtiny.link, a privacy focused URL shortener. Use the site or use a bookmark applet to create links on the ytl.is domain. Get useful stats on your links without feeding Big Data and profiling visitors. Taking new user applications now. #privacy #shortlink #webtool #bitly
yourtiny.link
YourTinyLink | YTL
Privacy-first short links with QR codes, useful stats, and no creepy tracking.
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Anti-Fascist Translator Monkey @translatormonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
At the grocery store this evening, I saw a short little old lady trying to reach a jar of artichokes on the top shelf. No way could she do it. I helped her out. Pro Tip. Just grab the out-of-reach product. Don't pick the short person up like I did. The cops were pretty friendly.
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Woman's Hilarious Spit Take Drink Reaction
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s fancy that way
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Keanu Reeves: You're Welcome Pleasure
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
jesus christ I have straight up never seen anything like this
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Kids, we need to talk"
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This exchange just happened with my wife
Text exchange with my wife

Children and vegetables tonight?

Will you bring the children home?

Don't we have children in the fridge?

Read your messages
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I figured
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ordering
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JAYTEEAU @jayteeau.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sadly I don’t, but if you reckon this would work, I could get it www.amazon.com.au/Multifunctio...
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5-in-1 Multifunctional Air Quality Monitor Indoor | Home Air Quality Test for CO2, Formaldehyde, TVOC, Temperature and Humidity : Amazon.com.au: Home Improvement
5-in-1 Multifunctional Air Quality Monitor Indoor | Home Air Quality Test for CO2, Formaldehyde, TVOC, Temperature and Humidity : Amazon.com.au: Home Improvement
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