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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 10h

FUN DOG FACT: A Rottweiler’s mouth is a portal to the Dimension of Infinite Drool. A single Rottweiler can fill an Olympic-sized pool with drool in less than 30 minutes.

A large doofus of a Rottweiler dog laying on the grass. He’s wearing a name tag that reads “Tank.” Not a thought in his large head. Not pictured: the ocean of drool he leaves everywhere.

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Kramarczuk’s Deli in Minneapolis never fails to have the best Ukrainian food. The sausages are amazing, the borsch is excellent, and the cabbage rolls are divine.

A cup of borsch with sour cream, a Ukrainian sausage with sauerkraut, some homemade paprika chips and a tall can of Ukrainian kvas to wash it down.

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bear is home! Thanks so much to everyone who offered suggestions and prayers. Small things like that are more meaningful than you know. My daughter is so happy he’s back!

A very wet, very spoiled black domestic shorthair cat who have his family a damn heart attack.

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Our cat got out tonight and hasn’t come back. My daughter is distraught. This has been a very tough year on us all, and losing Bear would be terrible. If you are the praying type, we would appreciate it.

Bear, a black cat who we love ever so much and just want to come home.

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Here's my top 10 list. Most of them are pretty self-explanatory. Chernobyl is the perfect reflection of our current age. Andor is damn near perfect in every way and is a legit masterpiece that transcends genre. Lower Decks is a love letter to classic Trek and I just adore it.

NYT My Top 10 Shows Since 2000 List
- The WIre
- Breaking Bad
- Battlestar Galactica
- Star Trek: Lower Decks
- Andor
- Mad Men
- House M.D.
- Schitt's Creek
- Chernobyl
- Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My origin video game? It's amazing how much they got out of the limited hardware of the C64. A twisted sense of humor, some ridiculous puzzles, and pretty decent graphics for the early 8-bit era. I don't think I ever actually finished it, though.

The title screen for the C64 game Zak McCracken and the Alien Mindbenders.

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Coders have always shared (and copied) their work - it’s been part of the open source ethos for decades.

Everyone: “plagiarism is unacceptable”

Programmers:

(A picture of two bearded men facing each other, each speaking)

Man, I stole your code

Other person: It’s not my code.

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

For the many criticisms of GW Bush, after 9/11 he stood up and said clearly that Islam was not our enemy. Could you imagine Trump saying anything like this? Could you imagine how he would fan the flames of hatred? We have fallen a lot as a country in the 25 years since 9/11.

[22] I also want to speak tonight directly to Muslims throughout the world. We respect your faith. It’s practiced freely by many millions of Americans and by millions more in countries that America counts as friends. Its teachings are good and peaceful, and those who commit evil in the name of Allah blaspheme the name of Allah. The terrorists are traitors to their own faith, trying, in effect, to hijack Islam itself. The enemy of America is not our many Muslim friends; it is not our many Arab friends. Our enemy is a radical network of terrorists and every government that supports them.

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

“Psst, hey kid, want to try some freedom?” The National Eagle Center in Wabasha, MN is definitely a fun time.

A bald eagle sitting on a perch giving some eagly side-eye to the camera.

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It’s almost the weekend, have a quizzical Rottweiler.

A Rottweiler looking very confuzzled. He has a blue tag that reads “Tank” which coincidentally is his name.

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

My wife has been taking her brother’s dog with her for her morning walks and I’m pretty sure Tank is not about the early-morning power walk life!

A Rottweiler dog laying down on a floor with his head down and looking at the camera with a tired doggy expression.

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Emperor Palpatine announces that all Storm Troopers will receive midi-chlorian treatments. “We are a high-Sith Imperial force!”

Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars sitting on a throne and grimacing.

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Happy Bastille Day to everyone, especially all my fellow guillotine enthusiasts!

A guillotine drawn in the style of 1980s neon vapor wave art with a sun and digital-style mountains in the background.

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

This is from 2010, no idea why I kept it or where it’s originally from:

An Apple Note reading as follows:

At the International Bureau of Weights and Measures, the shit-ton was originally represented by a ton of shit kept at carefully maintained humidity and pressure. These days, they express it as some multiple of the shit pound represented by a lump of platinum molded to resemble a pile of shit.

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

This Fourth of July Caturday Bear says that Thomas Jefferson would have supported his right to go out the front door and eat those finches, who are probably in league with George III.

A black cat on a hardwood floor looming back at the camera with his mouth open mid-meow.

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

Wonderfalls, a quirky mid-aughts comedy from Bryan Fuller that was one of the million shows Fox axed. It starred Caroline Dhavernas, second only to poutine for “greatest things to come out of Quebec.”

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I am puppy sitting for my brother-in-law, and my puppy nephew is just too damn contented…

A Rottweiler dog laying in grass with his eyes closed looking very contented. He is wearing a blue checkered bandana around his neck.

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Bear’s Caturday exercises involve trying to murder the two asshole birds that appear to be taunting him. If only that door wasn’t in the way!

A black cat sitting in front of a white door looking up at a window. Off frame is an asshole bird tormenting the cat.

This asshole bird may weigh a couple of ounces tops but remembers that he was a T-Rex 100 million years ago. It is a gray and black bird sitting on a white pipe.

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

This is Bear. Bear knows he is not supposed to sit on the island. Bear does not care for this rule.

A large black cat with yellow eyes sitting on a wooden butcher’s block.

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I don’t remember planting bunnies in my garden, but they sure are cute before they get to the “voraciously eating the veggies” stage!

7 adorable baby bunnies in a nest made of fur and leaves. They are almost full grown and are packed tightly together.

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Hi-C Ecto Cooler (1989-2016, 2021)

A juice box of Hi-C Ecto Cooler, showing Slimer the green ghost surrounded by orange slices.

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👺💀The Masque of the Reding Death 💀 👺 @jayreding.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

When we say that the average person is getting radicalized, this is exactly what supports that conclusion. People who aren’t dialed in to politics at all are, dare I say it, waking up.

A Reddit post from r/NFLNorthMemeWar showing a referee standing in a football field with the following caption:

“The ruling on the field is that this is a meme football sub

HOWEVER…

FUCK ICE
and fuck any bootlicker who supports them”

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