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Jason R Spicer

@jayrayspicer.bsky.social
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Born in 1961. Kinda over it by 1973. Unimpressed by: - Mornings - Coffee - The absence of coffee - Sardines on pizza Fond of: - Dogs - Cats - Raccoons - Possums (yeah, I don't care if there's an o' or not) - Corvids - Pineapple on pizza

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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We're gonna need a bigger Luigi.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dox these Gestapo assholes. If a revived DoJ can't hold them accountable, we'll have to do it the old fashioned way. No Nazis! No Confederates!
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That rabid animal needs to be put down.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Republican death squads.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yes, that explains why I enjoy everything the Onion publishes except for that one cartoon.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was astounded to read the other day that Texas, of all places, has a policy like this. I've long thought that this would go a long way toward resolving the affluent vs poor school district problem. I'm sure there would still be issues.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've been reading the Onion for decades and enjoy every part of it but the Kelly cartoon. I've never found it even remotely amusing, just an unpleasant reminder of magat ideas I'm already sick of. There's no accounting for taste.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If it's meant as a liberal cartoonist's commentary on magat cartooning, I guess it really captures the thud. But I could find the real thing if I wanted that. Kelly makes Poes, at best, and Poes capture all points of view and none. Do you find Kelly as funny as the rest of the Onion?
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It isn't a parody if it's indistinguishable from a sincere representation of the original. Show me in the cartoon where Kelly winks at the audience. He doesn't. Every element presents an unchallenged sincere magat belief. What's Kelly adding? Nothing. The Colbert Report had all kinds of tells.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not objecting that I don't like his cartoons. I'm objecting that they don't achieve their goals. I'm objecting that his cartoon might as well be called "The Unadorned Magat Perspective". The rest of the Onion assumes that we are all familiar with the targets. Kelly seems to think we're not.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Satire is supposed to critique a person or their agenda by by showing its flaws. Kelly's cartoons are indistinguishable from what magats themselves produce. He's basically just echoing their talking points, not skewering them. I don't need him to repeat their views to me. He's not adding anything.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There's zero nuance in a Kelly cartoon, nothing oblique or symbolic, just absolutely literal quotes from shit I've read from magats. No magat would find these funny, but most magats would strongly agree with Kelly's apparent viewpoint. And let's be honest. There's no such thing as right wing art.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is it just me, or are these Kelly cartoons never funny? They aren't satire if they're *exactly* what an earnest magat would create. Is he just purposely creating Poes? I love the Onion, but I've never gotten the joke of a Kelly cartoon. Maybe the Onion is just trolling its own readers, but...
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Obviously, you need a fing-longer.
Futurama's Dr Farnsworth demonstrating the fing-longer.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The ECINEU is coming along nicely. I assume you have a huge movie franchise deal in the works. I look forward to seeing the movies in glorious 76.2mm FBIMAX (3" FlipBook IMAX).
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'll just put this right here...
Graph showing price of oil rising ~70% due to Trump's war on Iran.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Shambling mound of toxic orange feces determined by independent fact-checkers to be shambling mound of toxic orange feces.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They should not allow Trump to seat *any* new judges anywhere in the court system.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Give Canada an inch and it'll take a kilometer.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well now the vigilantes know who to hold accountable, so that's good.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
LLMs can't do any of those things. LLMs can't reduce their error rate to zero or anywhere close. We should never trust LLMs to conduct business on our behalf. That would collapse the economy, not transaction costs. Even if transaction costs went down, financial fees would continue to go up.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Holy shit. She is deeply unwell.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You can't spell skuM without Musk.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Conservatives are incapable of understanding that "effort" isn't the only thing that matters. They are fully bought into the just-world fallacy, and it makes them fantastically out of touch with reality. And sadistic, to boot. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just-wo...
en.wikipedia.org
Just-world fallacy - Wikipedia
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If the government doesn't fulfill the promises of the Preamble, then what the hell is a country even for? It's not just the production floor for the oligarchy.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oh, no, no. I'm not falling for that again.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Everyone needs to be aware of the just-world fallacy. It's the primary reason for all the problems in the world. No kidding. The #1 cause. It's the idea that wherever a person is, it's exactly where they *deserve* to be. And we all know karma doesn't actually work. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just-wo...
en.wikipedia.org
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Everyone needs to be aware of the just-world fallacy. It's the primary reason for all the problems in the world. No kidding. The #1 cause. It's the idea that wherever a person is, it's exactly where they *deserve* to be. And we all know karma doesn't actually work. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just-wo...
en.wikipedia.org
Just-world fallacy - Wikipedia
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Fuck the Confederacy. Anyone who flies that flag outside a museum is a traitor.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"unexpectedly", right. The question is how it has kept expanding as much as it has, with Trump sabotaging it as much as possible. The other question is whether we can trust any numbers the regime produces.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm pretty sure the short answer is because the hosts that viruses target are evolving too. There's no reason to think any particular organism or virus will win the arms race.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We must start referring to the programs Americans need as *investments in our people*. Republicans still won't understand it, but everyone else will. It's not about "safety nets". It's not about charity. It's about all us investing in all of us to make things better for *everyone*.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Elon Musk is a Nazi, therefore all Nazis are Elon Musk. Alternatively, Elon Musk is a dipshit, therefore all dipshits are Elon Musk. Well, that one's closer to the truth.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I respect tradespeople. I respect degreed people. All education should be respected. And paid for by the government. Everyone benefits when everyone is more educated, regardless of the discipline.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is how Nazis should always be treated.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sure it did. Trump's entire kleptocracy are Vandals. I mean, they might be Visigoths, I guess. Maybe Huns.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Fuck ICE and CBP.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Fuck criminal cops. Any hospital orderly would have handled this better.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Trump's priorities have always been to destroy the country that has tried to hold him accountable for his crimes. He *wants* America to suffer.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You can't have freedom without stability. You can't have stability under capitalism. That's not what it's for. It's for keeping you off-balance so it can exploit you.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Not really. The 2nd Amendment was never meant to be an alternate to the electoral process. It's clearly meant as an adjunct to the Article 1, Section 8 federal responsibility of repelling invasion and suppressing rebellion. It's supposed to allow citizens to work *with* the federal troops.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Jonathan Ross is a murderer. He should absolutely be indicted. This is *exactly* why the 1st Amendment exists. Fuck ICE and the rest of the Nazi Trump tyranny.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Correct. White supremacist = 2nd amendment nutjob. They never wanted their guns in case of tyranny. They only wanted them in case of non-white tyranny.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The constitution MUST include a recall process for federal officials, elected or not. Impeachment is simply impossible, as history has well proved. When congress can't act, the people must. Currently, our only option is rebellion. That's insane.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
He's got the skill set for ICE (being an asshole). How much do you want to bet he'll get a pardon if he agrees to throw rocks at brown people instead of seals?
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Can we just deport this piece of shit already? www.msn.com/en-us/news/c...
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MSN
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
New White House portrait.
Trump's mug shot as clown Hitler.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Backlash from Fox News? Ok.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Wtf are you talking about? Of course we believe Republicans are sexual predators. We just can't do anything about them without the votes. We get more votes by policing the party we can police.
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Jason R Spicer @jayrayspicer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"I'm not saying it was aliens, but...it was aliens."
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