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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

wow that image did not work even at all. here's one at 10x scale and one at small scale, on a background so the details don't get totally lost.

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

this is saw. *knife to meet you. *...is what he'd say, if he was a talentless hack. *which he isn't. so he's not saying that. *never speak to him again.

A pixel sprite of an anthropomorphic multitool. He has a knife for a face, scissors as a ponytail, a corkscrew for an arm and pliers for another arm. It's unclear where his boots end and his pants start.

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

mozart's been real quiet since this one dropped

A screenshot of an album titled ULTRAKILL: INFINITE HYPERDEATH, by Claude Debussy. Allegedly.

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

final shiny cetoddle count: i needed to export multiple boxes to pokemon home because they were clogging my PC.

A picture of a shiny Cetitan - a Pokemon shaped like a cartoon whale with two stumpy legs. It is dark grey with a lighter underside and red marks around its eyes. Its nickname reads "Jhen Mohran," referencing a Monster Hunter creature.

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

jurassic movie the one with the evil fucked up scary mutant dinosaurs (a man in sunglasses leans over and whispers something in my ear) what do you mean we already did that one. uhhhh. ok so this one has EVILER and MORE FUCKED UP mutant dinosaurs

A vague sketch of a six-limbed creature with a bulbous head sitting on the ground and smiling vacantly. Text reads "affront to god and nature."

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

look at my miniboss duo bro i'm fucking cooked 😭

A rough digital sketch of two characters. One is an anthropomorphic multitool with a knifeblade for a face. The other is a rolled-up mat, drawn as though dancing.

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

[oc] go in the dark world. go in the deltarune

A digital sketch of a character based on a multitool of some kind. He has a knifeblade for a head and a "ponytail" made from a small pair of scissors.

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

oh my god you guys watch out it's going to get us AUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A photo of a beluga whale with its mouth open.

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

really appreciate that the latest jurassic film's big bad scary evil dinosaur that loves KILLING and BLOOD and VIOLENCE and BEING NASTY is this funny beluga beast

A cropped screenshot of a toy dinosaur. It has sharp interlocking teeth, orange eyes and a bulbous forehead like that of a cetacean.

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

if they weren't cowards and/or beholden to the whims of suits and ties whose conception of media starts and ends at "appeal to every demographic to make all the lines go up as fast as possible" they would've canonized ultimasaurus 4 films ago

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

the dread emissary of entropy, predictor of all possible futures, under whose watchful eye our reality slides ever closer to the long dark at the end of time (bad at it, strong opinions on HGTV renovation shows, lost his contact lens)

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

we here at ScienceCo LLC are proud to announce that, after years of developing state of the art genetic techniques, our research team has successfully reanimated the long-extinct dimetrodon.

An edited image of a green iguana with a paper sail taped to its back.

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

8.5x11, free to use, no credit necessary. (obligatory "yes i know this is a gross oversimplification, i'm going for broad-stroke clarity and legibility here")

An 8.5x11 format black-and-white poster titled "Why are eggs expensive now?" Panel 1 pictures a poorly-drawn human figure pointing at a sign reading "Prez Sez No More Regulation. Caption reads "health and safety regulations slashed. It's a lot cheaper to run a farm if you don't have to clean it up". Panel 2 pictures a sick chicken. Caption reads "dirty, crowded farms make it easy for disease to spread. It's still cheaper for businesses to do the bare minimum." Panel 3 pictures a few cartoonishly deceased chickens. Caption reads "sick and dying birds do not produce eggs for sale. Demand for eggs remains the same." Panel 4 depicts two people. One, wearing a suit, looks at a pile of cash and a trendline for egg prices spiking. Another, in a t-shirt, looks sadly at an empty wallet and an expensive egg. Caption reads "low supply and high demand mean that sellers can charge more for less. Profits stay high at your expense." Large text below the comic reads "Dead birds lay no eggs - demand sanitization, immunization, regulation now."

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

the opposition can come from you if that is all you have left to believe in. but it must come from somewhere, and declaring the battle lost from the outset is not opposing.

A screencap of the previous comment in the chain. "The point is to make you think it's a dictatorship so you're more willing to give up and bemoan the fate of the country. the overwhelm is the point; the giving up is the point" is highlighted in blue.

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

with all due respect i do not need drift away ambience at this time. i need The Blender

A screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail. The video is titled "it's ok, you can rest now... minecraft music and ambience". It is 7 hours 52 minutes long.

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

It's Me. Legally Distinct Plumber Character. Yahaa (<-- famous thing he says)

A drawing of... Mario(?) Based on a strangely distorted sprite.

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

more unsolicited advice that's helped me a lot online. whenever you see someone posting inflammatory comments, annoying replies and/or the most miserable craven soul-scaldingly horrible takes you've ever seen put to digital paper, remember this single beautiful image and feel peace

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

listen to me reader. i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to the pri's online shop and i need you to buy eurypterid plushie. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

ok but he's actually kind of cool with it though ?

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

i offer you: furry (weird) and fursona) (normal) (you can make them as weird as you want if you want to) (it's up to you)

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

[oc] happy birthday to the worst guy you ever met on toontown (original post by rathayibacter on tumblr)

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jay "pokemon guy" 9 sighting (real) @jaypg9.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

best beloved[s] we have never been more back. friendship ended with neca now LingJihun is my bestfriend (also, potential good news for otachi enjoyers who missed out on the neca run: she's in the works! and i'm hearing faint, distant rumblings of a possible slattern figure...)

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