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JayMick

@jaymick.bsky.social
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She/her. Middle-aged Chicago storefront theatre multitasker with a corporate day job. Fond of sandwiches, dogs, and good writing. Frequently accompanied by an emotional support extrovert.

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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hortense has been rather splendid lately.
A phalaenopsis orchid on a windowsill. On the right, a few long green leaves and a light blue pot with air roots zigzagging over the edge. Cantilevered to the left, a sturdy flower spike laden with eight large pink flowers.A cascade of eight large, dark pink phalaenopsis flowers in front of a window.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hortense has been busy. #Bloomscrolling
A phalaenopsis orchid flaunting six large, bright pink flowers and two more buds. The plant, in a light teal pot, sits on a wooden windowsill.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Am currently trying to export a project from Clipchamp, and the title card is fine but the actual video looks like this.
A black screen with densely-packed, multicolor horizontal lines at the top like some kind of cross between TV static and a half-woven rug.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Happy Pride from another (or possibly the same) unidentified neighbor.
A small Pride flag planted in a ground level garden box, next to a leafy green plant, all viewed through a chain-link fence.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Happy Pride from an unidentified neighbor.
A sidewalk chalk drawing of the Intersex-Inclusive Progress Pride flag flying from a purple flagpole.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I am a Chicagoan and am therefore obligated to have (or pretend to have) a chip on my shoulder about New York. But not today.
A postcard purchased on a spring break trip to NYC in 2005. Black graffiti on gray concrete: a heart drawn around the words, "YOU CANNOT STOP NEW YORK CITY." Off to the lower left side of the heart, faint text in a different hand reads, "God Bless all of you." A small black box with white text in the upper left corner identifies the location as 606 2nd Street.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The Enterprise NCC-1701-D in front of a planet with title text reading, "IT'S MORE WHAT YOU CALL GUIDELINES THAN AN ACTUAL DIRECTIVE."
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A comment that reads:

I am commenting on the suggestion that "TVOMB should use this combined data to determine if any changes are needed to the ratings system to ensure they are as helpful as possible to viewers."
  Specifically, I am replying to the question, "Should [programming that 'may contain the discussion or promotion of gender identity themes'] be rated differently or contain relevant descriptions so that parents can make informed decisions?"  No, it should not. "Congress [in 1996] determined that parents should be provided with timely information about the nature of upcoming video programming and have the ability to block violent, sexual, or other programming that parents believe is harmful to their children."  I personally have many friends and colleagues who are transgender, nonbinary, and/or gender-nonconforming.  That they exist is a fact.  Labeling a program as harmful simply because it acknowledges that fact would communicate to viewers that anyone who is trans/NB/GNC is inherently dangerous, which in addition to simply being untrue would compromise the safety and well-being of all trans/NB/GNC people, including those who are children.  That would be in direct conflict with Congress' original goal of preventing harm.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Oddly enough, this is not the first tin of this specific brand of sardines I've encountered while cleaning out a former coworker's filing cabinet.
A blue and green tin of Wild Planet wild Pacific sardines in extra virgin olive oil (lightly smoked, scale free, sustainably caught, pareve, net weight 4.4 ounces).
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Happy Trans Day of Visibility from me and whoever put up this sticker at Clark & Van Buren.
A black, white, and red sticker illustrating a booted foot stepping on a red rose. White text reads, "Trans people's joy enriches everyone" and red text follows saying "A society that represses it stifles us all." The words "represses it" are within the outline of the boot.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Civic duty accomplished.
A rectangular "Thank You For Voting!" card with a round "I Voted!" peel-off sticker. The color scheme is light blue, dark blue, red, and white and the round sticker features an illustration of the Chicago skyline and the Chicago Board of Elections logo. The bold graphic design style is reminiscent of a comic book or graphic novel.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I've wanted a pair of these for years and I finally decided to go for it. SO SHINY!
A pair of glorious dark-pink-glitter-encrusted Chuck Taylor high-tops. The laces, toe caps, and soles are bright white. The shoes sit on a sheet of white tissue paper atop a dining table.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Went to the library to pick up a bit of light reading. Failed utterly.
Title page of "Economica: A Global History of Women, Wealth, and Power" by Victoria Bateman, which is 378 pages long without the bibliography and notes.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I made black pepper and cara cara orange marmalade. It got a little too thick. Hope it doesn't solidify in the fridge.
An unlidded 12 ounce jar filled with dark orange marmalade on a dark green laminate kitchen counter. The marmalade is specked throughout with black flecks of pepper and there are slight splatters of it near the rim of the jar.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
My spouse got me socks for Christmas.
Three pairs of black socks with Star Trek deltas and horizontal dashed stripes on them, one pair with the design in red, one in yellow, and one in blue.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Chaotic neutral, office edition. (Use the scanner directly above, get poked in the ankles.)
A carton of Hammermill copy paper on a floor-level shelf. Someone has opened the box by tearing open the end flaps of the lid and the box, causing them to stick out several inches from the shelf.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Took me 20 years, but I finally bought tamales from a vendor outside the Aragon. Just the right amount of spice to get the endorphins going.
A clear plastic bag containing four steaming tamales.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
This reminder has been very necessary today.
A small yellow sticky note with "Wed." written on it in black and purple marker. It is attached to the silver cover of a closed laptop. Bits of a black keyboard, purple mask, and orange cord are visible around the edges of the image.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Become ungovernable.
A green rosebush with branches growing over and through a low wire mesh fence.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Got myself a present.
A copy of "Cheese Magic: Seasonal Recipes, Plates, and Pairings" by Erika Kubick. The cover is black with yellow lettering and edge decoration, and in the center is a round photo of a fancy cheese plate.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
This is the best apple pie. Full stop.
A cardboard dish loaded with a generous slice of apple pie, nearly obscured by the mound of whipped cream covering it. The pie is from The Chopping Block at Apple Fest.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Self-care.
A pint of Hägen-Dasz cherry vanilla ice cream on a green kitchen counter.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Jeanette decided that ten flowers wasn't enough, so she's working on one more.
Two small orchid flowers growing from the same stem, with a green bud extending between them.A pink and white Phalaenopsis orchid with ten flowers branching out almost horizontally from its flower spike. On the far left, a small green bud hides between two of the flowers.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Fuck this fucking hostile-architecture bench. Cruel and not even fit for limited purpose; I'm sliding off while simply trying to sit on it. Do better, CTA.
A two-sided steel bench on a concrete train platform. A low back divides it lengthwise, four slim arms divide it into three sections, and the seats slant forward about 15 degrees.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Spotted on my lunchtime walk yesterday.
A shiny black lamppost with the white, irregular remains of a large square sticker. Written on the paper in black marker is, "LEAD WITH LOVE & LOVE WILL FOLLOW"
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I believe this is the first time I've had bruises underneath/through my tattoo.
Close up of a tattoo of a Tudor rose in traditional-inspired style. Two of the inner "white" petals frame spots of brownish-yellow bruising. (Don't worry, it's just from fight rehearsal.) A very faint smudge of yellow bruise extends outward across one of the outer red petals and onto the nearby skin.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
This might be the happiest bee on earth right now.
A large, fuzzy bee with long, fuzzy legs, feasting on a craggy yellow watermelon half.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I have been a diligent little understudy all week, and now I get ice cream.
A hand in a bike glove holding an enormous, plastic-wrapped ice cream sandwich consisting of lemon meringue ice cream between two ginger cookies.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Behold the glory of my annual Tomato Dinner. Once a year I go to the farmers market and spend a borderline irresponsible amount of money on an excessive quantity of tomatoes and some fresh mozzarella. I serve them with salt, olive oil, good bread, and pepper on the side. That's Tomato Dinner.
Two stoneware dinner plates on a kitchen counter. Each plate is filled with sliced tomatoes in various shades of red and yellow, interspersed with bits of fresh mozzarella and accented with a light scattering of small basil leaves. A bamboo cutting board and a knife are visible off to the left.A closer shot of one of the plates. Purply-red tomatoes in front, three different kinds of yellow ones in the middle, and three different red ones in the back.A closeup of the plate. The tomatoes glisten with juice, flecked with kosher salt. Drops of light green olive oil perch atop small white pieces of fresh mozzarella. The darker green basil leaves provide a garnish.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Just a girl and her wrench hanging out at the park, trying to figure out how this bike seat should be adjusted. Related: does anyone know how to adjust the height of handlebars when you don't have the right size hex key?
A purple bicycle pulled up to the curbed edge where a parking space meets grass. A crescent wrench with an orange handle sits on the bike seat.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
*sidles up shyly* I got you a flower! *scurries away giggling*
Closeup of a deep green rosebush, centering on one ruffly peach flower in full bloom. The outside petals are pale and deepen to light orange at the center.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Hortense and Jeanette have quite a few flowers at the moment. Also, there's this unintended pot of basil.
A Phalaenopsis orchid with six large, dark pink flowers and one bud. Most of the flowers are facing the camera, but the one farthest back is facing away.The flower spike of a Phalaenopsis orchid, arching right to left. It has five small stripy pink-and-pale-yellow flowers and three unopened buds visible. Three of the flowers are facing the camera and two are facing away.A tan pot planted with several lush stems of basil, sitting on a windowsill.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Look at this magnificent biscuit. I didn't make it, but I'm sure gonna eat it.
A tall, square biscuit, baked to a deep golden brown, nearly burnt at the edges (in a good way), and topped with everything bagel seasoning.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
It has been A DAY and my train was cancelled. Might as well eat my feelings while I wait for the next one.
A large triangular New York style slice of BBQ chicken pizza in a triangular slice box, with a brown paper napkin under it, on a white table.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
@rantmo.bsky.social and I finally made it to @edgewatercandles.bsky.social for a candle-making class. Charming as heck. And I bought this cute fan.
A white fan with tan bamboo spokes held just below the lower half of a smiling person's face. The face of the fan is decorated with a heart-shaped Pride flag emblem and the word "Edgewater" in chunky multicolor text.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I stopped to take a picture of this pigeon's pretty feathers and then realized that it had no tail feathers. Poor pigeon.
A white pigeon with gray speckles on its head and black feather tips creating a spotted/scalloped effect. The arc of its back is confusingly interrupted by a void between its wings where the tail feathers should be. The bird seems unbothered and focused on the grass.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Currently drinking a "fuck everything" size iced coffee.
A pale hand in a gray wrist brace clutching a clear, generously sized (16 oz?) cup of cold brew with half-and-half and sugar.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Absolutely stunning irises at the building across the street.
Deep, velvety purple iris flowers contrasted against long, thin, bright green leaves behind them. A bit of low, coppery green fencing clips the lower right corner of the image.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Made some German potato salad over the weekend. Haven't made it in ages.
A clear Pyrex bowl sitting on a dark green laminate counter, filled with black-pepper-speckled bacony, vinegary potato goodness.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Hortense is down to three flowers but has a new leaf coming up, and Jeanette is working on both a leaf and a flower spike.
The base of a phalaenopsis orchid in a light blue pot on a windowsill. A small but sturdy new leaf grows amid the larger leaves.A close view of a phalaenopsis orchid in a black pot on a windowsill. A tiny green flower spike peeks out between leaves of varying sizes.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Spotted on the way to the grocery store.
A white adhesive nametag stuck on a dark windowpane. A blue border has been drawn around the edges, and within it, in multicolored marker, is written, "I DRINK MY HORCHATA WARM BECAUSE FUCK ICE"
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Chocolate-covered mini donuts make me think of my grandpa.
A mini donut covered in dark chocolate with a white chocolate drizzle sits on a black cocktail napkin alongside a lidded paper coffee cup.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The violets and dandelions are in full profusion.
A small hillside blanketed by a lush growth of interspersed violets and dandelions.Violets and dandelions blooming in the shade of a tree showering down small, round, pale green seed pods. Dappled sunlight filters through the branches.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The wind and sun were such that I could smell these two rows of crabapple trees a block away.
Two neat rows of small crabapple trees full of white flowers.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Jeanette's working on a new leaf.
A close downward view of the cluster of leaves on a phalaenopsis orchid. The leaves are wet from watering and a stake/chopstick supports the plant. A tiny new leaf, brighter green than the others, peeks out from the center.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
It's been a stupid day. Time to destroy something.
A vanilla Charleston Chew candy bar.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The violets have commenced their annual takeover of this little embankment.
A patch of green grass and darker green violet leaves, splashed with purple violet flowers.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Look at this tiny candle. So tiny! I've seen bigger tealights! But what will I do with the little screw-top tin when the candle is gone? Can't get rid of it - I'm a sucker for tiny little pots and jars.
A tiny lit candle, 1.5 inches in diameter, in the palm of my hand.
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Had a little arts and crafts time this evening.
A hand-lettered sign in black marker on white posterboard: "WE THE GOVERNED DO NOT CONSENT"
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JayMick @jaymick.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I found this more amusing than is probably warranted.
A sidewalk garden bed full of sprouting tulips, surrounded by a small, decorative black fence. Attached to the fence are two signs with the City of Chicago logo. The sign on the left reads, "Realtor locks are PROHIBITED from being attached to State Street planters." The one on the right says, "Locks will be cut off if not removed by 4-11-25." Attached to the fence are several chunky Realtor locks.A wider view of the fence and signs, showing that about 11 realtor locks are attached to this side of the fence.
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