Realizing now what's so funny about this to me: It's basically the final/mega Pokemon Evolution of the Capitol building
JayMaxu
@jaymaxu.bsky.social
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Jack of all trades, master of none | Enby of many interests and media | Robot Maker | Pan | Marylander | 26 | Hoping to be a cool dude. SFW, but interacts with NSFW at times.
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JayMaxu:
>Maybe it's just like this stuff [An image of that one foodstuff from the "Krabby O'Mondays" Spongebob episode where the Krabby Patties they sell are just shaped and color masses of gray matter.]
Vaddix:
>exactly
JayMaxu:
>Given that Pirate Clark bleeds, I imagine he's just a kind of funky meat.
Vaddix:
>fruit gusher
JayMaxu:
>Lmao
>This is the stuff we really need Kane to answer](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yxqalqefvbmkqeaq56rt6aec/bafkreidcx4yomd5gxvyyg2tg2ynazdr33m5ddujwns5cnp26szyx2dbkyq)
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JayMaxu:
>Me heading into the Backrooms as a Marylander to see what the Furniture Crab is like with Old Bay [Stretched gif of Clark nervously entering the Backrooms to steal a stool from that big pile of furniture he found when he entered.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yxqalqefvbmkqeaq56rt6aec/bafkreidgzh4cb6hfzbo6qaflaswor2h6csfsv6nlvgdciwyopq3xby2ika)
![The "What if X had Whatsapp" meme, but for Charles De Gaulle. His image can be seen stretched out on the right while portraits of various people he interacted with in WWII can be seen as messages in a Whatsapp interface. The trxt goes as follows:
WHAT IF Charles De Gaulle HAD WHATSAPP 😂😂😂
>Philippe Pétain: Fucking KILL YOURSELF!
>Winston Churchill: I NEED Allied cooperation
>Henri Giraud: Fucking KILL YOURSELF!
>Joseph Stalin: who tf is this
>Yvonne De Gaulle: have fun with roosevelt dear
>FDR: [Text partly cutoff from the bottom] Fucking KILL YOURSELF!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yxqalqefvbmkqeaq56rt6aec/bafkreieuojqcl3oorm32l6vn7ttngjrzbgn5hryvghxutprccpxspryq3i)
