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Or, and here’s a possibility, the reason you aren’t being invited and no one is asking you to write anything is because you’re an idiot who regularly plagiarizes

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

A seminary education isn’t needed to rightly handle God’s word but having a modicum of education prevents someone from doing whatever this is

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

NGL I hear Creed every time I see this photo

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When a former SBC President ends up assaulting you and forcing himself upon you only to have your identity exposed in a major book publication

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When you find out your husband was invited to be an intern to one of the most prominent leaders of the Southern Baptist Convention but he tells you it involved nude hot tub sessions and massages.

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When you find out there have never been any transgender children in your kids soccer league and they just kicked the ball into their own goal

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When you realize telling your daughter that she was supposed to unquestioningly submit to men and that she was responsible to regulate men's emotions made her a prime candidate for abuse

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When you find out that a missions organization fed your child moldy bread and bad apples while stripping them of their sense of self and personality for really no reason whatsoever

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When your son tells you he played nude basketball at the Christian camp you sent him to with his group leader

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When you listen to the AI songs of your former worship leader who was convicted of murder

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"The worship leader and the assistant leader did WHAT?!?!?"

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When you find out it's NOT normal to have never had an orgasm in 10 years of marriage

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When the one black family in your church stops coming.

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When you find out your youth pastor is marrying an 18 year old who was in his youth group

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When your mega church pastor who preached "Biblical gender roles" ends up sexually abusing a staff member

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When your kids go no contact because you beat them into submission when they were toddlers

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When you find out your homeschooled kids are now Democrats

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is the face of an Evangelical woman who just found out her son is gay

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The face when the quiz is on chapter 4 not chapter 3.

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The face when you realize no you DIDN’T study for the test

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“I’m not dead yet.” Birthday run

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"As soon as I heard the mountain rumbling I knew we had to get out of Pompeii."

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Reminder that some gave all so that others could be free. (And they’re are those still sacrificing)

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The fact that MAGA idiots (including the one in Chief) look at the OBVIOUS nods to N*zi Fascism in Starship Troopers and think it’s aspirational. (BTW this actually looks like-)

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Just from the title you know this is going to be some racist sh*t

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Does that “disrespect” extend to Paul Pressler the guy you tried to start a law school for or is it just your personal Lord and Savior Donald?

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Reminder that the food chaos we’re currently living through was planned by Evangelical policy nerds who’ve never had to work in the real world

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Over 10 years ago a watch like this was stolen out of my gym bag. Before that I wore it daily in the Army. Even to Afghanistan. I finally found a decent used one. I put it on and my wrist instantly affirmed it was the same watch. Cool.

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Fajita, enchilada, burrito (yes I know those are all three different things)

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Jay Mallow @jaymallow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I honestly don’t know who’s more pathetic. Jones cause the only venue he can get is with these white supremacist dorks, or the dorks who think it’s a flex to get one of the dumbest losers ever to headline their circle jerk.