Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 20/07/2026very much enjoyed that after the post Spain euphoria, especially the talk of Devil's Lettuce and Devil's Dandruff. I want the ECB to drug test me now for shits and giggles (mostly clean on the lettuce might need Head and Shoulders for t'other). 010
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 19/07/2026baited breath, I need me some Vietnamese graveyard cookout. Also, loved thou tribute to Ravi, he were a top lad. 110
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 14/07/2026the submarine has sprung a leak; you will all drown. 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 05/12/2025@messyjez.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yKS...youtube.comMeet the teen brothers tracking ICEYouTube video by The News Movement 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 24/10/2025SO DO WE ALL (but I spent all my Halloween budget on booze and cheese). 010
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 05/09/2025@martycricket.bsky.social thou look just the right age to get a Vendean resistance tattoo. 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 05/09/2025@martycricket.bsky.social sorry Durham are going to lose, I'm off to get a ducal coronet tattooed on my forehead in their honour (not really, middle age dunt take). 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 05/09/2025@martycricket.bsky.social I ended up getting a wee tricolour Phrygian Cap on my inner arm so no one could doubt my lefty credentials (leave me alone, I were 14). 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 05/09/2025@martycricket.bsky.social the age were not the issue (France were the wild west for British teenagers in the early '90s, think flick combs) I already had a couple, the Nazism definably was. 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 05/09/2025@martycricket.bsky.social As a teenager I spent two mint weeks in the Vendée. I thought I'd get a Vendeian resistance tattoo because, well, I were 14 and thought it were cool. It were politely but firmly pointed out to me that it'd be the equivalent of a swastika. Ta for that Loire tattooists. 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 19/08/2025@kevinhowells.bsky.social how precarious is thou job due to your constant apologies for social violation? 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 19/08/2025@kevinhowells.bsky.social I remember when you gave the script for the broadcast. It reminded me of when I were a primary school teacher. 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 09/08/2025oh bother, missed thou comment, but my retrospective money will be pledged in thou name. Keep ye sen well. 100
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 29/07/2025@jonathandoidge.bsky.social only old enough for the sixty minute versions, loved the senile hatreds. 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 24/07/2025thankyou very much. Not a fan of it as a novel but an awesome opening sentence. Horribly prescient. 010
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 29/05/2025hasn't to add, thou not the cunt in this scenerio. Peppa Pig better not show its wank whinge face in Sheffield is all I'm saying. 010
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 29/05/2025that genuinly annoys me, fuck you cunt, I want to binge watch Bluey. 110
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 25/05/2025I always underestimate your capicity for irrational rage. 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 20/05/2025@garynaylor85.bsky.social I have never seen any play you've reviewed but I find me sen get violently defensive on principle. Never mind the woke, the Scouse whinge virus is my patellar tap test. LEAVE THE BLOCKING ALONE NAYLOR, THEY'RE TRYING THEIR BEST. 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 20/05/2025never understood cycling, I mock your glasses but approve of all dead aphids. All of this means nowt as you've used the word "pootle" thus I love ye forever. 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 20/05/2025All Sheffield Cricket peeps.... Tailenders is recording at the Crucible on July 6th. Derek and I will be there but you don't have to talk to us. 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 20/05/2025no spoilers but we're all going to die (hopefully not at the hands of Meercats but all bets are off). 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 20/05/2025no iea why this makes me happy but it does. Ta very much. 060
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I have no idea why that made me spit tea. It's funny because it's true. 010
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I do not recommend chronic alcohol and drug abuse but occassionaly one can wake up to an entire new day after frying ones 'brain for decades.... turns out Lord of the Rings is proper shite (sorry eight year old me). 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 20/05/2025susanelkin.co.uk/articles/sus... why I fear Muscalids, a huge problem in central Sheffield.susanelkin.co.ukSusan's Bookshelves: Dance of the Dwarfs by Geoffrey Household - Susan ElkinThis novel was first published in 1968 which was about the time I got to know my soon-to-be mother-in-law cosily enough to swap reading recommendations with her. She was very taken with Dance of the D... 100
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 20/05/2025had to do a thing but county cricket makes me happy. I hope you've found peace in thou sock drawer. Love to the bairn (I don't know owt about either but I recomend Yurt/Mares milk over Meercats). 010
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 20/05/2025@ithilienorthend.bsky.social I don't know ye well but I know ye well enough to guess that Lego Ninja Dragons would be a pleasure not a chore. 100
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 20/05/2025@martycricket.bsky.social I feel like an utter eejit now (ducked out). Och, well, that's why God created youtube. 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 20/05/2025mot messing "the Knobnomicon" made me spit the night cap. 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 19/05/2025@martycricket.bsky.social we are all united in wishing for Surrey's failure. To be fair to Nelson, if the enemy missed a bunch of galleons with 12 pounders he probably felt safe wearing a hat. 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 19/05/2025@martycricket.bsky.social all changed balls should be replaced by Christingale oranges, let God decide. 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 19/05/2025@martycricket.bsky.social I bet thou just looked at the crashing heliocopters and cackled with joy, you bicycling psychopath. 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 19/05/2025@martycricket.bsky.social Always thought cycling were just tedious but now Martin has added sadism to the mix. What's up wi ye? 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I feel the same about the Trailer Park Boys theme song, ruined the D for me. 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I, however, bear more grudges then high court judges (I hate Morrisey and all), 010
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 15/05/2025thou mates with Topley now? in awe of your forgiving nature. 110
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Habeous Corpus is now a Swedish symphonic metal band. 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 14/05/2025and what shall we do about this forsaken calumny of a bellend me auld? (sadly, lobbing the cunt out of Colin's helicopter is an OSHA no go) ::sigh:: still really want a go at one. 000
Jay Grover @jaygrover.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Upperthorpe has informed me his candles are wank and all. Digusting. 000
