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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Feets #Caturday
A human rests their foot next to a cat. That cat reaches out with its front paw to another cat; that cat stretches out its front paw to another human’s foot. It’s paws and feet everywhere!
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Got any slow-cooked beefs? #CatsOfMastodon
Tiggie - a Siamese cat - looks on to where a slow-cooker is bubbling away with a nice joint of beef that is definitely, surely, being prepared for the cats of the household…
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Now Turnip’s adopted the same spot! #CatsOfMastodon
Turnip - a strawberry blonde ginger cat - snoozes on a green sofa with a bright pink cushion below him
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Sun (lounger) bathing #CatsOfMastodon
Tiggs - a Siamese cat - basks in the sun on a sofa. Pink light is reflected from the cushion of a hot pink sun lounger cover
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Got any steaks? #CatsOfMastodon
Two incredibly hungry cats who haven’t been fed for basically months (minutes), stare at the steaks I’m cooking.
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
Two gentlemen visitors today… The black cat initially seems friendly but hisses to warn you away. The black & white cat has the tiniest meow ever. Both have received suitable snacks! #Greek #CatsOfMastodon
A jet black cat apart from a tiny hint of white belly furA mostly white cat with black ears and tail
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Our homegrown tomatoes are really coming along now the growing season’s almost over…
A miniscule tomato, only slightly bigger than a petit pois! It does have a jolly red colour though
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
Met Maisy today; part Main Coone, 100% goblin #Caturday
Maisy a cat eats a frozen licky treat
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
I want to know when the clankers have been writing code in GitHub repos. I've blocked Claude, Codex, Cursor, Grok, but I guess I'm missing loads - what other agents do people block?
Blocker user list in my GitHub moderation area. It's got Claude, Codex, Cursor and Grok in there, but I'm looking for more
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
Just cooked a very acceptable tomato bacon pasta in what became the flippin’ night before I knew what was happening. I ate my portion direct from the pan as only appropriate in such situations
It’s very dark! You might just be able to make out my camping stove 😂
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
20 years 💍
Emm and I in the gardens at Glyndebourne. Married 20 years today xxx
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Got a lost homing pigeon on our office roof. Called the mobile number on its tag; was released from Guernsey should have headed to Enfield. Decided to stop in Brighton instead!
A fancy homing pigeon
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
A post from Bluesky by Count Binface, saying

“Bin Day cometh”
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
I don’t know what was going on here… Sun through leaves, reflections off the colander on the floor? But I like it…
Smokey shadows, almost like water reflections, on a white piece of card
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
The crescent ~moon~ sun
A colander projecting many small silhouettes of the sun partially obscured by the moon
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
Got any red peppers? (Stares hard at me, then at the chicken) #CatsOfMastodon
Tiggie - a very starving kitten - stares hopefully at me, waiting for some raw chicken to perhaps, possibly, be given to a poor cat who’s not eaten for at least 10 minutes
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
Turnip has a few shady spots on rotation, but this is the weirdest #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday
Turnip the cat is nestled in the open mouth of a garden chimineaA snoozy boy cat naps in our garden chiminea. He is a doofus.
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
We’re here #EMFCamp
Cable Cornucopia signLots of bagged and labelled cables!
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
Turnip in his fav shady spot #CatsOfMastodon
Turnip - a strawberry blonde ginger cat - snoozes on a shady table underneath a fig tree
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026
Could this classy looking black grape vodka, possibly be made any better? Behold! Raspberry antifreeze 😂
A fancy gold tin of black-grape vodkaThe black-grape vodka poured into a glass, garnished with raspberries. It looks… chemical
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
Office garden coming on nicely!
My legs, flowers in raised planters and a very blue sky
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
britmonkey.com/2020s-political-comp… I'm particularly pleased with the 50/50 techbro/neo-luddite
The results of my quiz showing:

Your Results
75% Woke vs 25% Chud
50% Techbro vs 50% Neo-Luddite
59% Hopepilled vs 41% Doomer
91% Davos vs 9% Dubai

YOUR CLOSEST MATCH:
Mark Carney, Prime Minister of Canada (2025-present)
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026
I feel the same as these two hot #CatsOfMastodon
Two cats - a Siamese in the foreground on the bed and an orange doofus sprawled on the floor in the background - are hot and tiredTurnip, the orange cat is sleeping spread out on the floor with his head against the wall
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026
Got any raw chickens? #CatsOfMastodon
Tiggie, a small Siamese cat who has not been fed for a matter of minutes, is hopeful she’ll be fed the chicken I’m prepping for dinner
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026
Turnip is in his happy place; the secret room, aka the loft. He’s clambered everywhere and now has his face and whiskers absolutely covered in cobwebs and dusty smuts #Caturday
Turnip - a ginger blonde cat - clambers around on top of boxes in our loft
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/05/2026
Ah yeah! 3000 kids singing, several 100 instruments playing, and the RSNO all performing Livin’ On A Prayer! www.linkedin.com/posts/charangas-ed…
Screenshot from L*nkedIn:

Charanga's Education Director, Mark Cardy, had a fantastic morning at the Aberdeen City Big Sing and Play 2026. Over 3,000 pupils came together in Duthie Park for a celebration of music, creativity and togetherness, performing alongside the Royal Scottish National Orchestra (RSNO).
We're proud to have supported the delivery of the event alongside our partners, Aberdeen City Council Music Service and the RSNO. Thanks for having us!
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2026
Hard to believe that Thing 2 has just finished their first A-level exam paper. Feeling OLD today!
A toddler walks down a street with a Gruffly backback on
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2026
What’s this? A cheque in the post? OMG, money beyond my wildest dreams!
Extract from a letter that says: “you were due a partial refund of your final monthly payment because of a system error.
In this letter, you'll find a cheque for £1.09 to cover your partial refund.”
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026
Chillin’ with Turnip #CatsOfMastodon
Turnip - a strawberry blonde cat - sits in loaf-of-bread mode on a wall next to my book (Elif Shafak’s There are Rivers in the Sky)
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/04/2026
Flying visit to York to visit la Daughter. We had to of course, pay homage to Long Boi
A bronze statue of York university’s unofficial mascot, Long Boi - a duck with a very long neck. He’s on stone plinth with seed offerings at his feet
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/04/2026
A cat lies across my shoulder

Turnip’s switched shoulders. He doesn’t make playing PUBG any easier
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/04/2026
What’s that? Yes, I am trying to get some work done with a fully grown cat wearing a cone perched on my shoulder like a parrot. Yes, it is quite inconvenient… #CatsOfMastodon
Turnip rests on my shoulder wearing his cone, staring at the forbidden outside
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/03/2026
Taking Turnip to the vets for some stitches - the cut has turned a bit manky 😿
Turnip - a strawberry blonde “ginger” cat sits on my desk wearing a surgical vest
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2026
Got a keyboard duster…
A ginger cat’s tail lays across a laptop trackpad and keyboard
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/03/2026
I’m trying to read the paper in bed. Someone has some other ideas… #caturday
A pair of cat ears appear behind my newspaperA beady pair of cat eyes peer over the top of my newspaper Tiggie a Siamese cat with a snuggly tooth rubs her face over the crease of the newspaper
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/03/2026
Got a BMO keycap from my daughter 🥳
A mechanical keyboard with a raised key that’s BMO from Adventure Time, where the Escape key would normally be
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/03/2026
Bit foggy yesterday…
The Prince Albert pub in Brighton, viewed from above with the mural of all the musicians on. Fog hides houses all around it
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2026
Human! I require feeding… And I require the freshest of water… #CatsOfMastodon #caturday
A very hungry cat who definitely needs feeding an hour before he is normally fed

Turnip sits on my lap staring up at meTiggie slurping my water from the glass that I’ve just put down next to me
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/02/2026
Screenshot of a post on Bluesky by John Bull @garius.bsky.social

I don't know what the opposite of
nominative determinism is. But Matt
Goodwin does.
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/02/2026
How is your day going?
An office kitchen sink covered in "Do not use sink!" post-its, because blocked grossness.

A plunger sits forlornly in the sink
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/02/2026
I will see you…
A red tool case with a stylised Einhell logo
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/01/2026
Got any turkey chillis? #CatsOfMastodon
Two starving kittens who definitely haven’t had any of their own food sit together on a stall eyeing up the human food being cookedThe same kittens (this time from the front) who are definitely starving and must have the delicious human food
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2026
And a massive pile of knackered cables plus some hopefully good patch leads
Scattered on the floor are two piles of cables. One pile is proper junk - cut ends, old telephone cable, random leads. The other is a big pile of hopefully useful cat5 patch leads
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2026
A Draytek Vigor 130 ADSL router
DrayTek Vigor130 router with its power cable wrapped around it
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2026
Rack mount sliding rails
A pair of rack mount sliding rails on a table
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2026
Cabinet “swag” UPS that needs its battery replacing. Sonicwall and Fortinet firewall devices. And 2 tasty Zyxel PoE switches
An APC 1500 UPS showing, “Connect Battery” on its lcdSonicwall and Fortinet firewall devices with their power cables wrapped around themTwo Zyxel PoE switches powered up and working in a rack mount cabinet
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2026
More work on clearing out a comms cabinet we’ve inherited at the new office. Look at these two bad boys… business.bt.com/help/article/phone-… So we could have rocked with 128k bonded!
Two old BT ISDN2e boxes
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/01/2026
@bencurthoys And quite rightly rejected! November 25: www.electoralcommission.org.uk/poli…
A note saying "Reject" about UKIP's proposed new emblem from the Electoral Commission
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/01/2026
Via a Slack I'm in: www.electoralcommission.org.uk/poli… UKIP's new logo - WTAF
UKIP - a UK political party - have a new logo which is straight out of the fascist design guide - iron cross & spear...
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Jay @jaygooby.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/01/2026
Nope
Our back door is open.  Snow has settled in the garden. The cat turns its back on the door
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