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Jay Gatsby

@jaygatsby.bsky.social
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Ice cream cake enthusiast. Celtics Bruins and Boston

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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
On loan from his work at nasa
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Drew Lock on Sidelines
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Is this like a Brewster’s Millions situation? I hope they rent out six flags for everyone and balance one of those pro margarita machines on his lap for self serve.
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“How you gonna sell crack and talk about it?” share.google/3F1ofrGFqTqZ...
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MF DOOM - Rapp Snitch Knishes ft. Mr. Fantastik
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 11/10/2026
oh my god hahahahahahahhahahahahha
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s wild, like I look at us and am like “wow, we’re pathetic” and then I talk to friends in other states and it really feels like we have our act together
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
/me is not shocked
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No cops, no time stamps or geolocation, just a radar gun and a pic of a car.
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It only takes a pic (film) of the speeding car when it is triggered by the speed thingy. Film is picked up/reloaded and sent to the lab. The photo is checked for plate info by employees of a sister city who then mails you a fine and a picture of you breaking the law, breaking the law
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seriously. Can we please get “NOT expected” closer to the top on these?
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In an age of nothing but dropped toast, sometimes it lands butter side up
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dear Prison Guards, Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha!!!! Love Jay
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The seetee
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How To Get A Concussion: Animated Brain Injury
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These were the choices made when hamburger was cheap. Three versions
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Plague what now?
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Because the two main insurance mascots were on hbo’s Oz.
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Massachusetts checking in and just now finding out they aren’t only local.
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With the big helmet and the 87 Doubs looks like a Gronk bobble head come to life
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Checking the calendar and doing math, we are only 3 weeks from Yom Kippur Tapas recipes.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 02/10/2026
Social media should bring back AIM statuses, except it just says what game you're watching at a given time.
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Save the whales
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With low confidence
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FULL COURT D @c0urtney-danvers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It will all be over soon
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Townie Andronicus writes itself
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Munchie’s next to the Miramar base had this! The 90s had a real magic. RIB Munchie’s, a stoner food Applebees, next to the base from Top Gun with a giant lit up peace sign logo
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Poor Righteous Teacher @brothaskeeper.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Andouille Dalton.
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a terrible day to run out of hot chocolate
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Jim Owczarski @jimowczarski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm so happy this appeared on my timeline in 2026.
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
/me sharpens knives, and mumbles “Westworld”
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol this is basically why drug dealers have avoided UPS for decades. gov connected carriers or dedicated transportation or you’re sorta an amateur. Embarrassing.
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is this related to their whole “sex with animals is cool now” thing?
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/09/2026
Two houses both alike in dignity.
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Drew Starr @thedrewstarr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dana Farber is "no longer a Tier 1 provider" according to Wellpoint who administers the General Insurance Commission that insures most MA public employees. @pressley.house.gov @massgovernor.bsky.social @markey.senate.gov @brooklinenews.bsky.social who's up for constituent services or muckraking?
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We desperately need to return to a place of consequences and repercussions
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Baka To Test To Shoukanjuu: Evil Taser Girl
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Dear Penthouse..”
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
6 weeks tops
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“To unsubscribe reply “stop” To taze this advertiser reply “zap””
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Everyone should get to taze one random internet advertiser every week.
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/jayg...
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Like this seems incredibly specific. Undeniable “we swore we’d get Senator Donkeyfucker’s kid a badge” energy
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If it is tiny it is not a “three way”. The smaller Three-Way is a “jr” and it is still the size of an adult’s fist. Rules. Laws. Standards. Massachusetts.
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watch Hockey!
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Eyes On The Prize @habseyesontheprize.com · 13/09/2026
2026 NHL Prospect Challenge: Canadiens vs. Senators open thread
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2026 NHL Prospect Challenge: Canadiens vs. Senators open thread
Montreal wraps up the Prospect Challenge versus Ottawa’s prospects.
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That didn’t take long in Cleveland
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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
I dunno what instruments Arch is hearing getting closer since his granddad probably won't let him listen to jazz
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And a sack
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lord.. and somehow Arch Manning wishes this was him
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ok. So it wasn’t the first second down. Two different bad plays not just one pure horror
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Jay Gatsby @jaygatsby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How do you lose 25 yards on first down?!
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