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‘This Way Up: When Maps Go Wrong’ (the MAP MEN BOOK) is available now: lnk.to/mapmen 🗺️ 📕

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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Really, Beatle fans? Michelle two and half times better than Nowhere Man?
Spotify plays for Rubber Soul Super Deluxe. Nowhere Man has 83,349. Michelle has 206,100,084.
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ll bet none of you can figure out the secret location of where our pilgrimage is from this photo….
Empty narrow street with old buildings and a drain down the middle.
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Legoland, 2007: Boss: “Bad news, lads. The enormous lego model of the Eurostar terminal at Waterloo in lego London with little trains going to lego Paris has gone out of date.” Model railway guy: “On it…”
Legoland. Big Lego model of London with big Lego model of Waterloo stationThe trains say “South Western Railway”
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
WANT!!!!!
A very very very very large and very very very old wooden radio in a pub.
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@herring1967.bsky.social @politicanimal.bsky.social Great minds
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thoroughly thoroughly thoroughly enjoying this book by @jonnelledge.bsky.social !
31 Inventions that Built Our World
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@thisismikehall.com Finally stuck this up on the wall where it belongs! :)
Mike Hall’s London boroughs and rail map.
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How come this place on the eastern extremity of Catalunya with flat land, a nice river, excellent access to the Mediterranean and a really satisfying very very long gently curved beach that would be an excellent tourist hotspot is NOT the location of a massive city?
Satellite image from Google Earth of the very long gently curved coastline near Sant Pere Pescador with a very very very big yellowy orange arrow pointing to it
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP
Molloy from the Simpsons
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
From Viz, Ann Widdecombe and her High Church Mice.
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Use the word “airport” Not airporty enough Put it in it block capitals Not airporty enough Make it pink Not airporty enough Add a little picture of a plane Not airporty enough Add the words “to international destinations” Just the right amount of airporty.
Thameslink rail map. Gatwick Airport, standing out in bright pink, has a label “to international destinations”
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Oh my!! Well, this is absolutely wonderful! Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who bought a copy and helped send the Map Men book to number 1!
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Want!
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Do you love funny stories about maps that went wrong? Do you want to take a book in your hand luggage on holiday? Then, good news! The PAPERBACK edition of the #MapMen book 'This Way Up - When Maps Go Wrong' is out TODAY! lnk.to/mapmen
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
🎵whooooooooa camouflage 🎵
Me on a train. My shirt almost matches the seat.
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Wikipedia for Lydd airport. “Previously known as London Ashford Airport”
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My wife’s walking 15km tonight to raise money for the Nightingale Cancer Support Centre. Please support her if you can!
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Hands up who thought a victory for the Labour Party, (even a Labour Party whose leader was a filing cabinet with googly eyes and a red rosette) wasn’t possible in 2024.
Highlighted from Wes Streeting’s resignation letter to Kier Starmer: “You led our party to a victory few thought possible in 2024”
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
For anyone who’s enjoyed SNL UK’s superb sketch about the 1984 British pork “My wife’s got what it takes” advert, Map Men are jumping on the bandwagon to repost our own homage we did last year.
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Ringo Starr’s new music video. Featuring Sniset Rocker, Whiskey Ecords and The Whcay Peh2r Iooio
Ringo Starr driving a car through a background littered with AI tells.
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Hey, #SNLUK, why is Belgium the sea?
Map of Europe behind newsreader has shape of Belgium filled in with sea.
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Look at all the detail in this blink and miss it gag. The funny names in the signatures. The perfect logo. And all in 1978 when no one could pause their tellies!
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Bit of a snag… the eating of my bike, which I have every intention of doing, might have to be delayed for a bit…
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
We’ve just uploaded a huge batch of outtakes, deleted bits, and behind the scenes footage from the last 4 episodes of Map Men. Join us on Patreon to see, among other things, Mark’s best attempt at asking a taxi driver in French to drive him to the middle of nowhere. patreon.com/mapmen
Me and Mark laughing
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Bah.
Car milometer. 12346 miles.
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
NEW EPISODE OF MAP MEN!!! Watch on Patreon RIGHT NOW for just £2 www.patreon.com/mapmen
Map Men video thumbnail. Mark and Jay point to a map of the Americas with an orange road squiggling from north to south. A gap in the middle is circled with a question mark.
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Map glitch? Or not much demand for EV charging points east of Greenwich?
Map of Western Europe with a purple dot for every EV charging point. An invisible line, down the Greenwich Meridian at zero degrees splits the map into very dense in the west, and very sparse in the east
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Exporting a file called “FINAL FINAL FINAL FINAL FINAL FINAL”.
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Want!
In a public toilet. A silver stereo player from the 80s with combined analogue radio, cassette player, and CRT television screen.
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Here’s a better photo…
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
What dis?
Sort of cockroachy beetley thing?
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
“1880”??!?
Black and white photo on a plaque. “Queens Bridge, traffic and pedestrians, c.1880”. The vehicles are way too modern for 1880.
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
#superbowl
Chattermax
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Page from StickmanZoomed into a character on a bench, who looks like…Crazy Harry from the Muppets
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Meanwhile, over in the other place, here's what the replies look like.
nonsensical AI replies
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Ehh, close enough.
My tweet from April 2021. “…imagine what it’ll be like when the Queen dies on Monday 26th January 2026”
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
OK, it’s not 2016, by 7 days, but I’ve gone through my camera roll and I thought this was the most shareable thing - proof that I was among the first 1,000 people to discover the Beatles.
The Beatles on Spotify on 24 December 2015. Each song has fewer than 1000 plays.
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
“L”?
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
❌ No New Zealand ❌ Middle East (sort of?) gets an outline but no label ❌ Massive fictional island between Scotland and Norway ❌ Greenland too close to Europe ❌ No Sri Lanka. ✅ Britain looks great!
Santa Tracker Map
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Mrs Goggins
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Hey Duggee book. The squirrels are in a submarine looking out the window at fish. My finger is pointing at Betty the octopus.
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Don’t go to bed until you’ve made another satisfying dent in your Christmas shopping by ordering a copy of the Map Men book for your Uncle Barry for the temporary low price of £8.33. lnk.to/mapmen
This Way Up, £8.33 from Amazon
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
URGENT NEWS!!!! You've only got until Thursday to buy the Map Men Book for the very discounted price of £8.33. Do it right now, and you'll tick off Uncle Colin from your Christmas shopping list. That's one less thing to worry about. lnk.to/mapmen
This Way Up, £8.33 from Amazon
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
If you enjoyed the map of English accents we used on the new episode of #MapMen, I highly recommend checking out the original by @starkeycomics.bsky.social which includes bits of Scotland/Wales/NI that we had to chop off. Brilliant article to go with the map too! starkeycomics.com/2023/11/07/m...
Colourful map of accents around the UK
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Good.
An envelope: “Notice of plans to build 21,000 homes on our green belt”
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
If you ever find yourself writing a book, I highly recommend including the sentence “Britain has an unparalleled variety of crisp flavours” so that, at a signing event, a French person can meet you and say “oh no you don’t.” and give you a big bag of pesto and mozzarella flavour crisps.
a big bag of pesto and mozzarella flavour crisps
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Want to meet @markcooperjones.bsky.social and me, but can't decide which book signing Q&A event to come to? Here's a helpful map to choose your most suitable Waterstones @waterstones.bsky.social. mapmen.lnk.to/BOOKTOUR
Map of UK split into two zones: Liverpool Tuesday 2nd December and Nottingham Wednesday 3rd December
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Well, this is lovely! Two weeks later and the Map Men book (‘This Way Up - When Maps Go Wrong’) is **STILL** in the charts! 😄 Thank you so so much to everyone who’s bought a copy!
Sunday Times bestseller list. This Way Up, highlighted with a big orange circle, is at number 9.
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Mamdani political slogan generator. “CASHIER NUMBER For Please”
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