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Jay Flatiron

@jayflatiron.bsky.social
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PROUD Union carpenter. I like to build and fix. I like books and scotch, and love my kitty. NY Rangers fan. My banner is ironic. Delay, Deny, Depose. FUCK ICE

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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@sickoscommittee.org Go Hawks!! (yeah they dropped it) #IOWA
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@sickoscommittee.org HAWKBALL
Graphic for college football showing NIU has 19 yards and Iowa has 19 first downs.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Screenshot from the movie Galaxy Quest where the background actor "Guy" is now know as Security Chief "Roc" Ingersol so the viewers know he is an important character.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I love HDMI
Photo of my laptop preparing to (barely) run ARK, with an HDMI cable running to my really great large flat screen, which is slightly higher and in the background. BONUS FOR ALT TEXT: The flat screen is hooked to my dolby sound bar with wireless subwoofer.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Now we're having fun.
Title shot of the movie "Beavis and Butt-Head Do America"
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Saban said Hawkeyes would play very good Defense and just enough offense. Herbstreit said it felt like a 16-12 game. #NAILEDIT
Photo of the College Gameday picks showing everyone except the comedian guest picked the Iowa Hawkeyes over Minnesota.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Broadview:
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
It's fucking amazing how bad the Internet is. I live in Iowa. I'm signed up in Iowa. YouTube TV says:
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Just snipers on top of a hospital watching the crowd before the Hawkeye game tonight. Great job, America.
Snipers on top of a hospital next to Kinnick stadium before the Hawkeye football game tonight.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Screenshot from Wikipedia explaining Venezuela has the world's largest oil reserves.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Fucking perfect. #IOWA
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Such a tight brief laying down of smack. When I need to step up, I need to think to myself, "I'm more than qualified to make the call. I LOVE Murderbot.
Photo of "Exit Strategy: The Murderbot Diaries"
Quote: "I'm the security expert. You're the humans who walk in the wrong place and get attacked by angry fauna. I have extracted living clients from situations that were less than nine percent survivable. I'm more than qualified to make that call."
By Martha Wells
I Love Murderbot.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Character profile of Dom Toretto listing his birthdate as August 29, 1976.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
When you win a giant sloth stuffy and give it to friends who are also regulars at the local for their grandkids:
Blue rainbow sloth stuffy trying not to fall asleep at a bar table.Blue Rainbow sloth with several drinks and a vape. Slightly out of focus, but it works cause sloth a lil fuzzy right now. Giant sloth stuffy with a hat saying "PUSSY POWER" sitting at a bar like he needs a drink. (He doesn't need a drink)My silly ass with a giant sloth stuffy riding on my shoulders. He's bigger than you would think.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Joe Walsh accusing Mamdani of encouraging extremist violence. Fuck racist ass Joe Walsh.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I had to frame a 5 and 3/4 inch space today at work. Had to build a two level soffit first and this was the third level. It was 18 inches above the closest level and I couldn't touch the finish on the right in this photo. #WORK
Very narrow framing above a lower level of framing. To the right is a powder coated finish I couldn't touch.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Hey @banditelli.org and @kimkelly.bsky.social did you know Business Agents/Representatives can't talk to their members about what to do if their job is picketed by a trade on strike? Luckily I found this:
A red card with black type describing a union worker's rights to honor a picket line.A red card with black type describing a union worker's rights to honor a picket line.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Goose chasing a guy meme. In the first panel goose asks, ""A few bad apples do what?" In the second, goose is chasing a guy yelling, "A FEW BAD APPLES DO WHAT MOTHERFUCKER??"
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I MET HIM!!
Me holding a skunk named Mr. Sushi. He was very sweet. He's wearing a harness and the leash goes out of frame where it is being held by his mom.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I met a skunk in Saturday. He was adorable.
Me holding a skunk. The skunk is wearing a harness and his mom is holding the leash out of frame. The skunk is a sweetie.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I mean...
Nick Offerman wearing a flannel shirt with a heavy denim overshot and sporting a great beard.Close up of Jack Black wearing glasses, a grey T-shirt, and sporting a great beard.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
This seems super suspect. How you have 8600+ followers and no posts.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
My buddy brought home his parent's vinyl, so... who knows?
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Now we're havin' fun.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Theatre shit has escalated. My followspot has a laser sight. #TECH
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
This meal cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
Goya's painting Saturn Devouring his Son. Image is a large, wild-eyed old man, gnawing an arm off his son, who is about one fourth the father's size. The other arm and head have already been eaten off. Mythology, folks.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
14-0 with 7:50ish left in the first. #HAWKBALL
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
GAMEDAY Bar Game: order a shot at kickoff. Drink shot for touchdowns. Order another shot. It took the Hawks 48 seconds to score.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
#WORK #MEWPS
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
Frickin lasers
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
6'3" 215 lbs
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Hot.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
It's hotter now at 620 PM than it was when I left work at 315 PM. My AC is backed off to 80°F while the sun is up and it's running frequently.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
That I can do.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Let's party.
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Jay Flatiron @jayflatiron.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Pinned.
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