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Jennifer Ryan 🪲

@jayeryane.bsky.social
326 followers 809 following 1.4K posts

Writer, TTRPG Player, Bad Decision Maker Social Media Manager: Hal-Con She/Her. JayeRyane on all socials.

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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Over a million. Maybe you can also buy spirit airlines?
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I JUST WANT A PERSONAL PAN PIZZA
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Daaaaaaamn that’s a good haul
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
There’s a guy I saw on a dating site do it with four slices of pizza, and man that almost got me
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sbarky @sbarky.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Booster separation confirmed
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Speed, but Mermaids
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
… clever girl
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Plant backdrop is superior backdrop!
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
@neilnewbon.bsky.social thank you for never disappointing darling
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I love the juxtaposition of how hard you went in on CREEPY camp archetypes and SEXY vamps archetypes. It’s cranked up to 11 in both!
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Did … you mean 13?
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
“By preserving these artifacts and shedding light on such organizations, we help ensure that future generations are never led astray by such hate.”
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Jesus Christ superstore, at least pretend you’re seven inches
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
But I did get my spring rolls and smoothie! Also got a beef bun so I have satiated the four year old in my brain
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
“ITS THE PLAAAAAAAAAAN”
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The double edged sword of ADHD of never doing the plans you plan … except when you wake up and it’s snowing like a mother fucker but your brain says “NO YOU PROMISED ME SPRING ROLLS AT THE FARMERS MARKET” Fuck. ADHD is a four year old.
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This whole neopets thing I know nothing about, but I feel like if they paired with kids on bikes it could be really fun
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
AUGHHHH HOUSTON GOV’T BEEN FUCKING ME FOR 12 MONTHS SAYING I DON’T COUNT FOR RENT SUPPLEMENT ANYMORE BECAUSE IM NOT ELIGIBLE TO USE AMR. WELL I FINALLY GOT THE MLA TO HELP AND I FOUND EVERY BIT OF MAIL OF THEM SAYING IM ON AMR INCLUDING THE RENTERS GUIDE WHEN I JOINED FACTS BETTER MAKE A DIFFERENCE
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
When all you want is a Switch 2 but you can’t decide between selling your blood or getting a sugar daddy.
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I’m making a level 9 multi class Cleric/Warlock and Jesus Christ the amount of cantrips, spells, and spell slots I get feels criminal, however:
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
@samreich.bsky.social the CEO burger video trend is going NUTS. Get @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social back in the chair man. You gotta
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
1. Who’s a good boy? 2. Is it me? 3. Am I the good boy?
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Canadian content is one of my special interests. It’s right up there with big wind on campus, breaker High and vampire high. Also that radio active is actually a remake of a quebecuoise show Radio Enfer
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Okay, so it isn’t so much American as it was produced jointly by ACTRA and STCVQ. It was filmed in Canada, used Canadian actors, and aired on YTV as it aired on Nick. YTV owned the rights to the original show, so when they made the two later Tucker seasons, that why family channel aired it instead.
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Sabrina dead too but for diff reasons
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Mid-Life Crisis? More like Half-Life 3 Crisis
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Wait- it’s a movie and not just a thing my family says when it’s bed time?!
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Pay your caption writers more
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Every woman within earshot will look at each other and go, none of us are that stupid right?
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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a man is wearing a black sweater and making a funny face .
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Nathan Lane and Jennifer Simard could switch roles in any Broadway production, and do so SEAMLESSLY
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
At the end of the day, this feels like the BAFTAS were either negligent or willfully putting him in that situation to garner a viral moment. But also he’s an adult and probably should’ve understood that that could happen, and plan accordingly.
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
As someone who is also legally disabled and deals with neurological issues on a regular basis, I don’t blame him, but also he needs to take accountability because we have to live in society. And every person in society does have to modify their behavior to exist.
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The thing that I don’t get about the BAFTA Tourette’s hold debacle, is the movie is listed as a true life, retailing, and in the movie there’s a device he wears to limit his symptoms that gives him great relief. Was he not wearing it at the award show, and if so, why not?
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Sideways tulip
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Me “putting on my face” is when my friend kicks me because my real expressions are leaking out
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Too safe
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
@dropout.tv keeps coming out with cool ideas, but I think they need to take it one step further. I watch compilation videos of people’s favorite moments on YouTube, what are @samreich.bsky.social’s fav dropout clips? What are @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social’s? Get that revenue on your YouTube
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🐐🔞Ozzy🔞🐐 @ozzythegoat.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Here's the link for their "teen council" application form that's linked on their page and in which is the only way of feedback for these changes. I'd suggest flooding it to all hell with demanding the changes to not go through. Inconvenience them. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Discord Teen Council Application 2026
Thank you for your interest in joining Discord's first Teen Council! As a council member, you'll share your perspectives on Discord features, safety and wellbeing tools, and help create resources that...
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
What I wanna know is what’s stopping some kid from just grabbing their parent’s id and using that to make an account? How do they guarantee the ID used is theirs?
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
And the cosplay opportunity! I wanted to see how they would do her suit with the shield! And the evil sword and the dragon dagger. The loss!
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Still furious we didn’t get the sequel with girl Tommy
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
You just gotta make your bullshit bend to your will. Oh I’m anxious? Well I’ll be the best anxious person ever, I’ll win anxiety!
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I would want to have the most, because it means I make everyone else feel more normal by comparison, then in useful
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Anybody else have that penchant to buy extra of your favorite food at a restaurant or a farmers market so that you have leftover cold tomorrow?
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Why does everything have to have nuts in it??
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Jennifer Ryan 🪲 @jayeryane.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Full agree! Lemon pie no meringue is my go to. Smooth and sour
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