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Joann Sebastian Joust

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Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 21/09/2026

A screen capture of the MacDougall brothers, Ron (left) and Harry (right) from the anime Outlaw Star.

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Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 27/07/2026

The cover art for "Please Mr. Lostman" by the rock band "the pillows." The art is a picture of three men in old age makeup smoking while facing each other, set to a horizon of deep blue night sky, with a silhouette of a lone dead tree poking up from the ground.

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 25/07/2026

The TV show "Columbo", season 5, episode 6, "Last Salute to the Commodore." There are two images, both with subtitles. The first image shows a man in a black jacket with white buttons and a large collar, and the subtitle says "Come below." The second image shows Lt. Columbo, a man with scruffy hair in a tan coat, white collared shirt and black tie, sitting leaned against an anchored boat. The subtitle says "Actually my name's Columbo"

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Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 10/07/2026

i hereby award this Emmi Award to @hobbit1697.bsky.social for best all bosses unrestricted run of the day. congragulations hobbit :)

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 15/06/2026

This is an image from the show The Venture Bros., season 4, episode 16 (Operation: P.R.O.M.), timestamp 30:13 to 30:16. Dr. Orpheus is shouting to Jefferson Twilight, “Hey, is Baba Oje still alive?” while Henchman 21 looks on forlornly. Generated from spanakopedia.ordoliberal.com.

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 02/06/2026

A fake Star Trek: Voyager title card. Overlaid over a head-on view of the Intrepid-class starship are the words “Captain Protein.”

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 23/05/2026

A fake Star Trek: Voyager title card. Overlaid over an underside view of the Intrepid-class starship are the words “Bisexual Neelix.”

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 15/05/2026

honestly worth it for silly block to be at a reasonable hour this time

A screenshot of the Summer Games Done Quick schedule that has the Metroid Dread All Bosses Unrestricted speedrun at 11:45 PM MDT, late at night on Thursday, July 9.

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 20/04/2026

Sir Yes Sir!!!!

A panel on a website that says "How much have you rated? Keep track of how much of Beans Morocco's work you have rated. Go to your list."

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Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 13/11/2025

A quote tweet from twitter user @NeilHamburger at 5:31 PM on October 2, 2010 that reads:

Less guitar, please! RT @SantanaCarlos: sound checking at the O2 Arena in London!

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Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 03/11/2025

tune in for Metroid Dread Any% No Major Glitches to watch Samus get tilted @gamesdonequick.com

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 01/11/2025

me when i submit Metroid Dread to a non-spooky GDQ event that runs during Halloween

Still of the “bones are their money” skit from I Think You Should Leave. Tim Robinson’s character is telling another character in the scene “The guy asked for something spooky”, but the word “guy” is censored and replaced with “games committee”.

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 31/10/2025

1:06:45 Any% NMG. i think we're ready for GDQueer

The "Mission Result" screen for Metroid Dread in the difficulty "Rookie." In the center are a bunch of stats, the most important of which is a "Clear Time" of 1:25:32. In the bottom right corner is a LiveSplit window showing a Personal Best of 1h 06m 45s.

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 13/10/2025

it's missing just one thing

A black and white image depicting an isometric view of a game world design. On the right is "TOWN", with isometric boxes depicting a village full of buildings. On the left is "TEMPLE/DUNGEON", depicted by a stack of isometric boxes that descend under the surface of the earth. One of the buildings has an arrow pointing to it labeled "woman who plays piano badly at you"

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 04/08/2025

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 24/06/2025

young noble: slapped (seriously, tysm, my Gauntlet IV flacs were messed up lol)

A screen capture of a Firefox download status window with a single .zip file that says "Aa Harimanada OST.zip - Completed - 336 MB".

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 11/03/2025

The “Two Paths” meme. The person at the bottom of the image is labeled “H”, the light side path is labeled “Jon Benjamin” and the dark side path is labeled “Pearl Davis”.

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Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 23/01/2025

you're god damn right it is

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 23/01/2025

A newspaper clipping of a Letter to the Editor that reads:

Standing Tall

Judge Kavanaugh's ascension to the Supreme Court represents such a fine victory.
Over what?
Mamby-Pampyism.
And boy is it going around! I got shamed for asking for another cashier at a 99 Cent Store by a woman. I got screamed at by a young woman for looking at another woman's thong at Butterfly Beach. The Montecito Library (all-woman staff) is kept so warm I can't get in the place. For the 100th time I am forced to mention it, and I get booted out of all Santa Barbara libraries for a year. There's a woman competitive bike rider who every morning taps my vehicle as she rides by. Hollywood has become unraveled by casting-couch turncoats.
Thank goodness there's still men that will stand up against this non-sense.

Matt McLaughlin
Montecito

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 18/01/2025

Sprite art of a Mega Mole from Super Mario World (SNES)

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 16/12/2024

ohh fuck this is who Jean-Claude le Tueur is based on. incredible

A screen capture from the show The Venture Bros, with a bald Brock Samson on the ground in a hotel room before a Jean-Claude le Tueur wearing ornate elephant themed armor and brandishing a sword. The closed captioning says, ">> THIS SWORD WAS FORGED BY IKKANSAI SHIGETSUGU,"

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Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 06/09/2024

the little ones in question

Two adult cats on a cat tower, one orange and one tortoiseshell, in the sunroom of a high-rise apartment. The view behind them is very high up and very lush.

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 12/08/2024

well speak of the devil

The Venture Bros Complete Series DVDs are a rare anomaly, signed by Venture Bros creators Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick — copies are extremely limited!

That’s every. single. episode. of Venture Bros ever created. …Available to order for one week only! Sales will begin Monday, August 12 (AKA TODAY) and run until Friday, August 16th.

To keep things fair, we’ll be posting purchase links DAILY on our stories @titmousestuff at RANDOM, so be sure to follow us and turn those notifications on!

CHIRP.

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Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 23/07/2024

EAT-MAN 97 is so fucking funny

an anime man with white hair and opaque red circular lens glasses swallowing a handgun whole

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 05/07/2024

The "I Wish All x A Very y" meme (with Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo on the right side), and it says "i wish all fireworks a very teleported into space"

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 14/06/2024

cool thanks

A touchscreen in an expo hall for the Intuit Super Slam Dunk game that displays a winning prize of a “Slutty Vegan Voucher”

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 28/03/2024

The Fall of House Atreides

A Splatoon Battle Data match screenshot. On the losing team are “Feyd”, “Muad’dib” and “Leto II”

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 18/02/2024

finally, after over a year, i achieved a PB in my main category. just in time for the All Bosses NMG grind for Frost Fatales! #speedrun

A LiveSplit window of Metroid Dread splits. The finish time is 1:12:15, which is 2.8 seconds better than the previous personal best.

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 02/02/2024

15 seconds last night!!!

A screenshot of Metroid Dread LiveSplit splits. The time reads 1:12:35.60.

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 30/01/2024

dating myself a lil with this one

The box art for Sonic Adventure for the Sega Dreamcast, released in 1998.

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 10/01/2024

it's official - Metroid Dread will be at a Frame Fatales event again. enjoy All Bosses NMG, which is a really nice category. i'm excited to show it off!

Screenshot of "Frost Fatales 2024 Schedule" - Thursday, March 7 at 8:11 PM Eastern Time, All Bosses No Major Glitches - Rookie Mode - Nintendo Switch by jay_yeen. Estimate 90 minutes.

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 01/01/2024

taco river

a restaurant named “taco river”

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 26/12/2023

bsky speedrunning feed prototype

screenshot of a visual studio code terminal with output from the bsky main firehose, filtered for speedrunning topics

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 21/11/2023

A screenshot from Unsolved Mysteries, Season 6, Episode 2. An Australian man in a Dan Flashes polo is being interviewed. The subtitle reads ROY MANIFOLD - Photographer

Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 02/10/2023

for now, have some gender goals

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Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 30/09/2023

*points, grunts* me

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Joann Sebastian Joust @jayena.hijumpboots.com · 30/09/2023

this image is a mood

A visual history of video game bomb sprites by the shooting game developer Toaplan, showing the progression over their release catalog.

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