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Swampy

@jaydubois.bsky.social
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Aspiring human

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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
DPA for Starlink
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Evergreen wisdom: Elon Musk’s whole career has been about fooling people into trusting half-baked tech, by putting into doubt or disarray the rock-solid human community alternatives.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ai Qaeda
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
downgrade a movie: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Slight Setbacks
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
De-MAGA-fication will be the next phase.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
When you’re flooding the zone with shit — don’t get high on your own supply.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The Constitution keeps changing as they come in! To stop impressions of fraud, maybe we should only count Supreme Court Decisions delivered in person.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“Grok of shit” should become the new idiom
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Mirror, mirror on the pool, who’s the greenest, loathsome fool?
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The Department of Surrender.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Nithya Raman would you please by our may-or. You’d be doin’ us a really big fav-or.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
detention centers - use ‘em for blackmailed, trafficker, scammer, insurrectionists. data centers - turn ‘em into cooling centers and housing and solar farms CBP - turn it into refugee assistance, and climate change transition, and infrastructure investments
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
There’s something to the way today’s AI bubble inverts the New Deal, moguls today promise profit beyond capacity limits, while FDR in the 30s built hydro dams for capacity far outstripping demand
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
🎵 She lies and says she’s still in love with him… Can’t rely on a Fetter-man… She dreams in color, He’s gone to red… Can’t rely on a Fetter-man. Cant rely on a— 🎵
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This could be USFG but y’all be playin’
NY ball culture, portrayed in the FX show Pose.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
“Guys, libs, seriously, you need to tone down the rhetoric, before I — first place a bet that I will — and then do — blow up more sailors and children. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO GET CONTROL OF THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, STAY IN LINE
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
We *are* fighting back 💪 youtu.be/NlLLEdXUEWY?...
youtu.be
human powered folklift
YouTube video by hsa148
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
S&P 500 Index moving swiftly from the window, to the wall.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
When can we deport “Claude”?
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
You’ve Enjoyed Your Last free article, Last free election, Last free memory, Last free moment, Last free decision, Last laugh.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
President Snuff Bumper Sticker “A […] will die tonight, never to be brought back again.” * child * woman * farm worker * fisherman * whole civilization
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I do strongly support deploying ICE to Iran immediately to secure that Strait thing. No one knows more about borders and stuff.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Not a perfect experiment, but I think we’re demonstrating right now with some confidence that despite bold claims over the years, nobody would in fact go back in time to kill Adolf Hitler.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
“Build the Ball!”
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Balls to the wall.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It’s not.
Aimee Mann, Wise Up lyrics: It’s not what you thought when you first began it. You got what you want, now you can hardly stand it though. By know you know it’s not going to stop it’s not going to stop it’s not going to stop’til you wise up.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
One Big Beautiful Battle After Another All At Once.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Just One Oscar After Another 😮‍💨
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
President Donald J Snuff - his true name, and we should use it.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Aughts - back with a roar.
Flobots lyrics to the song handlebars, reaction to the Iraq war that topped charts in 2008.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Oh no, some new jokers bought Batman* *and me too
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Idk about this Safeguard Legitimate American Voter Eligibility (SLAVE America) Act…
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
not a law or history professor, but armchair opinion: SAVE act, if passed, leads rapidly to civil war.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Spanish! Just so un-European
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Can we just call Twitter Xchan?
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
IDK what I’m doing wrong, I keep asking ChatRoulette for help writing emails like everyone says but no matter how I change my prompt it always suggests a cock.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Minneapolis’s police chief says “Our demand today is for those federal agencies that are operating in our city to do so with the same discipline, humanity and integrity that effective law enforcement in this country demands,”
“The Bloody Massacre” by Paul Revere. Famous period coverage of the Boston Massacre that led into the Revolutionary War
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Artificial Prosperity
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/01/2026
Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
“Kavanaugh, stop!”
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Conquer, enfranchise, invest… time to get Venezuelans on Obamacare + SS and Make The Americas Great Again! Cubans, watch out, we’ll make you all citizens next. The secret 4D chess that will truly stop illegal immigration - growing US borders worldwide.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
“Trumpety Center”
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
“A ventriloquist directs the audience's focus to the puppet, which enhances the illusion that the voice is coming from the puppet and not the performer.” There’s something here… is he the puppet or the puppeteer, or has the distinction collapsed?
Ventriloquist dollSam Altman
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Someone needs to start a list of the No-Donate Dems
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Tonight America voted against fascism, and for sandwich 🥪
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I doubt he’ll finish the ballroom, I bet it gets stranded and we see an interrupted construction project for several years
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
We should knock down Mar a Lago and build a wind farm.
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
They want so badly to be the new “Vampire Squid”
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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Taking away Tylenol, just in time, and just to be sure.
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Trump says Americans could feel 'some pain' as his new tariffs begin to set off a trade war
President Donald Trump said Sunday that Americans could feel “some pain” from the emerging trade war triggered by his tariffs against Canada, Mexico and China.
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