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Jay Curatolo

@jaycuratolo.bsky.social
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Husband. Dad. Bassist. The Little Guy.

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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
How many ICE agent idiots will electrocute themselves? (Not society’s brightest bulbs…)
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The only case he’s building is a case of beer.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Almost like DT’s been lying to us this whole time. I’m shocked🙄. He’ll be so disappointed that he’s back to only 9 wars ended. Oh well, I’m sure we’ll “win the war” again this coming Friday morning - right before the market opens. Boy, I sure am glad we didn’t elect the lady with the annoying laugh.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Where’s Rogan’s suit? Shouldn’t the press be blasting him for not wearing a suit?
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Is this how he “gets into heaven”?
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Jesus wept.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The flames of hell can’t burn hot enough for these hypocritical Pharisees.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
On their knees. Please daddy, love me. Recucklicans. All of ‘em.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
His diaper’s looking extra puffy under that jacket.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Trump is in love with Mamdani.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
That’s MY governor! Blue states, take note how it’s done.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
That’s my Illinois Governor JB Pritzker immediately going in for the jugular. Dem states, take note.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
If only that one final magical cheeseburger would just do its job.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Did anyone check the tariff shelf?
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Hey Donnie, last I checked, 6 > 3.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
What a human failure.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a man is sitting at a desk in front of a window wearing a vest and a striped shirt .
ALT: a man is sitting at a desk in front of a window wearing a vest and a striped shirt .
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I just wish that ONCE… when Trump dodges and insults a journalist in one of these sessions, that EVERY single reporter in the room would make an agreement ahead of time that they will each follow up with the exact same question. Over and over and over and over and over. To DRIVE… HIM… MAD.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
He mispronounced “shrinking minority”.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Leather signs?
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a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face .
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Umm, but yeah you are. Turns out, the MAGA Republican Party was the one coming for your guns.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The fraud is in the White House.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 24/01/2026
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening. The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Just imagine the bloodthirsty FOX machine if Joe Biden referred to Greenland as Iceland 4 times in one speech.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Just imagine the bloodthirsty FOX machine if Joe Biden referred to Greenland as Iceland 4 times in one speech.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
7 or 8 percent? That’s it? So weak. We’re hoping for 800, 900, maybe even 1500%.🤪
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Good morning members of the GOP in Congress. Today would be a good day for you to wake up.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The *hottest* country in the world because our entire system of government is engulfed in flames.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The *hottest* country in the world because our entire system of government is engulfed in flames.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Or, ICE could just, ya know… LEAVE.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
•He will die a lonely death. •The world will collectively celebrate. •He will be universally hated for the rest of time.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
well…. except for the “professionals” part.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
What an utter subhuman failure. His “acceptance” of her NPP is easily at the top of the list of his entire life’s most pathetic moments. There are literally no words to describe the depths of his brainless stupidity.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Paper thin skinned orange sack of 💩.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
🍊🎒💩 Orange sack of sh*t
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Put Blondi in jail.
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Jay Curatolo @jaycuratolo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Cool. So the next Dem president can do the same thing, right Mike?
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