Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comCaptain America: I Understood That Reference!ALT: Captain America: I Understood That Reference! 010
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Left hand only please.static.klipy.comBarney Stinson: I Request the Highest of FivesALT: Barney Stinson: I Request the Highest of Fives 0140
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comMan's Rapid Aging TransformationALT: Man's Rapid Aging Transformation 110
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If their head is that close to your ass then they deserved it 170
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I knew a girl who actually had eyes tattooed on her butt. One eye on each cheek crossed and looking in. 1130
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026But because of that trait I forget how to tie a full Windsor every now and then 050
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ok, across multiple platforms a video featuring yours truly of twitter comments has been posted and now I’m being harassed by the most vile people out there. How’s your weekend been? 120
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026To be fair, it’s just one titty. But as the saying goes a titty in the hand is better than no tittystatic.klipy.comLetterkenny: To Be Fair with WayneALT: Letterkenny: To Be Fair with Wayne 000
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s funny, because as much as I appreciate you and enjoy the interactions on here and to be fair seeing you without the stupid bars would be *chefs kiss* i worry that it would make this transactional vice a bunch of thirsty dudes and dudettes. 070
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don’t know anything about this game or who these characters are but you like it so….it’s mass effect time!static.klipy.comShepherd: Excuse Me MomentALT: Shepherd: Excuse Me Moment 000
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ok, ok, sheesh. I was enjoying brainless life but the order is not manifestly unlawful so here we go 010
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026So this is where I try to come up with some witty, flirtatious comment or meme. But I got nothing. You broke me. This post broke my brain 150
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comConan O'Brien on StageALT: Conan O'Brien on Stage 040
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I was last looking for them on Wednesday but got distracted by cake. And when I looked up I got scared that the sisters were mad because of the glasses thing so I’m not sure if I’m in heaven or not. 110
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026No. And if we’re being honest it’s not my fault what I’m about to do. 130
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Mind if take a closer look?static.klipy.comKpop Star Eats Cake - London Olympics D-9ALT: Kpop Star Eats Cake - London Olympics D-9 010
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I hope those stars undergo complete gravitational collapse tonight. They’re wasting their luminosity trying to compete with you anyway. 020
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026 And you still had to log in and tell me how long it’s been 100
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026These progressive lenses are a pain in ass. When I look down at my screen it’s blurry 030
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Conversation is still going. You could just stop. I don’t work until tonight so I’ve got time on my hands 100
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026And? You asked the question and she provided a response. Because something is allowed doesn’t mean you have to do it. If @katastrophe1997.bsky.social doesn’t want to post uncensored that’s her choice. As you pointed out Bluesky allows nudity so go follow those accounts. 130
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026With apologies to Lady MacBeth “Out, damned spots! out, I say!--One: two: why, then, 'tis time to do't.” 040
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Just need some more work on the old refractory period. Not a young man anymore 020
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026And may I saystatic.klipy.comFedora Hat Tip M'lady MemeALT: Fedora Hat Tip M'lady Meme 190
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Well, you’ve done it. Now I’m flipping between apps….for science 👀 170
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Can’t decide if that’s a shot or a “good boy” type thing. But then again….you’re talking to mestatic.klipy.comFamily Guy: Quagmire's Giggity GiddeyALT: Family Guy: Quagmire's Giggity Giddey 020
Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I keep trying to tilt my phone for a better view but to no avail. 140