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Jay

@jaycroswell.bsky.social
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Mediocre senior MPO. Dad, husband and optimistic Sens fan.

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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference!
ALT: Captain America: I Understood That Reference!
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Left hand only please.
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Barney Stinson: I Request the Highest of Fives
ALT: Barney Stinson: I Request the Highest of Fives
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Man's Rapid Aging Transformation
ALT: Man's Rapid Aging Transformation
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🤔
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If their head is that close to your ass then they deserved it
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I knew a girl who actually had eyes tattooed on her butt. One eye on each cheek crossed and looking in.
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But because of that trait I forget how to tie a full Windsor every now and then
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sad major or something
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ok, across multiple platforms a video featuring yours truly of twitter comments has been posted and now I’m being harassed by the most vile people out there. How’s your weekend been?
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The things I miss when I go to bed early 👀
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, this just happened.
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No. Pretty far from ok. I’m awestruck.
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Uhhhh, 👀
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To be fair, it’s just one titty. But as the saying goes a titty in the hand is better than no titty
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Letterkenny: To Be Fair with Wayne
ALT: Letterkenny: To Be Fair with Wayne
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s funny, because as much as I appreciate you and enjoy the interactions on here and to be fair seeing you without the stupid bars would be *chefs kiss* i worry that it would make this transactional vice a bunch of thirsty dudes and dudettes.
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t know anything about this game or who these characters are but you like it so….it’s mass effect time!
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Shepherd: Excuse Me Moment
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Psst, you got something on your butt.
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok, ok, sheesh. I was enjoying brainless life but the order is not manifestly unlawful so here we go
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So this is where I try to come up with some witty, flirtatious comment or meme. But I got nothing. You broke me. This post broke my brain
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve still got my Serbian-Croat phrase book
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Conan O'Brien on Stage
ALT: Conan O'Brien on Stage
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve got one of those too!
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ummm, no? 👀🙏
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Then yeah. I’m thinking I’m there.
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was last looking for them on Wednesday but got distracted by cake. And when I looked up I got scared that the sisters were mad because of the glasses thing so I’m not sure if I’m in heaven or not.
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Once I find my glasses I can look that up.
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No. And if we’re being honest it’s not my fault what I’m about to do.
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mind if take a closer look?
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Kpop Star Eats Cake - London Olympics D-9
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
👀 looking for my glasses
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hope those stars undergo complete gravitational collapse tonight. They’re wasting their luminosity trying to compete with you anyway.
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And you still had to log in and tell me how long it’s been
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
These progressive lenses are a pain in ass. When I look down at my screen it’s blurry
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Conversation is still going. You could just stop. I don’t work until tonight so I’ve got time on my hands
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And yet you persist
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And? You asked the question and she provided a response. Because something is allowed doesn’t mean you have to do it. If @katastrophe1997.bsky.social doesn’t want to post uncensored that’s her choice. As you pointed out Bluesky allows nudity so go follow those accounts.
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
With apologies to Lady MacBeth “Out, damned spots! out, I say!--One: two: why, then, 'tis time to do't.”
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🤗
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just need some more work on the old refractory period. Not a young man anymore
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And may I say
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Fedora Hat Tip M'lady Meme
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Looks like I was too “premature” with my previous gif.
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not anymore
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
👀
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Don’t know about the apps but I’d buy you a coffee 👉👈
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well, you’ve done it. Now I’m flipping between apps….for science 👀
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Can’t decide if that’s a shot or a “good boy” type thing. But then again….you’re talking to me
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Family Guy: Quagmire's Giggity Giddey
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I keep trying to tilt my phone for a better view but to no avail.
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And now we go live to what this is doing to us all
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lines you say?
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Jay @jaycroswell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That’s not a no…..
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