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Jaycie Grace

@jayciegc.bsky.social
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Always shit, sometimes posting. Barely a comedian. she/they Upcoming gigs n stuff: linktr.ee/jayciegracecomedy

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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I don't really use this platform enough for this to be worth it - but in case anyone is following me here for comedy purposes, my name is Jaycie Grace now. That'll show the opening joke about my name i've used continuously for like 7 years.
A photo of me very sweaty after playing Sparkle with text saying "new name who dis?" in reference to the fact that I've changed my name from Jonny Collins to Jaycie Grace
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I'm not saying I've _never_ felt sexy or loved how I've looked before, but how much I fancy myself in the pics of me all dressed up for witch fever last night is several notches above what I thought was possible. Thanks so much @scarlettblades.bsky.social for a lovely couple days 🥰🥰
Me and my bestie taking a pre day out selfie, all made up in slutty witchy goth vibesA pic of me outside a door in a crop top with cross neck straps, midriff out, hoodie tied around my waist, chainmaille over skirt and long black skirt and boots, looking off into the distance. My fringe has a lil grey Streek and I really like itAnother selfie of me closer up in the same outfit just after making myself up, with messy turquoise eye shadow, mascara and a hint of metallic purple lipstick onA smiling selfie of me ready to go out in the same look as the other pics
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
So I thought I'd attempt to make this a trend and have started adding these captions to my own cute selfies! Hours of entertainment honestly, enjoy xoxo
A cute photo of me sticking my tongue out with blue eye shadow and hair in a cute ponytail with the caption "What a frightening- and toxic - new world Britain just woke up to. The Greens are poisonanother photo of me pulling the peace sign with one hand and tongue blepping out wearing red eye shadow and my hair in cute curtain fringe framing my face and the caption "What are the Green Party's BONKERS policies? From 'DISGUSTING' plan to legalise heroin to letting in ALL illegal migrants"
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
So my favourite thing about this week (apart from the obvious of @greenparty.org.uk 's decisive win in the by-election!!) is how normal the right wing media are being by posting these doom headlines about the greens next to the cutest possible pictures of Hannah Spencer
A telegraph headline reading "The Greens' extrimist victor pushes Britain one step closer to the abyss" by Jake Wallis Simons, over an adorable photo of Hannah Spencer taking a selfie with Green party leader Zack Polanski with the cutest smilesA headline reading "Extreme Greens pose a threat to Britain" with a photo of Hannah Spencer just eating chips and curry in the street with a smile on her face
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
THURSDAY MANCHESTER 5 TIX LEFT 6 PHENOMENAL COMEDIANS A HOST WHO IS ALSO THERE FREE TO BOOK TICKETS HERE: www.outsavvy.com/event/33188/... WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??
A banner advertising Blizzard Comedy with Ian Lane, Dan McKee, James Ross, Ian Visible, Eleanor Green, Zee Younus and host Jonny Collins
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Decided to become a RateYourMusic girly as a part of my early mid life crisis. So you can finally read my comprehensive thoughts on Avenged Sevenfold's "Hail to the King", lucky you rateyourmusic.com/music-review...
A screenshot of my review of Avenged Sevenfold's 2013 album "Hail to the King". I gave it 3 stars out of 5, and titled the review "The most 6/10 album of all time". Full text can be read via the link in the post.
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Bitch is clean and ready to steam! Tonight, 7pm, sending off 2025 in style with silly panel games and even sillier comedians. Twitch.tv/blizzardcomedy Come join us <3
A banner poster for Blizzard Comedy's Broadcast Avalanche on Monday 29th December 2025 - with pictures of all the panelists and host who will be appearing on the streamA selfie of me with floofy hair just after washing and drying it. I look extra cute in this one. Also I'm wearing a frog shirt.
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Shortlist for my "Best Protest Music of 2025" playlist is looking pretty healthy, and it's not even December yet. Have I missed any contenders from the year?
A screenshot of a spreadsheet with a list of my favourite protest music of the year, including: 

Bad Apple by	Lambrini Girls
Killing Punk by	The Bloody Beetroots
Pardon Me by 	The Narcissist Cookbook
PUT A LANDLORD iN A LANDFILL by	DAMAG3
Statue In The Square by	Kae Tempest
Mine Me Mine by	Laura Jane Grace
Free by	Little Simz
Protect Trans Kids (WTFIWWY) by	Evan Greer
We Are Great Again by	Billy Simons JR
Space Wanker by	Maggie Thatcher's Rotting Corpse
Working Class Warfare by	Dead Pioneers
You Don't Care About Poor People by	Mudrat
Pretrial by	Fiona Apple
Eyes Wide by	Catbite
PRINCELESS PRINCESS by	Delilah Bon
GERM by  	Kate Nash
BRAINROT by	grandson
Fuck Them All To Hell by	Stray From The Path
Who'll Stand With Us by	Dropkick Murphys
The Garden by	Witch Fever
Alexa Alexa Antifascista by	KAFVKA
I'm Fine and I'm Doing Great by	Problem Patterns
Pride Is A Protest by	Sally Pepper
Forge Your Name by	DAVGHTER
Independent Girls & Nasty Evil Gays by	Jeangu Macrooy
Housing Crisis by	Jetty Bones
Salvage by	Space Monkey Mafia
Capitalism Breeds Devastation by	JER
Small World Syndrome	by Wargasm
Hold The Reins by	Rebecca Downes
Apocalypse by	Iniko
RISE by	Combichrist
Survival Is An Act of Defiance by	Death Goals
You're Nothing by	Native James
I Am Spartacus by	Dreamslain
Cash Rules by	BLACKGOLD
Your Light Will Shine by	Bentley Robles
Holding Out For Humanity by	The Best of the Worst
Sick Sad World by	Bob Vylan
Waste by	Mallavora
Precious Problem by	War on Women
Resistence Is Justfied by	Hawxx
No Comment by	KNEECAP
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
awww yeah back on that GRIND
Screenshot of an active alarm alert gong off at 10am titled  "Tiddy Time" to remind me to take my daily dose of oestrogel
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Back on facebook and back on my bullshit
A whatsapp message from me responding to a friend saying she missed my laugh reacts in the group chats, saying "laugh react your own jokes but like after sitting on your hands so it feels like someone else is doing it"

Which is a cracking joke if I do say so myself
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Okay I'm back, out of the blue facebook has suspended my account and given me no actual reason why, just a vague "Cybersecurity". I've appealed it obviously, but everything is gone. All my memories, conversations with now dead friends, all gone unless the appeal works. Kinda wanna cry.
A message from Facebook letting me know they've suspended my account, and that if I don't appeal in 180 days my account will be disabled permenently.
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
but literally the service they use to do this is so bad it simply crashes with a generic "something went wrong" error every time. Not even a "sorry we don't think you're an adult" just "something went wrong". I have tried this several times and this is as far as I get
A screenshot of Bluesky's age estimation system with an error message stating "Sorry, something went wrong"
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
If you missed my 30th birthday Blizzard Special last week, we are streaming it here now! Come see how I celebrated my 30th but only if you promise to think less of me because of it: www.twitch.tv/blizzardcomedy
A poster banner promoting a Livestream of Blizzard Comedy - Jonny's birthday special - today, Thursday 7th August 2025 over on twitch.tv/blizzardcomedy
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
@ela-bambust.bsky.social so, for some reason @bsky.app has decided that DMs also require age verification to see, and my card is declining the verification checks, so i cannot see your messages lol
a screenshot of bluesky notifying me that i must complete age assurance before they'll show me my DMs for some bizzare reason.
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
So tonight was a very cute milestone in my comedy career, got to guest host the first ever comedy club i went to in Manchester, and it was an absolute honour to have such a fabulous comedic institution entrusted to be for the week.
a photo of me on stage at XS malarkey mid sentencea photo of me on stage at xs malarkey holding onto the mic in one hand and stand in thr other,  looking off to my righta selfie i took just before XS malarkey tonight, wearing dark blue eye shadow and lookin cute.
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Youtube knows exactly what i want to watch
A screenshot of a YouTube video titled "sam and max being gay for 11 minutes" and a comment below saying "There is no heterosexual explanation for these two"
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Finally been PAID. off to the PUB. with me NERD friends lookin HELLA CUTE
A photo of me ready to go out,  with a messy wolf haircut and curtained fringe, pink eyeshadow, black eyeliner, a tshirt that says "princess" in a barbed wire heart over my chest and a red jacket and wearing headphones, a slight smile at the camera that makes me look very sexy nglAs before, however now i am playfully sticking my tongue outnow I'm being a proper dork and flipping peace fingers with a bigger smile at the camera, what a nerd
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Can't believe formula 1 let's cars with biological advantages compete in their car races smh (there's probably a joke about Transmission that someone could make here, but I don't know enough about cars to do it, soz)
a photograph of a crowd of people standing and cheering with their arms in the air, and a text caption: "formula 1 fans when the most expensive car goes faster than the less expensive car"
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
feelin cute
Photo of me looking cutestill lookin cutelookin cute as heck.
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
oh shit i can't believe THE Matt Berry 520334 wants me to be his third friend
A screenshot from a facebook profile proporting to belong to actor/comedian Matt Berry. The profile is obviously fake on account of the username having a string of numbers at the end, a trope of bot/scam accounts pretending to be celebrities, as well as the profile having no existing posts, and only 2 friends. There is an option to confirm or remove the friend requests, indicating the user of this profile has attempted to add me on Facebook, presumably for scamming purposes.
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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
okay FINE, here's how fuckable I think all the characters in The Simpsons are, now will you please stop asking me!
A tier list graphic depicting several characters from "The Simpsons" from most to least fuckable. 

At the top, in the "U up?" category: Edna Krabappel 
Below that in "Bangable" tier: Marge Simpson and Otto 

Beneath that, in a tier labelled "Aye go on then" is: Apu, Hank Scorpio, and Luann Van Houten 

Underneath that in the "It'd be good but I'd feel weird about it afterwards" catgory: Barney Gumbel, Dr. Nick, Willie, Flanders, Patty, Selma, Sideshow Bob, sideshow Mel, Snake, Kang and Kodos and Jasper 

The next tier down titled "No Thank You" contains: Carl, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Hibbert, Fat Tony, Frank Grimes, Hans Moleman, Homer Simpson, Lenny, Moe, Principal Skinner, Frink, The Sea Captain, Superintendent Chalmers, Troy McClure, Smithers, Lionel Hutz, Ranier Wolfcastle, Cletus, Bumble Bee and Lou 

Below that in a tier "I will phone the police if you talk to me": Abe Simpson, Agnes Skinner, Mr. Burns, Chief Wiggum, Kent Brockman, Krusty the Clown, Mayor Quimby, Reverand Lovejoy and Kirk Van Houten 

In the bottom row, simply titled "These are CHILDREN" are all of the underage characters of the simpsons.
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