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Jay Black

@jayblack.bsky.social
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Comedian. Screenwriter. Producer. Recovering Monster. jayblack.tv if you wanna watch me do standup or visit my other socials.

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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
If you like multiples of 5, my instagram page is a thing of beauty right now.
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Remember in The Sopranos, when Tony was in a coma and Steve Buscemi was trying to get him to drop his baggage and go into that house? This is what he would’ve seen if he went in there:
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Is Back to Future the most 1980s movie ever produced? #genx #boomers #movies #1980s #80smusic
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Is anybody suggesting Jack Lowden from “Slow Horses” as the next Bond? He’s my dark horse pick. All he’d need to do is turn the humor down by like 16% and up the smoldering by, like 22.5% (maybe 22.6%) and he’d be aces. Thoughts?
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The only thing shocking about this is that she didn’t have “Christian” in her MAGA bio.
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
If you’re asking yourself how Trump voters are handling it only taking six months for the “No New Wars” president to start a new war, it’s by working themselves into a froth about how much worse Biden was. It’s amazing how much MAGA and protest voters swim in the same vat of unpasteurized milk.
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I’ll be honest, it doesn’t seem like they want to “protect women” as much as they say they do:
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Since I didn’t have a ticket, I stood in line at the stage door before the show ended and got my kids spots up front. They’re in Broadway heaven right now, meeting all the stars of The Book of Mormon. #broadway #theaterkids
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
My kids are at “The Book of Mormon” tonight. I love that they love art and music and plays and books and sports and TV and all the rest as much as they do. Nothing brings me as much joy as seeing them engage with genius. (The only downside is selling my plasma to afford it for them.)
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The graduate:
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
When you wrap your racism in patriotism and hope nobody notices:
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
“We’re just as unhappy about this as you are, Secretary Noem.”
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Which of the social media sites generates the most angry replies?? #maga #liberal #trump #trolls #socialmedia
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Visiting my aunt at her rehab center (for her ankle, not for any kind of cool drugs), and one of the movies I wrote and produced was on TV. She was very pleased. Then she asked me to change the channel. Still, though, fun couple of seconds!
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The comparison is pretty dead on. #trump #maga #parade #military #militaryparade #casablanca #resist #nokings
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Why did Elon Musl have a black eye? #elonmusk #doge #whitehouse
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Asking my daughter to sing Moana on a delayed plane [EMOTIONAL] #moana #singing #plane #trending #lol
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
AI, summarized #ai #socialmedia #topgear
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The most disturbing political news of the millennium! #maga #trump #elonmusk #polyamory
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Andrew Wilson goes on Pop the Balloon #poptheballoon #dating #popping #alpha #sigma
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
MAGA Influencer Ray Ray when liberals try to accept his challenge to spar. #boxing🥊 #sad #lol
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
What Jordan Peterson vs 20 atheists was like:
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
The other patrons in the bar during “The Devil Went Down to Georgia”:
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Every. Single. June. #pridemonth #pride #rainbow
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
You’ll NEVER* guess who these racist, anti-mask, anti-vaccine homophobes support! *instantly
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
POV: you ask Reddit for relationship advice. #Relationship #advice #divorce #marriage
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Hey fellas? Did “Oz” scare the bejesus out of you, too?! #hbo #oz #stats #men #women
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Bacteria are worse than storm troopers. #milk #healthy #starwars
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
My daughter performed “What a Wonderful World” in ASL in front of her deaf grandmother last night. If you’re looking for a time out from watching our country’s constitution get its face melted off like it was Major Toht in Raiders, this might help:
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Lesser Known Bible Quotes #funeral #blue #black #suit #dresscode #bible
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Your dad scrolls social media. #dads #avocadotoast #starbucks #millenials
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
My latest column for South Jersey magazine is a fun one.
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Smart People > Strong Men #greenscreen #meme #memes #elonmusk #healthcare #rfkjr
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Sibling Quiz Pt 2. They’re ALL my favorite! #siblings #brothersisterlove #familytime
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
The sibling quiz part one. The 9yo scares me. A lot. #siblings #quiz #brothersister #momanddaughter #momandson
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Some days, I just go full lil stinker.
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Currently at a restaurant in Casablanca. Before I eat these croissants, can an expert tell me whether I’ll have to pay a tariff on them if I don’t poop before flying home?
Picture of croissants and coffee
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Another travelogue video as I continue to tiptoe through the Canary Islands:
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
You have to keep the romance alive. #marriage #marriagehumor #relatable #husbandwife
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I’ve never been a big baseball fan, I’ve only ever followed it passively, like my divorced parents felt about me during middle school. But my youngest has become a huge fan and I find myself paying close attention to the Phillies so we can talk about it. Life is filled with fun little surprises.
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Life advice: NEVER start the new year by reading the news. #advice #newyear #funny #news
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The most successful Wendy’s in the world. #funny #wendys #fastfood #munchies
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Important self-image advice! #nfl  #nflfootball #pic
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
My son got his driver’s license today! #teen #parent #driving #drivingtest #njdriver
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Have you seen this NEW GenZ documentary?! #genZ #funny #skit #genX #squidgames
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Little girl gets gift of her dreams. #phillies #mets #baseball #christmas #christmasmorning #gifts
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Dads on Christmas Eve #funny #sketch #dadandson #christmas #christmaseve
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
POV: You’re an Amazon employee at Christmas #amazon #jeffbezos #latestagecapitalism #funny #skit
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Jay Black @jayblack.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
What happened?! #standup #comedy
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