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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander

@jay.holtslander.ca
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Saving the day one minor "major emergency" at a time. Tweets about: Code, Marketing, Technical SEO, SMBs, News, Star Wars, Cats & Dogs, Life in general. Back on Twitter you may have known me as @j_holtslander jay.holtslander.ca

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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 15/10/2026
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 14/10/2026
🚨 Pet Valu and Bosley’s purchase tons of supplies from #Uline which is one of the bad guy’s largest sources of funding
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 09/10/2026
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 29/09/2026
Somewhere out there several people thought “You know what eBay needs? Portrait orientation live video streams!”
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 24/09/2026
I… just… can’t. 🤦🏻‍♂️
A Tesla Cybertruck fitted with a Lexus badge and displaying a New driver emblem and a Learning driver emblem simultaneously.
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 04/09/2026
Hopefully not at the same time.
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 25/08/2026
Very sad day.
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 06/08/2026
This is part of why I get mad when I see Canadian businesses buying supplies from #uline urbanmilwaukee.com/pressrelease...
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 27/07/2026
Professional writer/editor friend of mine wrote:
“Out of curiosity, I ran two of my articles through an Al-detection tool. Apparently, articles that were 100% written by me are 97% likely to have been written by Al.”
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 24/06/2026
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 20/06/2026
Remember struggling to trade bills for coins so you could use a vending machine or arcade game?
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 17/06/2026
Spotted a Back to the Future kitted out Delorean driving around downtown #Vancouver
A replica of the car from Back to the Future.
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 14/06/2026
Spotted booth at a local Farmer’s marketplace:
QR code banner for a petition re: AI in schools.Outdoor booth re: AI in schools.Outdoor booth re: AI in schools.
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 06/06/2026
I’m sorry but if you bought a smart toaster you deserve this. #internetofshit
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 15/05/2026
Anyone I know interested in an early invite for 🇨🇦 Gander? gandersocial.ca
Screenshot preview of gandersocial.ca
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 24/04/2026
My optometrist: “Yeah your eyes are degrading from too much computer use. We don’t blink as much when we stare at screens. How long have you been a computer guy?” Me:
Obi-Wan Kenobi with the caption “… since, oh, before you were born.”
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 01/04/2026
😐
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 27/03/2026
Wow.
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 27/03/2026
I have an electronic tool that measures parts per million of contaminants in water and I tested my tap water recently. Shocking how good our tap water is. Almost as good as bottled water.
Bar chart
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 10/03/2026
@grillcheezkilla.bsky.social Spotted on Imgur and thought of you:
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 06/03/2026
Define Foreign interference and manipulation.
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 05/03/2026
Boooo. Also… tell me you have a gambling addiction without telling me you have a gambling addiction.
Screenshot of a headline saying Canadians are revisiting Vegas to take advantage of par offer for CAD to USD.
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 03/03/2026
I feel like these English words are as forever ruined now as Charlie Chaplin’s moustache was.
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 22/02/2026
In case you’re interested in recommendations, I’m very happy with this air purifier. Kinda wish I had a second one but they’re pricey.
Coway Airmega AP-1512HH(W)
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 21/02/2026
Subreddit recommendations: * “MadeMeSmile” * “ContagiousLaughter”
Subreddits “MadeMeSmile” and “ContagiousLaughter”
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 20/02/2026
Could even add a new 1st or 2nd panel for Yoon Suk Yeol.
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 20/02/2026
Photo of an ice cream dispenser with signage saying “Anything is possible with ice cream” but a scrap piece of paper with a hand drawn note has been taped to the machine saying “No ice cream”.
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 19/02/2026
Can’t help but wonder if Shopify is getting a % of UPS’ fees for their part in pushing this whole fake “You owe! You *must* pay or else pay even more” narrative through their package tracking App. I mean they designed this big CTA inside their App to facilitate and expedite the payment process.
Shopify’s “Shop” App prominently featuring a message that an optional service charge of UPS’ for “duties” must be paid.
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 18/02/2026
🇨🇦💸🇺🇸 PSA: UPS and Fedex make millions of dollars a year off of Canadians with their misleading service charges for “duties owing” on duty free international packages. I know I actually owe $0 (just GST) so I always self-clear. They count on ignorance and fear to increase their profits. #elbowsup
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 12/02/2026
Discovered this evening that I can use itsyhome.app to get access to Deeplinks (paid version feature) which I can then utilize in html like <a href="itsyhome://toggle/Office/Heater"> and it pairs with thelcars .com
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 07/02/2026
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 28/01/2026
Let’s be real. They’re all just Mr. Orange’s “Stand back and stand by” people but now they’ve all been given badges and pay-checks.
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 21/01/2026
Sellers on the “Chinese Amazon” platform that is AliExpress will cater to and supply anyone if there’s a profit to be made. 😐 Those “Sold” counts are accurate btw.
Screenshot showing velcro attached “ICE” patches for sale in the marketplace.
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 17/01/2026
But first…
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 17/01/2026
Steal my gif:
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 16/01/2026
I just created a little tool that let's you cycle through a list of facts or quotes or whatever and then export them all as frames for creating a GIF or video animation. Supports 16:9 and 1:1 aspect ratios. codepen.io/j_holtslande...
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 13/01/2026
Once you’re aware of the fact that Post Media and all of their Canadian newspapers are actually run by US Republicans and is strongly linked to MAGA it sure gives a different perspective to the headlines they run.
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 07/01/2026
Every headline these days feels like absurd satire
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 07/01/2026
Reminds me of:
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 06/01/2026
Coincidentally I’ve been working on redesigning/modernizing the classic logo. Nearly finished WIP:
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 17/12/2025
Are you a Google Tag Manager user? Want to add instant falling snow over top of your website? Add this to an html tag with the trigger of Page view > All Pages and voila. Code: gist.github.com/JayHoltsland...
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 16/12/2025
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 15/12/2025
Went to my Monday morning team Zoom meeting in #diehard mode. The trick to really selling the green screen stuff is getting the lighting right. (Thank you Film School.) (And yes I own an actual Kenwood TH-21BT radio from the film) 😅
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 12/12/2025
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 10/12/2025
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 10/12/2025
Some additional #diehard #zoom backgrounds I came up with last night:
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 06/12/2025
🤯 Found in a drawer:
Old library card and buss pass from 2015
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 04/12/2025
My friend is a genius. 😄
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 03/12/2025
I can smell this image.
An old school pencil sharpener mounted on a wall.
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🇨🇦 Jay Holtslander @jay.holtslander.ca · 03/12/2025
Sad/mad to see my most beloved childhood toy brand Lego now financially supporting the hateful witch. #lego
Harry Potter Lego sets
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