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Mordecai

@jaxonissocoool.bsky.social
25 followers 44 following 282 posts

Call me Jaxon if you wanna say smth serious He/him Uhhh idk what else to say I’m also pan ig gezebelle gabargably pls give me my kidney back i will give you 20 buck #saxon (I will not elaborate on what this means) Straw jaxon-is-alien.straw.page

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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 3h
I thought you were nice guy… how could you
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 4h
HOLY SHIT RN THEY ARE TESTING A FEATURE FOR IMAGES OBLY A SELECT FEW CAN YSE IT HOLY PREDICTION
Picture of a yt comment section. A man has used black magic to use gifs in the comments
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Lmao
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I hate this twink of an oc
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I just realized If I’m having an online argument I can just walk away. It’s that easy
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I hate this bastard #deltarune
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Bet you’ll never guess my gender
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My moronic GOAT
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
HILY SHIT
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I’m so fucking scared
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I DONT KNOW WHO “AI OVERVIEW” IS BUT HE WILL BE WUITE HELPFUL FOR INVADING EARTH.
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My friend fails to name dead as disco characters #deadasdisco
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Robots are hot
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Made another meme voiceover thingie. Most of these are invincible memes besides the first three. Enjoys.
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
OH NO ITS GONNA HAPPEN (although I was trying to summon them both when I made the post)
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Was bored so I decided to voice over some memes
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
i need sleep hes back
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Genuinely one of the scariest encounters ive had in this game (for reference, these both happened within 5 minutes of each other)
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Rip Kel he ate Arby’s
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
“WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN CREDITS”
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Love these guys
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Chillin in bed with both my dogs Don’t think life could get much better than this
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Doggo don’t like it when I put needoh on his back
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Burger King Cookie 4 lunch hell yuh
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I love my stupid idiot dog
A chihuahua is laying in a blanket with its ear covered and one eye half open. Idiot.
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Mordecai @jaxonissocoool.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I lowkey go both ways
Le pansẽxualAcesexualll
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