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Jax Karma

@jaxkarma.bsky.social
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Sci-fi and history Toy collector Washington Spirit fan Dialectical materialist Library-archives professional Free market≠Free individual “Being an outsider isn't so bad. It gives one a unique perspective. It's a pity you’ve forgotten that.” Constable Odo

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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 2h
So it’s more then ok to dislike her
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 2h
Both great dancers though
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Young Frankenstein: Puttin' On The Ritz Performance
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 22h
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 22h
More cavern pictures
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 22h
He is an enemy of the free world
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 22h
Pablo Paranormales and Frederico Fantasma heard there’s caves around these parts. Then they argue about whether the people in it are a mine full of miners or a cave full of tourists. Lay off the sauce, Frederico. #playmobil #toyphotography #figurephotography #indianechocavern
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Alright I’ll give you that.
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s the part the rest of us Marylanders drive through to get to Delaware. There I said it.
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
emotional support swastikas
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Blue Mountain, south central PA
Pond and trees some trees are starting their fall color changes
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Pablo tries to explain to Frederico that the mushrooms growing from the side of this fallen tree aren’t magic mushrooms. #mushroom #fungusamungus #playmobil #toyphotography #figurephotography
A log on a hiking trail with different kinds of fungi including tree dwelling mushrooms growing on the bark two Playmobil figures are on a piece of bark next to the mushrooms
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Railing of a pedestrian bridge with be gay do crime written on it
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Frederico Fantasma and Pablo Paranormales take a little jaunt into the south central Pennsylvania woods #playmobil #toyphotography #figurephotography #stateparks #takeahike
Two Playmobil dia de Los muertes figures standing on a rock just off a hiking trail, some woods in the backgroundTwo Playmobil mariachi figures sitting on a bench looking over a pondTwo Playmobil mariachi figures sitting on a bench looking over a pondTwo Playmobil mariachi figures sitting on a log looking over a pond
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I wish he didn’t have a heart beat
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
His speeches now are like Grandpa Simpsons ramblings “They want 13 on the Supreme Court I never build a 13th floor in my buildings of course back then we didn’t have the number 13 we had thirtiggities… ‘that’ll be thirtiggidity dollars’ you’d say…’ and we had a thirtiggity dollar bill with…
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Simpsons style
Alt: Grandpa Simpson telling a meandering story
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
To celebrate Columbus Day, I’m planning on walking into a place that is already inhabited and claiming that I discovered it before giving everyone who already lived there smallpox.
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Charlie Kirk jokes are a real pain in the neck
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Ba Dum Tss Drum Roll Joke
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Zelenskyy is like that superhero story trope where the people are gaslighted into thinking the superhero is a bad guy but then the superhero beats the shit out of the real supervillain and exposes what was actually happening the whole time.
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Benjamin Balthaser @blbalthaser.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
America’s finest news source
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So the secretary of health is just preserving Columbus’s legacy 🫡
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
About 10 years ago I was watching a Halloween movie on tv, and when Michael Myers cut a topless girl’s throat I literally told my brother “they went through the trouble to blur her titties but not the throat getting slit open by a knife and blood everywhere, that’s why America is so screwed up.”
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’d read a much wackier version of misery
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A chocolate factory that only makes white and vanilla chocolate
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thank you ✌️
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When in Rome
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
lol poor Chicago
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Makes more sense I thought you meant you use some kind of gum to put armor on 😆
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pablo Paranormales and Frederico Fantasma make a pit stop at a Pennsylvania welcome center where they have a nice pollinator flower garden. Also we met a chill bumble bee. #bees #polllinators #flowers #toyphotography #playmobil
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Green Knight maybe
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pablo Paranormales and Frederico Fantasma are joining our road trip. #toyphotography #figurephotography #playmobil #diadelosmuertos
Two Playmobil mariachis in day of the dead face makeup
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
On the road and gonna miss USWNT v Spain. I’m loyal to my country’s team but love spanish soccer (Barca!) so lots of fomo but I need this week away from everything.
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Saw these guys five minutes ago driving north up 95 in Maryland. Gave them a thumbs up.
Sign on an overpass says Putin owns Trump and two people are waving a Ukraine flag
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let’s cut her some slack, she’s obviously an old Barbie dipped in some type of clear coating then made sentient with the soul of another vis-a-vis Chucky
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I assumed that’s what he meant by “thanking” Putin🍆
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“To be fair” is a turn of phrase like saying “to be honest” or “actually” like “actually Hitler killed himself and left orders to destroy his own body so it wouldn’t be a trophy for the Russians.” As opposed to Osama who was killed by navy seals and they dumped his body in the ocean.
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I came to say exactly this
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s a breathe of fresh air
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Nicolas Cage Feeling Fabulous in the Wind
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tom Emmer looks like he probably started a fight at his kids little league game
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A lot less people openly identified as Jews, gypsies, and homosexuals in 1930s Germany. I don’t see the connection either maybe it’s a comet that comes by every 90 years?
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cats never NARC. Just saying.
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Have they tried having Justin Bieber as a guest star? (I haven’t watched Ted Lasso)
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Trump administration’s actions resulted in the destruction of the largest ancient Cottonwood tree on Indigenous territory in Arizona. This tree, known as the “Grandmother Tree,” was 250 years old.
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Which is what I screamed at the exact same time
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He was cursed, clearly. Banishing him… I assume by some kind of bloody sacrifice to the Pacific Ocean on Venice Beach… lifted the curse.
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Our enemies laugh harder and harder everyday
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Does anyone else remember New Jack City? He was actually a decent crackhead. But it was a long time ago.
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You might be hopping on at a very promising time for them
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“I recall purchasing a Leonardo costume, the ninja turtle who wore blue, from party city. Could that be the confusion?” “Well you’re still a doo doo head” said Eric Schmidt with an underserved smugness.
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That sounds infuriating. What network or streaming service? Or maybe it’s your geographic location? I used to bombarded by right wing ads in Florida, now in a blue state it’s “mysteriously” less of a problem. Sarcasm quotes on mysteriously
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Jax Karma @jaxkarma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Religion is a contract with a deity. So the religion in my world is literally a contract with a magic sky boss.
"I am the son of the Magic Sky Boss, who made the earth and all creatures in it the domain of man to do with as men please, while supplies last, and void in some jurisdictions."
"Amen. "
"But behold! I am now the Eternally Impaled. As long as I remain impaled thusly, and my laws against sin
obeyed, all things on the earth and in the sea are in man's ownership and dominion, unless otherwise stated in clause b paragraph 4 of the soon to be drawn up and notarized subcontract of Magic Sky Boss's corporation of saints and angels, et al."
"Amen"
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