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Jax

@jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social
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Slightly demented, possibly psychotic, left wing dog loving Zombie fan. Loves Cake, hates conspiracy theories and long walks in the woods (might enjoy the walks more if I wasn't dragging a body and carrying a spade) Say hello I'm actually rather nice. 😁

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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Well it's been awhile. Thought I'd pop my head over the barricades to see if the world was still a shit show, unfortunately it is. There's still hope however, even Dictators can't live forever.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Reform’s “freedom” is a Freedom from the “burden” of the NHS and the welfare state. Free from trade unions, collective bargaining, and health and safety regulation. Freedom to be worked to death and suffer from industrial disease. Can’t work? Can’t afford healthcare? Die quietly in a workhouse.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
So Andrew has been stripped of all Titles. Good. But let us not forget there are other victims and potentially hundreds of abusers. We should be demanding names now, not asking or guessing but Demanding. We need to see everybody punished.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I have no problem with the fact that I often talk to myself ......It's the fact that I pay no attention to myself that bothers me.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Well it's been a hot minute since I was last on here, Life and all of its shit storms got in the way. Anyway I finally found a minute to look around and I see that the world is still on Fire and it's pretty much raining shit on everybody. Time to remind ourselves to keep fighting eh.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Come on Bluesky, first we get hammered by the Porn Bots and now it's the "discrete std testing" Bots. If I kept all those accounts on here and died suspiciously, the Police would be convinced I was using online hookers and had a Dose of Syphillis.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Come on, who'd pay good money to watch this on pay per view. I would.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
This.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Oh this shitshow is sooo soooo amusing. Give us more.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Sorry to be a negative nelly, but, I don't accept DMs guys. Unless I personally know you or invite you to message me then your message will go to my inbox to die. Apologies but experience has taught me it's the best thing to do. 😊
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Liverpool. A car rams into a huge crowd, injuring many people, and the crowd runs towards the perpetrator to stop them. Nowhere else would do that. I'm so proud of my city ♥️
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Its said we learn from our mistakes, if thats true i must be a bloody genius by now.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
JaxHellzCherub enterprises have introduced the 2025 upgrade to the Jax doll. Along with apps such as kindness, caring and humour, it now has the total honesty App. Press the button and you will hear exactly what the Jax doll is thinking. Use carefully 😉
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DMC ❌👑🐸 @dcombes.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
A good friend will be there to calm you down when you are mad, but a best friend will be holding a shovel asking"Do you think the hole is deep enough?"
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Regrets are simply the brains way of saying, oooooooohhhhhh didn't you fuck up.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
If lying was an olympic event i know a few people who would win gold. Most of them are politicians.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Friendships are very much like flower gardens. You nurture them, you care for them, but no matter how hard you work that garden the odd weed always pops up.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
For Sale One female, slightly used, one or two dints and a little rusty, fairly decent condition considering age. Classic model, large chassis and headlights.Motor requires a little fine tuning but can hit 0-pissed off in ten seconds flat. runs efficiently on vodka. Overall low maintenance.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
In summation, Global politics right now.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
There are some people i would just love to see tap-dancing in a minefield.😁
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a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a flag
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a flag
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
A real man makes me feel like I'm the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible woman alive. No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of vodka.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Sarcasm is the brain's defence mechanism against stupid people.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I'm thinking of running away and joining the circus with the amount of Clowns i have dealt with over the years i figure i have the experience needed.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
We had Corbyn and the Labour party set fire to itself just to get rid of him. The issues with the Labour party have been growing for decades now, it's all middle class, managerial. It stopped being grass roots many years ago. We need something new. Not Farage ever.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Employers don’t gift us fair pay out of kindness, and the Government, whatever its colour, won’t deliver justice for working people unless they are forced to. We’ll get it the way we’ve always got it by taking action, and fighting back. Every gain we’ve made was won through struggle.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Okay yet another post I shouldn't have to write but here we are. Considering what occurred in the UK recently I need to state very strongly, I will not tolerate any Trans phobia I do not want to hear the weak slimy prattle from Terfs. Anybody who objects to this can kiss my fat wobbly Arse.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Well I woke up this morning and the world's still spinning, so that's good. In other news parts of the world are still on fire, the dictators of many countries are still being Twatty. The Tangerine shit Gibbon is still blathering as his his Ketamine fueled rocket monkey Anal Musk. Sucks, Yeah.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
😂😂
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I knew today that the world has completely turned to crap when my sweet 87 year old Mother said " the problem is we don't protest enough, the young ones need to start a revolution" Time to Carpe Diem.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Well it's been a hot minute since I've been on here. We've been struggling here in the UK what with the Red Tories slamming us back into Victorian poverty, health care and slum dwellings. Starmer and Reeves are now up there in my top ten of Twatty people who have power. Fuck them all.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Courtesy of my friend Alan. Made me chuckle.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Trump The world is shaken and stunned by his erratic dictatorial behaviours, shock and awe. He's busy dismantling the US government, destabilising the world economy, creating enemies, starting fires. We have to worry what his end game is, Because He won't care what he has to burn down to get it.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
And yet so many do. Worlds gone mad.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Oh and while I'm on a rant, Measles, fucking Measles. I'm old enough to remember being hospitalised they made me that sick. Vaccines people, Vaccines, They work and we use them them for a reason. Fuck me sideways it's like the worlds IQ has dropped 20 points. Oh seems I also swear a lot more now.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Haven't been very active the past week mostly because, well life. From what I've seen and heard things are still royally fuc*ed up. Honestly it's like every time I blink another crap storm rolls downhill. Isn't it about time for God to get out the Smiting stick and smite some Souls back to Hell.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Forgot to add, pissed off Canada, Greenland, Mexico, Ukraine and all of Europe. Can't wait for the next F**king installment.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
So Anal Musk and his teenyboppers have access to everybody's everything. Drump wants to turn Gaza into some prime retail space which will be guarded by the US Military. The Jordanians and Egyptians are supposed to just suck it up and the Palestinians can go fuck themselves. Am I right so far.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Something every child should be taught.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
If Trumps Tariffs were a Football game he's just scored his first own goal, and the Canadians punted the ball down the field with a big F**k you to his captain Musk, you can shove that order for Skylink up your blubbery Arse. Well played Canada.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
You've gotta love Bernie.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
If this is True it's Fu**ing Horrendous.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Works for me
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Ketamine Fuelled Rocket Monkey. Okay, that's my favourite description of Elon today.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Oh this made me laugh so much.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Well Fuck Me. Did I just watch Elon perform a Nazi Salute or has the internet finally fried my Brain.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
This. This says everything we need to know about politicians.
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Jax @jaxhellzcherub.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Couldn't agree more
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