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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm not one to advocate violence or anything, but if one monkey had two hundred billion bananas and wasn't sharing them, then all the other monkeys would beat that hoarder to death and redistribute their bananas equally among all of them. Or at least fling fecal matter in their general direction.

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Hey, look at this! One of my friends is involved in a new TV pilot about a neurodivergent frog in a library! Go give it your money! They've got stretch goals to hit! www.kickstarter.com/projects/lil...

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Lilypad Library: A Brand New Preschool Television Pilot

Help us create the pilot for a low-stimulation puppet series celebrating neurodiversity and kindergarten readiness.

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Raw sewage implies the existence of cooked sewage

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Linen Boo-rrows @thegoblinburrows.gay · 09/07/2026

Stop fucking using Twitter. This is what your supporting. Yes I know, I have friends, even close friends, who use it. Fucking stop. I literally think less of you and am disappointed in you. Have an ounce of self control and find a new place to find your comfort/engagement/whatever.

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

YouTube, please stop showing me your stupid Playables. I'm pretty sure most of it is just soulless AI-infested slop made to cash in. If you make no effort to draw a dinosaur, or whip up a 3D model of some hamburgers, I'll make no effort to click that Play button.

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

This joke also works if you swap out the gardening implement for an immoral pleasure seeker.

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

What do you say to a gardening implement that’s flying a plane and insists on keeping it up in the air? “Land, hoe!”

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

The person who buys pasta to cook it for dinner is the spaghetter. The person that eats said pasta is the spaghetti.

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Stairs were invented in 6000 BC People in 6001 BC: /gamemode c

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

If Jim is short for James why isn't Tim short for Tames

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Hey, remember when video game consoles got *cheaper* the older they got? Hahahahahahahahahahaha good times... Are we great yet???

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I don't think I've ever once scrolled Instagram and felt happy afterwards. I'm convinced that site is designed to make you addicted and depressed. Thanks, Mark Zuckerberg, very cool.

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Camp @campfireharve.st · 11/07/2025

I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven

Header text: "HEY YOU! YES YOU! TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF LINKS!"

This is followed by a couple example urls, with a red square highlighting the sections with source identifiers. The rest of the text is as follows:

Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site. Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity.

When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers.

Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them. Everything after the "?" symbol can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm_source="

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I've been so brain-rotted by YouTube Poops that I now exclusively refer to the video game crash as "The LEGO Island Asshole Massacre of 1983." And who was responsible for releasing E.T. onto the shelves and being the catalyst? George Foreman the intercourse master. (cc. @cs188.bsky.social)

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Here we go again... This Saturday I join the millions of people worldwide saying that the orange ass clown's reign has to stop. If you believe even a little bit in the potential for things to be better, I encourage you to take to the streets and say they should be. #NoKings www.mobilize.us/nokings/

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No Kings March 28th · No Kings on Mobilize

What began in 2025 as a single day of defiance has become a sustained national resistance to tyranny, spreading from small towns to city centers and across every community determined to defend democra...

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

And nothing of value will be lost.

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I guess crying does solve your problems after all. (Still a massive win!! Fuck your AI slop)

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I try to see the best in people. It's just really hard to do so when you're mentioned over 38,000 times in the Epstein files, you assault and rape a 13-year-old girl, you illegally start a war, your mafia kidnaps everyday citizens, you destroy our economy, you threaten our free speech, you...

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

The original post was deleted but Chikn Nuggit is going to be forced into an AI-related project by its owner BuzzFeed against the creator's wishes, so she left the company in protest. GLITCH could buy the franchise and put her back on board. They have money from Digital Circus, it can happen

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

@glitchprod.com has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Louie, I tell you this as a friend, and with the highest amount of respect I can muster: Fuck outta here with that doomer shit. Do you really think this will help anything? These things take months. Years. This still has to make it through the courts. Remember how long it took Disney to get Fox?

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

If you focus only on the worst of humanity, that's all you're ever going to see.

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

How about instead of getting mad at the everyday civilians shopping at these stores, you get mad at the CEOs with those awful mindsets and practices that put you off shopping there?

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I don't know if this is going to be a hot take or not, but where I choose to spend my money is not a political statement. I may simply shop there because they're close by and they have stuff I like for cheap.

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Those few days of warm weather were nice while it lasted. Now it’s back into the polar vortex. Thanks a lot, Punxsutawney Phil. Very cool. Quite literally.

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

What do you imagine the scene is like in schools when they're teaching kids that watch those brainrot videos? "Okay kids, let's count to 8. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven--" All of the kids erupt at once: "SIX SEVEN! SIX SEVEN! SIX SEVEN!" And the teacher regrets their job choices.

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

You need to be really careful counting to 7 or higher nowadays. You never know who could be around and be tempted to make a stupid joke that wasn't even funny in the first place.

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

@darby3.chickenwing-gingerbreadman.xyz Here's another one for your "AI Sucks, Actually" page...

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Screw Valentine’s Day. The real holiday is tomorrow. All the candy is half off!

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

The temperature is rising. The snow is melting. The trees are starting to come into bloom. Life is starting to feel like life again. So why do some places in my neighborhood still have their Christmas lights up?

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Alright which one of you found this alternate-timeline version of me

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Hey John, how many papas have you pizza’d?

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

A simple wooden stick. So often overlooked. But within it holds the power to turn imagination, thoughts and dreams into reality. The power to make the impossible possible. The power to create worlds. The best part? It's so lightweight, anyone can pick it up and use it.

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

In short, to paraphrase the good Dr. Seuss... The time has come. The time is now. Just go. Go. GO! I don't care how. You can go by foot. You can go by cow. Donald J. Trump, will you please go now!

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

True everyday heroes on our streets do not hide their identities behind masks. Domestic terrorists do. This wannabe king and his thinly-veiled Gestapo are a disgrace to our democracy and a direct threat to our future and freedom. Impeach him now. Abolish ICE. This madness cannot go on.

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Have you no heart? Have you no mind? Have you no love anywhere left in your soul? Have you not bore witness to your own folly? Have you not seen the abductions of citizens? Have you not heard the gunshots in Minnesota, or the tears of the families left behind, weeping for lives taken far too soon?

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Shame should hang like a noose on all who voted for this orange ass clown, and all who have supported him throughout this term. We warned you that this would happen. We gave you every chance to redeem yourselves. Yet you still chose a convicted rapist pedophile over a woman.

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

You're choosing killing over compassion. Genocide over generosity. Murder over mercy. Eugenics over empathy. Hatred over honesty. Racism over respect. You are the reason the rest of the world is shaking their heads in disbelief at this country and saying, "Good grief, what happened to you?"

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

If you support the current actions of the U.S. dictatorship and the domestic terrorists that call themselves Immigration and Customs Enforcement, kindly fuck off and never speak to me again. This is no longer a difference in political ideology. This is a difference in MORAL ideology.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

At this point, I can see them splitting off Nickelodeon into its own entity entirely, or selling it to someone else for pennies, because it's clear at this point David Ellison doesn't care about the kids. Then all the SpongeBob and PAW Patrol money will go over there and he'll realize he's fucked.

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Tonight on a very special episode of "David Ellison and His Fruitless Attempts to Tempt Warner Bros. Away from Netflix is the Reason Why Paramount and Nickelodeon Cannot Have Nice Things:"

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Toon Brains @cartoonbrains.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

no matter how bad your art is, you're still a better artist than someone who uses AI. They're literally nothing

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Color Printer @colorprinter.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

no, the discord survey was not a phishing scam, it didn't even ask for your credentials or anything. calm the hell down

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

I work at a Dairy Queen. You'd be surprised at the amount of people that come in and ask for Flurries instead of Blizzards. I tell them, "If you want a Flurry, you go to McDonald's." Technically, our Blizzards came out first. By like a decade. THEY'RE ripping US off. I demand royalties, Ronald

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Sir Jaximus @jaxh.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Alright, the clock's ticked over, it's 2026 now. Time for Ryan Seacrest to go back into his cave until next year. Right next to Mariah Carey.

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