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i took a selfie the day after the tragic incident. ... still had some bruising there.

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..... Oh yeah that's- Wait what, just because you're green? You look nothing like Shrek!

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You buttering up stairs to hurt a poor innocent shark that has never done anything wrong in her life.

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And we have our amazing witness.. Uh. .... I'm so sorry what was your name again?

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What? Why can't you attend the trial? Cuz you're a turtle?

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Well we also have that incident with you buttering the stairs and making me fall down several flights.

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Ah so you're saying you refuse to provide evidence. If you can't provide evidence you have to admit you were lying.

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Do you have any proof that you have ever had a baby.

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I don't have any skeletons in my closet.

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What other reason could there be for lying about me eating babies. Do you.. Do you even have a baby-

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Yeah but you're the one that started it.

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Phoenix Wright? I'm not rich, man. He is so out of my league.

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Your words are now being spread by a megacorp so I think that box is checked.

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Yeah and Supergirl is my lawyer. Right, Supergirl??

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You're gonna have to prove that in court, Carol.

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Alright now I'm sueing Lexcorp, too. We're about to make Coyote VS Acme a real thing.

.. Okay I don't know any other movie anologies.. .... This is like trying to make a shark stop eating fish.

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.. Okay have you seen the movie Finding Nemo?

Thank you Supergirl, I know I can count on you.

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He's the bad guy from Transformers.

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Yes Supergirl you can be my lawyer. Definitely not because I didn't think this through and I don't know any actual lawyers.

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Because eating fish is normal and you're taking this too personally. .... I'm not used to being the reasonable one, stop putting me in this position. This is like making Megatron an autobot.

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If you're gonna help circulate the baby eating slander, then yes

Uhhhh, no. Unless you wanna be like, a witness or something Do you wanna be a witness?

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NO I AM NOT. Are there any good lawyers cuz I'm boutta sue for slander.

𝙍𝙄𝙋𝙅𝘼𝙒𝙕 @jawzzoflife.bsky.social · 18h

WHERE DID THIS BABY EATING THING COME FROM

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𝙍𝙄𝙋𝙅𝘼𝙒𝙕 @jawzzoflife.bsky.social · 18h

i should be like a fish monster or something for halloween. fins, claws. tail. angler fish lure.

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𝙍𝙄𝙋𝙅𝘼𝙒𝙕 @jawzzoflife.bsky.social · 19h

Yeah but you could still say good afternoon.

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okay prove it, the burden of proof is on you.

Yeah, I can breathe underwater and bite through metal. Also a little stronger and more durable over all. Oh, and I have rubber bones. Sort of. So that adds to durability I think.

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MY MOUTH ISN'T EVEN BIG ENOUGH TO DO THAT

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