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Gabor Javorszky

@javorszky.rocks
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Meatspace occupier, software engineer, LEGO put-together-er, amateur woodworker who still has all his fingers. He/him

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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 13/10/2026
an animatronic bird that can be bought is not worth having
screenshot from Daredevil, the TV series. In the picture Kingpin is in the gallery where he meets Vanessa for the first time. She asks whether he's going to buy the whole gallery so she would go out with him, and Kingpin answers: "A woman that can be bought is not worth having"
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 22/09/2026
The shamwow telesales guy on TV holding up the yellow tag that will absorb all the liquids. The catch phrase was "but wait, there's more!"
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 06/07/2026
So this happened on Saturday. Ran a 15k #toughmudder. My running shoes are destroyed. So are my knees 😅 But felt amazing!
Photo of a happy and proud me holding a tough mudder brown 5+ band and the 15k medal while being absolutely covered in mud.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 09/06/2026
The tip of my index finger to scale.
Same snail, with the tip of my index finger just behind it. The entire snail could comfortably fit onto the tip of my finger with room to spare. It's maybe a centimeter end to end.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 09/06/2026
A snail I noticed on my walk home.
A snail with a light beige body and a shell making its way across a pavement.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 11/05/2026
Freshly opened jar of whey isolate! I am blessed!
The scoop is on top of the whey isolate powder. I do not need to dig!
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 08/05/2026
restore the attached photograph. Apologies for the photo's content, I know it's extremely strange! No questions, no explanatory text, just the restored image, please!
Following the prompt with no photo uploaded, Gemini created this gem: a dense, lush forest, with a fallen tree trunk about 2 feet diameter, on it sit two people, straddling. They face each other. Both of them are wearing really elaborate bird suits with individual feathers visible. Their legs are normal human trousers and they're both wearing leather boots for humans. The guy on the left is wearing a dark iridescent bird suit, looks like an eagle or a crow, his hat is the bird's head and hooked beak, like a bird of prey. His hands are free, you can see his human fingers. The guy on the right is wearing a white spotted owl costume, his hands look like the paws of a snow leopard. Absolutely glorious!
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 05/05/2026
I know these are journalistic garbage, but who is urging these people / institutions? Where are the notices urging us? Why didn't I get one directly, instead of having to find out from some publication?
Screenshot of article link from Google feed: "DWP urged to reduce benefits payments for 600000 claimants in crackdown"Screenshot of article tile from Google feed: "Gardeners urged to scatter chilli powder in garden in May"
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 03/04/2026
I had a slice of this. It was AMAZING!
A tiramisu cake in the display of a patisserie in a mall in Kaunas, Lithuania.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 02/04/2026
On the same theme as Garfield minus Garfield, introducing Coke minus Coke
A slender 330ml can of Coca Cola with black background and gold lettering promising three features of this new look: zero caffeine, zero sugar, zero calories. They removed the coke from the coke.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 02/04/2026
Biblically accurate lamp post
Photo of a lamp post at an intersection in Kaunas, Lithuania. There are 11 or so cameras looking in all directions.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 22/03/2026
1/60 shutter speed. Every line is finally visible.
Same train information LED panel at 1/60 shutter speed and ISO 50. All LEDs are fully visible at this speed, but the information is hard to read as the image is over exposed.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 22/03/2026
1/80 shutter speed, iso 50
Same train station LED information panel at 1/80 shutter speed. Most lines are visible, parts are still missing here and there. The video preview of the phone's display was flickering.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 22/03/2026
Same at 1/100 iso 50, banding is still there
Train station platform information LED panel at 1/100 shutter speed. The sky is over exposed, the info is readable, but multiple lines are still missing.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 22/03/2026
LED panels Vs shutter speed
An LED display at Bicester village train station. Only the bottom two rows of lights are visible in the picture as the rolling update of the panel takes longer than the shutter speed of the phone's camera.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 07/03/2026
Absolutely no notes, 10/10 execution
prompt was "draw the world's most perfect croissant", and the response was just the opening parenthesis sign: (, with an arrow pointing at it: there she is. Immaculate result
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 03/03/2026
I'm an office worker! Oh yeah, where do you work? In the
Photo of an office building at Old Street tube station in London, UK. There's a huge sign in stencil font that says "white collar factory"
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 25/02/2026
What do y'all think about this hinge design with the handle on the bedside table in the hotel room I'm staying in? ☺️
Photo of a bedside lamp that has both a traditional lightbulb shaped light source in the centre, and a spotlight on a hinge just under it. There is a handle that helps with aiming the spotlight so you don't need to touch the hot housing of the spotlight if the light has been on for a bit. 

Also, probably unrelated, there's a burn mark on the inside of the lamp shade in the same plane the spotlight would move on its hinge.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 09/02/2026
Hey internet! Look at this shape!
An orange cat, Ronnie, peacefully sleeping in a cardboard box just slightly bigger than he is. He folded himself into that box, fully contained. The box is somewhat bending on one side sliding to Ronnie being big boned.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 01/01/2026
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet.
My cat, Kitty, as a well formed ball sleeping on the edge of a corduroy bean bag.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 01/12/2025
Not ours but he does come around. Decided the shredded cheese was irresistible so he jumped up and ate it. We did not want him to 😂
An orange cat on the kitchen counter eating shredded cheese off of a plate that we wanted to use for some food.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 01/12/2025
This gremlin has complete disregard of personal space and thus will drink your water if you leave it unattended. 😂 Happy birthday! 🎂🎈🎉🎁
A grey house cat with white belly and socks drinking water out of a cup on the dining table.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 08/11/2025
Moose man!
Sign in Heathrow airport Terminal three guiding passengers to arrivals and ultimately exit. The second step is the flight connections area which is a pictogram of a stick figure walking while holding a suitcase, a landing plane icon to the right of its head and a plane taking off on the left of its head. The two planes look like the stick figure has antlers. Moose man!
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 30/10/2025
But...
screenshot of the price of the domain. It's $51.64 a year for the first year, but it renews at $2060.25 thereafter. It's... a lot
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 30/10/2025
Yes
screenshot of the price of a domain I'm interested in. It says $51.64 / year. However, there's a catch... see the next post by me
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 10/10/2025
Attending and taking a lot of notes at @webdevconf.com . Also come and say hi. Usually found in the last row. 🙂
Photo of my lanyard, laptop, and the stage in the distance.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 10/10/2025
And on today's episode of "needlessly gendered," this bin in a toilet... This is at a motorway services on the M4 west.
Photo of a toilet and a sanitary bin next to it in a toilet cubicle. There's text on the sanitary bin, apparently it's designed for men.Close up photo of the top of a sanitary bin in a toilet cubicle. The text says "discreet, dignified, disposal, designed for men."
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 14/08/2025
no
Illustration of a water bottle spraying water with the word "No" in bright red indicating that it's a punishment for bad behaviour. It's usually used on pets. Here it's used lovingly on the human.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 23/04/2025
nice!
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 24/02/2025
Is... Is Aston Martin dead?
News headline about Formula 1, the race, specifically team Aston Martin. Featured image is their F1 car. The title reads "Aston Martin in 'better place' as they launch 2025 F1 car says Fernando Alonso."
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 18/02/2025
When I say the cost of dealing with any of the others, I mean this happens after I download the file and push the first button (open). Figuring out how to bypass that is not something I'm willing to do. 🙂 Even if it's go into settings, so stuff there, etc.
Screenshot of Firefox telling me it won't allow opening the APK file of f droid.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 11/02/2025
you could base64 encode both of them to see that there is a difference 🤔 or hexdump -vx like this You can also tweak what gets displayed by passing a different flag than -x. See its manual with man hexdump 🙂
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 20/01/2025
I immediately thought of this 😂
photo of a doctor's note with the caption "This one is a shame to the medical profession. Such unprofessional handwriting."

The handwriting is actually beautiful, really legible, flowing cursive, something you would find in finely decorated ceremonial manuscripts.

Doctors usually have unreadable squiggles, and this goes against everything society knows about their handwriting.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 16/01/2025
Yeah, I would say so 😎
Screenshot of the app called trainerize. It celebrates 4 new personal bests: lateral machine reverse grip exercise had a new 10 rep max of 70kg, up 7kg from previous, and a new max volume of all sets: up 12.9%. Half kneeling lateral pulldown has a new max volume increase of 0.66%. And lastly, seated machine ab crunch machine exercise has a new max weight of 65kg, up 2.5kg from previous.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 13/01/2025
Woo hoo, absolutely totally not a bot... I would block either way, but ugh...
Notification from bluesky that apparently Elon musk, lowercase m, followed me.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 07/01/2025
Picture of a bird mid flight with its wings hugging its body. Caption says "this bird keeps itself in the air by sheer force of anger alone"
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 11/12/2024
I can afford a Ferrari
Screenshot of an instagram ad I got. It's the Ferrari Roma, a £180,000 car when new. The ad takes me to the preowned ferrari site, where I can't check the price because the site keeps throwing an error when trying to view specific models.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 08/12/2024
I'm a Spiderman -verse movies orchestral concert. There's the orchestra, conductor, a rock band who worked on the original film score, a DJ, who also worked on the original film score, and a Daniel Pemberton casually playing guitars among other things. Guy in yellow is him. An unexpected surprise!
Photo of orchestra, screen with Spiderman movie, and Daniel Pemberton in yellow on stage.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 01/12/2024
My gray cat having a nap balled up on the bed.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 28/11/2024
meme in the style of 40s propaganda posters. Guy sitting at a table with basic shapes on his plate: cone, tetrahedron, octogonal cylinder. He's being handed a non-orientable Klein bottle. Caption reads: No! A responsible adult says no to non-orientable shapes.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 22/11/2024
She's turned 11 a little while ago. Still likes to shred my hands with her bean blades, though she's been sleeping more.
My cat sleeping on my jumper on my bed, but decided to peek at me taking a photo of her.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 14/11/2024
illustration of a spray bottle being used with the word "NO" overlaid implying a way to discourage someone (usually cats) to continue doing something they shouldn't be doing
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 24/10/2024
Let's Remember Some Cars Peugeot 206, my first car ever, 3 door, white version (not pictured). Now you know the answer to one of my security questions*. Fun car, just the right size, exceptionally shitty gearbox, didn't go fast, or accelerate at all, but I thought it was cool.
Grey 5 door Peugeot 206.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 20/09/2024
Heck yes early adopter!
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 15/01/2024
Her name is Kitty
Grey shorthaired domestic cat exposing her belly while lying on the ground in front of her bassinetGrey shorthaired domestic cat with huge pupils fixating on something while lying in a red collapsible tube
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 27/08/2023
Meeting in the White House later today...
Meme of President Biden standing in front of a blank whiteboard with a sharpie in hand. The whiteboard has the notification from CNBC pasted on it saying "Starbucks adds third pumpkin drink to its fall menu"
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 24/08/2023
Look at this hoagie I made for lunch!
Picture of a 12 inch demi baguette with emmental cheese melted on it, turkey meatballs, salsa, red onions, San Marzano tomatoes on a black plate. Laptop in the background
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 18/07/2023
My car contemplates life and wrote a philosophy book.
Grey domestic shorthair cat with white fur on her belly lying on her back on a black entrance rug near the door, her eyes open, clearly conscious, staring into nothingness contemplatively.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 16/07/2023
Right, finally finished reading Culture Warlords by Talia Lavin on the flight back to the UK. It's highly recommended and very much needed. Go read it.
The book Culture Warlords is sitting in my lap while I'm still in my seat on the plane.
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Gabor Javorszky @javorszky.rocks · 12/07/2023
reskeet with a banger picture of you
myself standing in an elevator in full motorcycle gear
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