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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BRO the caster got on the stream after we won and said "these kids are getting the ban hammer get out of my tournament" im fuckin crying 😭😭
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
shopping spree #21 was w eats @javaspl.bsky.social - #1 sword on sq 👀 @pubertspl.bsky.social - dad lowk gonna fry them @dislikestarz.bsky.social - welcome to .96 brother @turple.bsky.social - i like this gun 0 games dropped (when no one dced) ggs to all
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the highest skill thing a dynamo player can do is pick another gun.
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
like +190
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
okay elo slingshot is #loaded im boutta go +300 this 8pm rota
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yo mb gang
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yo dw i got this
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on @commatosu.bsky.social’s SOUL i’m getting at least 2600 jp this season
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
trump administration gonna pull up and play liter 52 ntri cblast
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
👀 more on the way
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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ALT: Teddy Bear's Big Hug
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#compsplatoon
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a second, a moment, forever, ephemerallllllll
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i think inkline bow > rapid here but that basically just makes it the tkf comp but w mint
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
word
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
thinking abt it again
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
>get on x rank >win 1 game, playing well, >next game dc 5 seconds in >change to hotspot, q again >dc on match start, 10 min ban ahh gottem ggs
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
fly high
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
on @dislikestarz.bsky.social soul we’re getting an s3 update in the direct tmrw
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
upon further review cblast needs to be like 4 tiers higher
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
holy fuck the startup and velocity buffs would actually change my life
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
damn bro i hope you have a quick recovery
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i feel a deep seated admiration for you bro we were putting belt to ass
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i love my team 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
LIVE 🌠 CORAL CLASH W/ HEAVENSENT #TAPIN
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Coral Clash High Tide w/ HEAVENSENT | Streaming splatoon 3.
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
broooo we need scrim partner d3 or higher
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
BRO i literally think it does need nerfs 😭😭😭😭 just not as many as dynamo or cblast
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
yes bro but you cant nerf it into having losing matchups without gutting it you have to buff other stuff
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
yea it needs ink eff nerf (and mayb wall hp but im talking abt mains only here) agree but otherwise imo the only good way to fix the dominance it has rn is to buff more checks
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
yea bc the way to fix gal is to buff things that are strong into it unless you make the gun genuinely unplayable (which i dont think it needs) it will always be good if it doesnt have checks
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
youll understand one day
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
when they pop ink vac
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it’s not that it’s top tier broken its that it’s too easy for how strong/oppressive it is to like half the weapons in the game and unlike .52/.96 where i think is due to lack of strong checks with dynamo i think its stats are too high. i see no healthy metagame where dynamo is above mid tier.
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
not ordered, if a wep is in multiple tiers it means i could see either route being fine for the game (ie bucket doesn’t need buffs but it also doesn’t really need to be 220p)
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
how to fix the game
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
happy birthday goat
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
genuinely pulling up to s rank series w a 4stack of random mid levels
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
ur actually a generational poster
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
fighting liter carry and random maps gives us rm scorch and crableg zones ggs go next
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
TST w/ HEAVENSENT #TAPIN
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java_spl - Live on Twitch
JUDGEMENT DAY | Streaming splatoon 3.
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
gold bracket, 0 games dropped, every match KO, #TAPIN
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
www.twitch.tv/java_spl they let me play a d5 cap lol
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w smurfs | Streaming splatoon 3.
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
LMFAOOOO?????
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i wasn’t playing comp for that so i only have what other ppl say abt it, i think there is an argument to be made that at least some of the mpu abusers (cds, bamboo, nozzlenose) at least have a somewhat high skill ceiling, but i can only say maybe bc i wasn’t there lol
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
w
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the worst part is that WE SAW THE SAME THING HAPPEN AT THE END OF S2!! they nerfed every strong option letting 52 stat diff everything, charas said it countless times and yet STILL twt/bsky has been filled with morons begging to nerf every top tier without even considering what gameplay they promote
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
obviously this is almost entirely nintendos fault for being inattentive to game balance but man i can’t help but remember the community sentiment over those guns and the complete lack of any critical thinking besides “strong thing bad, braindead” when it was so clear that they were good for the game
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i get midline meta was going on forever and ppl were getting tired of it but there was seriously a time when the hard meta comp was shit like sblast decav pen dualie like holy fuck every single one of those options was higher skill expression AND way more enjoyable to face then what we have now
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Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i mean seriously man think about everything that 11.0 brought to the meta -pre-nerf heavy -cblast -52 -dynamo -ntri ( less problematic but still fits) and consider what was already strong but became overwhelming due to a lack of proper checks -96 -liter -bow (paint spam/stall in general tbh)
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