Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026BRO the caster got on the stream after we won and said "these kids are getting the ban hammer get out of my tournament" im fuckin crying 😭😭 151
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026shopping spree #21 was w eats @javaspl.bsky.social - #1 sword on sq 👀 @pubertspl.bsky.social - dad lowk gonna fry them @dislikestarz.bsky.social - welcome to .96 brother @turple.bsky.social - i like this gun 0 games dropped (when no one dced) ggs to all 064
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the highest skill thing a dynamo player can do is pick another gun. 090
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026okay elo slingshot is #loaded im boutta go +300 this 8pm rota 110
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026on @commatosu.bsky.social’s SOUL i’m getting at least 2600 jp this season 160
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026trump administration gonna pull up and play liter 52 ntri cblast 2102
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comTeddy Bear's Big HugALT: Teddy Bear's Big Hug 010
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i think inkline bow > rapid here but that basically just makes it the tkf comp but w mint 100
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026>get on x rank >win 1 game, playing well, >next game dc 5 seconds in >change to hotspot, q again >dc on match start, 10 min ban ahh gottem ggs 061
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026on @dislikestarz.bsky.social soul we’re getting an s3 update in the direct tmrw 120
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026holy fuck the startup and velocity buffs would actually change my life 000
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i feel a deep seated admiration for you bro we were putting belt to ass 010
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026LIVE 🌠 CORAL CLASH W/ HEAVENSENT #TAPINtwitch.tvjava_spl - Live on TwitchCoral Clash High Tide w/ HEAVENSENT | Streaming splatoon 3. 000
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026BRO i literally think it does need nerfs 😭😭😭😭 just not as many as dynamo or cblast 000
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026yes bro but you cant nerf it into having losing matchups without gutting it you have to buff other stuff 100
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026yea it needs ink eff nerf (and mayb wall hp but im talking abt mains only here) agree but otherwise imo the only good way to fix the dominance it has rn is to buff more checks 000
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026yea bc the way to fix gal is to buff things that are strong into it unless you make the gun genuinely unplayable (which i dont think it needs) it will always be good if it doesnt have checks 100
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026it’s not that it’s top tier broken its that it’s too easy for how strong/oppressive it is to like half the weapons in the game and unlike .52/.96 where i think is due to lack of strong checks with dynamo i think its stats are too high. i see no healthy metagame where dynamo is above mid tier. 000
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026not ordered, if a wep is in multiple tiers it means i could see either route being fine for the game (ie bucket doesn’t need buffs but it also doesn’t really need to be 220p) 010
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026genuinely pulling up to s rank series w a 4stack of random mid levels 070
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026fighting liter carry and random maps gives us rm scorch and crableg zones ggs go next 021
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026TST w/ HEAVENSENT #TAPINtwitch.tvjava_spl - Live on TwitchJUDGEMENT DAY | Streaming splatoon 3. 030
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026www.twitch.tv/java_spl they let me play a d5 cap loltwitch.tvjava_spl - Live on Twitchw smurfs | Streaming splatoon 3. 031
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026i wasn’t playing comp for that so i only have what other ppl say abt it, i think there is an argument to be made that at least some of the mpu abusers (cds, bamboo, nozzlenose) at least have a somewhat high skill ceiling, but i can only say maybe bc i wasn’t there lol 020
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026the worst part is that WE SAW THE SAME THING HAPPEN AT THE END OF S2!! they nerfed every strong option letting 52 stat diff everything, charas said it countless times and yet STILL twt/bsky has been filled with morons begging to nerf every top tier without even considering what gameplay they promote 041
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026obviously this is almost entirely nintendos fault for being inattentive to game balance but man i can’t help but remember the community sentiment over those guns and the complete lack of any critical thinking besides “strong thing bad, braindead” when it was so clear that they were good for the game 140
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026i get midline meta was going on forever and ppl were getting tired of it but there was seriously a time when the hard meta comp was shit like sblast decav pen dualie like holy fuck every single one of those options was higher skill expression AND way more enjoyable to face then what we have now 120
Java @javaspl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026i mean seriously man think about everything that 11.0 brought to the meta -pre-nerf heavy -cblast -52 -dynamo -ntri ( less problematic but still fits) and consider what was already strong but became overwhelming due to a lack of proper checks -96 -liter -bow (paint spam/stall in general tbh) 240