Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I was feeling crispy after treatment and, to cheer me up, Jess picked through the last of the tomatoes and brought over the ones that looked like either bums or cocks. I want this for all of you but you can’t have her. 020
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Foolish salad, now bitterly regretting the way it treated soup in spring. 011
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Incredible step forward in the charmless-charm scene. Dare to dream, lads. 000
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I wore my black clothing belligerently through the hottest summer on record but this has torn it. I’m wearing gaudy colours now, you dizzy pricks. 110
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The person who said ‘sure, you can do your funny dance but maybe wear some bells so people who are not keen can keep clear?’ may never know how badly their well intentioned plan backfired. 000
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Cinnamon, improper in summer, returns to us in Autumn. Welcome back, cool weather friend, you have been missed. 020
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026There are people posting that you should maybe not wear a helmet when riding a bike. Don’t look directly at their posts, you can only safely look at them in the reflection of your shield. 010
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 23/08/2026If you listen keenly, in the early hours of the morning, you can just hear your coats and jumpers starting to wake from their long, summery hibernation. 030
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I spoke to an academic recently and they said that a lot of them were spending a lot of time talking to ai because they don’t have time to talk to other academics. A gorgeous blend of funny and sad. 100
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Whole thing is risible but the fact that he’s called Nigel Biggar has fully flipped my pancake. 010
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 19/08/2026No idea if this new mRNA vax for melanoma might eventually help my ward but I’m having a quiet moment to think of the patients who are eligible for this. You don’t dare even dream of news like this. Just incredible work by the Moderna and Merck team. 000
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Listen to the chat and get the record, very good, do it now! 010
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The fall of raybans will be taught in business schools like a fable. Absolute Icarus scenario. 140
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Regardless of your enjoyment of the film, we all owe a significant debt of gratitude to the Odyssey for being a lightning rod for the worst takes imaginable during a tryingly hot period of weather. 230
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Then, on the second day, I confronted my lecturer: ‘I like getting into the history of the words as much as the next guy but when are we gonna start properly learning about cool bugs?’ 100
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Ok, the big trick horse was way cool but my main takeaway is how key that basketball with a face was to the original movie. 000
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 16/07/2026For those of you who enjoy mysteries: a small, crystal hedgehog has arrived at our house. No one is claiming to have ordered it. 200
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The brief here was to accurately render the scene where Alev was playing her new record, with all of the musicians, at a after hours gig on the Event Horizon when entirely coincidentally, in a separate part of the ship, they decided to test out the gravity drive. 021
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Not the most egregious example of wasteful corporate greed but we absolutely should not be allowing companies that sell bags to also sell clothing with pockets. 000
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Went into a supermarket again, emotional. Zoned out for some time in the soup isle. Their perfectly uniform design means the top of one grips the bottom of the one above, potentially allowing them to form a vast wall of lunch possibilities, securely towering above me. 000
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It’s true that London men cry when they have to take off their watch to leave their home and brave the burning badlands of zone 2. 110
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Cracked it: A T-shirt that has a flap of material down the middle of the front that you can button or zip to either side so you have two front options, different images or colours. 100
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Alev put an ad in The Wire for our collaboration and spelt my name Jas Smith. This was a wonderful thing for her to do and the typo has just made me enjoy it all the more. Plus, I’ve told her I’m fuming, properly licking the plate clean. 120
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 20/06/2026If you enjoyed projecting your values onto a leader that turned out to be disappointing as much as I did then next week could very well be our week! 030
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Crackin’ news for those of us who enjoy reading about dystopian futures where wealth has accumulated to a small number of despotic psychopaths and who wonder if we might enjoy taking this reading experience to the next level. 000
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 12/06/2026My rejigs of Alev’s record came out yesterday but it’s still out today and at least as good as it was yesterday, go get! alevlenz.bandcamp.com/album/4-in-a...alevlenz.bandcamp.com4 in a Cycle of Thirds (Jas Shaw versions), by Alev Lenz, Jas Shaw12 track album 031
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Out today, also features a brief but harrowing scenario involving salt and pepper shakers. 020
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Do you wish to become haunted by a salad spinner in under an hour? alevlenz.bandcamp.com/album/4-in-a...alevlenz.bandcamp.com4 in a Cycle of Thirds (Jas Shaw versions), by Alev Lenz, Jas Shaw12 track album 040
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Anyone in London wants in on Alev’s Atmos thing at 3, message and I’ll sort list or a code or whatever the venue will let me wangle 000
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 01/06/2026This Sunday, Atmos playback, comfy chairs, some slightly awkward chat afterwards, yes please. 110
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 16/05/2026An edit button is ‘free speech absolutist’ grade foolishness 000
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 10/05/2026What every mother wants is to be celebrated by the ones who love her, on the fourth Sunday of Lent. 100
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Cracked it: internet searches are increasingly just pages of slop so why not message a friend your query? 100
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Sites that disable the back button are telling you that they consider their site a snare and you to be their prey. 330
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 01/05/2026You hate music, musicians and any sound that deviates from what you heard yesterday. But we are here for you. Never more so than today, our special day: Bandcamp Friday! 130
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I went and did spannery drone versions of all the tracks on Alev’s new album. It’s pre-order on bandcamp now. alevlenz.bandcamp.com/album/4-in-a...alevlenz.bandcamp.com4 in a Cycle of Thirds (Jas Shaw versions), by Alev Lenz12 track album 260
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I added enough chocolate to a stew last night to make it brown and lots of honey to a soup just now and I have the vague sense that I might be evolving into the Burial of soups and stews? 110
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 08/04/2026The Strait of Dover is hereby closed to Americans. You’ll have to go around, you pricks. 110
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I hope you all made treat-boxes cause this could happen when the shops are shut 230
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 30/03/2026If any of you lot would like many hundreds of books on Marxism I’ll be boxing them up in Bristol tomorrow and Wednesday. 000
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Hearing about the queue for meningitis vaccine and antibiotics to contain this outbreak. 4-5 hours wait but kids were calm, good humoured, holding stranger’s spots if they need to duck out to get a drink or use the loo. Teenagers properly showing adults how it’s done. 020
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Easy to overlook but so worth dwelling for a warm moment on the Tories doing numbers you might expect for an indy candidate with a jokey name and a silly costume 241
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 27/02/2026A very, very good morning to anyone who defeated Reform and keeps a greyhound. 1100
Jas Shaw @jasshaw.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I have paid for information on my audience and it turns out a majority of fans are time travellers, or live in a time travelling family. So, greetings, it’s bandcamp Friday yesterday, please consider purchasing my music. teethrecs.bandcamp.com/album/betwee...teethrecs.bandcamp.comBetween The Seed And The Timber, by Jas Shaw6 track album 031
