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TeddyB

@jasperrains.bsky.social
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Old hippie✌️ Frequent shitposter. Harley rider. Great cook🍲 🍽 Pet squirrel 🐿 named Claire. Music afficionado. Recovery Coach. 🚫OnlyFans. Should have taken the blue pill 💊 👽🦅🍤🎶🙊🙉🙈🫶 #TaxTheRich #NoMoreRapistPoliticians #NoMoreRacistPoliticians

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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For all my dog owning friends, here the new blog post, "05 Things Every Dog Parent Should Keep In Mind On Halloween, " PLYS Pebbles very own, "05 Favorite Costumes for 2026." Enjoy and share !
pebblesparlor.com
Pebbles’ Top 5 Halloween Costumes (And Five Things Every Dog Parent Should Keep in Mind Before Heading Out)
Halloween is one of those nights that can be ridiculously fun for dogs and families — costumes, kids, neighborhood walks, parties, candy, pictures, and enough strange noises to make even the calmest p...
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jack Black doesn't deserve to be in the same sentence as Geezer Butler or Tom Morello
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not sure what being gay has to do with your sobriety, but congratulations, regardless. Just remember. You don't have to quit drinking. Just don't start today.
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What do you get when you take the rum out of a fruitcake?
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The devils here are far and plenty
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me: "It's cold out today." Also me: Punches me in the face
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"This skin suit feels itchy."
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Move along. Nothing to see here. Senator McConnell is doing great. #GOP #WeekendAtMitchs America should have taken the blue pill. Please save us, #KeanuReeves
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We need a plumber or a dental hygienist, maybe an astronomer, teacher, or a social worker as president. Anything but another privledged filthy rich old white dude. I can't take no more of the greed and hate. Please, America. Please.
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I see so much winning everywhere. Bigly winning. In the Land of Alternative Facts.
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I used to type term papers for weed. 70 WPM came in right handy.
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Protect him at all cost
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Space lasers. When you're the chosen ones.
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The ol' submarine 😆
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I be passin' on the tailgates and burger joints till further notice #WheresTheBeef #Horse #TrumpSteaks are back !!
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Not nearly long enough." #DJT
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The great obsession of every abnormal drinker is that someday, he will be able to control and enjoy his drinking. If enjoying, I am out of control. If trying to control, I obsess about it in misery. Good luck, Mr. Pitt. The doors are always open.
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Cue Radiohead
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That's hot
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
He's building a proper case
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Like the surprise onion ring in the order of fries. The universe dapped you up this morning. Shine on.
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@ninabergst.bsky.social You have the second cutest dog on the planet 🤭 Meet Pebbles lol 🤩
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Reckon I could've started with where I'm from. #Neurodivergent The Tism strikes again !!! MMUUAAAHHAHA
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It's about time for this looney bird to sing some songs for us again Her or Herschel Walker #MAGA
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
💯😂
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Fact
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
She looks how cat piss smells. Fuck you, #SusanCollins , you respectless boot licker.
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
#IAmJimothy
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Rest in peace #Ladybug
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tropical Runtz to be exact
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
They're "Jesus Freckles" in the #MAGA household
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You know what #Trump has become? An absolute bore. Tedious. Vapid. Dull. Monotonous. #DonaldJTrump is a colossal bore.
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
💩
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
#MAGA
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I just saw Mitch McConnell at Food Lion #GOP #WheresWaldo
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
They'll put the special in that special sauce
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
IBS has entered the chat
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The ghost of Billy Graham has entered the chat
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
No Quarter and the Lemon Song are both top 10 !!!
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
this guy is the co-founder of Airbnb
Joe Gebbia
@jgebbia
👇
John Birch Society
@The_JBS • Jun 30
Your taxes are paying for an Illegal Alien with an Anchor
Baby to live in the starter home your American kids can't
afford.
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Rage against the machine, BillThePony.
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Game knows game. Love it
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
#Trump on #MtRushmore Shitty idea
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Thanks for sharing
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
When you're not man enough to show your face, there's always #MAGA for you. Little bitch men. The smallest of men.
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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy like a #MAGA dude from #PatriotFront. So happy they hide their faces. So happy they smear their own feces on walls. Little bitches of men. The smallest of men.
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