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Jasper Alva 🔞

@jasperalva.bsky.social
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NO MINORS! Any Pronoun! 27 Years Old! A Vtuber Spider Boi who streams games!!

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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GOOD MORNING!!!! We're leaving New Orleans today, so we got some Bignets! The trip was a lot of fun, and all we have left is the last train ride!
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also hit the warhammer shop here, very nice guy running the place. We spent money. Lots of money. Deamons for her second army, codex for my second army, and the last centuar I need for 1000 points :)
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Zoo was nice, humid as he'll, but thats Louisiana for ya. Lots of fun times, little upset the sea lions weren't out, but we did hear them and partially see them through the fence. Also saw some duck on duck gang violence. These were the winners.
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aquarium was fun!! Got food at the café there, enjoyed the fish and bugs. Really got me excited for the zoo tomorrow frfr. Have a picture of a penguin mogging us.
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dinner!! It was very good, we just have a few more hours till we hit New Orleans!!
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm a Tank I'm a Tank I'm a Tank Streams done, good Tank, 11/10 #40k #warhammer #imperialguard #krieg #streamer #spidertuber #punktuber
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Bi visibility day!! I know you see me~
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Good morning! All I see on my feed now is great art and good models. I am truly blessed today.
My spider vtuber model, praying with his hands together and a light shining down on him.
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Its birf day Hap birf me Fuckin 27
My spider model, smiling happily
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We're live with @shatursugah.bsky.social!!! Commentary for Backyard Baseball!! twitch.tv/jasperalva
The backyard baseball opening screen with me (tiny spider) and shatur (hotdogs with a jester hat on) sitting on a table with microphones infront of us.
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It Begins~ #vtuber #warhammer40k #Envtuber #40k
Beginning building of the Warhammer 40K AFV Hippogriff
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yipee!! #warhammer40k #vtuber #envtuber
The Warhammer 40K Astra Militarum HippoGriff Armored Fighting Vehicle (AFV) boxed model set
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Corporate hired this guy just for this job. It helps that he's Itty bitty 🤏 Thank you again @hatchetko.bsky.social for the wonderful Model and Meme! #vtuber #spidertuber #envtuber #punktuber
The most blank expression from my new spider model, the top text saying "I have hired this to stare at you"

His four eyes staring into your soul like God intended.
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Reminder!! June 23rd, 10am cst 5 year anniversary stream!! We got a new model! We got a Mecha Chameleon collab!! We got ... DAMN IT TODD ... Skyrim 24 hour challenge run ... :^) Hope to see you guys there!! #vtuber #skyrim #elderscrolls #streamer #anniversary #spidertuber
5 Year Anniversary Stream: June 23, 10am CST

24 Hour "Spider-Born" Playthrough:
0.3 player height
Light armor only
Daggers only

Mecha Chameleon Collab:
7pm cst
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Hi Mama Maid 💙 My name is Jasper Alva, previously a Cowboy Cowboy who was experemented on, and changed into a Spider Person. Model and reference by @hatchetko.bsky.social
My full model reference, full with toggleabke spider legs, toggleable jacket, and toggleable hair colors.
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I promise you there's a better screen cap Opera watching over the Prydwen as the Brotherhood shows up
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
You know Jowol, there's a small channel I like to go to. Up and coming streamer, seems like a cool guy. Maybe you could watch some of his stuff, you might like it. :)
It's a screen shot of Ray Narvaez Jr's channel link in YouTube. And shows the following:

Ray Narvaez Jr.
@rayyylmao
601k subscribers •2.7k videos
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Previously a Cowboy Cowboy, but after getting kidnapped, I was experimented on till the scientists changed my DNA to a Peacock Spiders. Now I lean more into a Punk Esthetic then a western esthetic. Artist @hatchetko.bsky.social :)
Model Reference for my Spider Vtuber, complete with the different hair variations, toggle jacket, and spider legs.
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Im also willing
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Late night dogs dude :)
Hot dogs in buns with chili, sourkraut, sweet relish, and mustard
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
*squints* Fighting?? Yeah bud??? You sure buddy???? www.quotev.com/quiz/1234335...
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I'm Jasper Alva, Punk Spider VTuber, variety streamer, and world record speedrun holder. Streams are currently in the later afternoon on Mondays and Wednesdays, and mid day Fridays. (Unless things come up) Art tag: #Jaspart Reference and main model by @hatchetko.bsky.social
Reference Art for Punk Spider Vtuber Model. Showing the side, front with the jacket and front without the jacket, and the back.
References for the alternative hair colors. (Blue, Purple, and Green)
And color references for the model.
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Yes officer, I'm the one being called out here
Smug Twink Spider Boy with the text "You like Sleep Token cause they wear masks and no shirts, don't you?"
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Fucking Finally dude I've been here the whole time
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
This is what its like being my friend. @avivavt.bsky.social
A home screen on a phone where the notification shows me saying the word "porn" with no context
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🕸️10 Games to Get to Know Me 🕸️ Yeah ... I'm just a simple lil spider boi. Also a fair bit of these were from my childhood. Art by @hatchetko.bsky.social
10 games are:
Call of Duty 2 (First Call of Duty)
Minecraft (Specifically the XBox 360 Edition)
Battleblock Theater (A classic, and I will drag more friends into this game)
Call of Duty World at War (The GOAT, and my speedrun world record game!)
Age of Empires 2 (My first RTS and its still so solid)
Dragon Quest 9 (First RPG and I love it to death)
Outer Wilds (The newest of the games, and it was just so beautifully put together)
Halo 3 ODST (Not the first Halo I played, but the best)
Pokemon Emerald (Best Pokemon game, and no, the amount of water on the map is not an issue)
Stonehearth (A beautiful colony builder that I wish more people knew about)
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
A new addition to the guitar case from @knictoons.bsky.social I love how she's looking at the crown like "Well what the heck is this?"
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
New Schedule Just dropped!! Hopefully Shantae works better then it did last time. But we will be playing more Signalis this week as well!! Honestly super excited to play more of it!!
Stream Schedule
10-18 to 10/24
(All times CST)
Saturday - Rest day
Sunday - Rest Day
Monday - Signalis - 6 PM
Teusday - Rest Day
Wednesday - Shantae Advanced - 11 AM
Thursday - Rest Day
Friday - Signalis - 7 PM
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Chat Do you think he's ready for what he's about to get himself into? 30 min till stream!!
Spider Vtuber smiling in front of the opening menu for Signalis, a phsycological horror game.
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Totally not late on this teehee BUT YEAH NEW SCHEDULES!! Jumping back into Shantae on Wednesday And starting Signalis on Monday and Friday!! My pick of scary game for the month and I'm excited to try it!! Hope to see you all there @ twitch.tv/jasperalva #vtuber #vsky #spidertuber #envtuber
Stream Schedule:

Saturday- Rest Day
Sunday- Rest Day
Monday- Signalis 6pm
Tuesday- Rest Day
Wednesday Shantae Advance: Risky Revolution 11am
Thursday- Rest Day
Friday- Signalis 6pm
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I am your Spider!! Reminder that the Rebrand is October 9th!! Thats NEXT WEEK!! That day will come fast so keep an eye out for the announcments!! Model's done by the wonderful and fantastic @hatchetko.bsky.social #vtuber #vsky #streamer #spidertuber #envtuber
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Not me, dropping my full model mid announcment of a rebrand to see what Glasses thinks I'd be 👉👈
Cute twink boy with spider features like four fuzzy spider legs on his back, four eyes, and small mouth fangs.

Wearing a black body suit with a web designed "boob window", dark shorts with a chain on one side, torn fishnets, and boots that go to his knees. White sleeves go to his shoulder, and his wrists have brown arm bands. The other variation has a green jacket with fur in the collar.

Alternate hair colors are also shown.
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Changes Coming October 9th 1 PM CST Be There Or Else~ #vtuber #vsky #streamer #rebrand #spidertuber #envtuber
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Chat, am I Special Week Coded? www.quotev.com/quiz/1709812...
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Happy 1 Year Anniversary @riveroharevt.bsky.social I love you dearly, and even if you drive me a little crazy sometimes, and even if I dont understand Omegaverse stuff when you yap about it, I still feel myself smiling when I hear your voice. I couldn't ask for anyone else. 💙💙💙
My cowboy cowboy self, holding my partner River, who is a western goth themed rabbit boy, from behind. River is holding a jar of fireflies and the background is the night sky.

The general feel is very lovie
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The only Achievements I'm missing in Easy Red 2 ... And they're the hardest achievements to get imo
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Fishing Jamboree is in an hour, and the hosts are ready to go!! @casmurdis.bsky.social #vtuber #streamer #vsky #fishing #minecraft
Me, a Cowboy cowboy and Casti, a red haired rat boy, are both using our smaller, more goofy/chibi models. We are behind a table that says "Fishing Jambo" with a circle in the middle that has 2 Minecraft fish in it. On the table is a microphone for both of us, and a legally different water bottle.
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
European Tiktoker's: "Oh my god, a European Heat wave is so bad. It's terrible." Me, a southerner, sitting in my car on lunch: :^) life be lifin'
A picture of my cars dashboard where the time says 4:00pm and 100°F
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
@vlympia.bsky.social Has Officially started!! You're boy is going to be in: Lethal company June 1st 5pm cst MarioKart 8 Deluxe June 8th 3pm cst Helldivers 2 June 11 6:30pm cst I'm really excited for it this year! Here's the trading card for the me! Skrungly Jasper by @riveroharevt.bsky.social
2025 Vlympia Trading Card for me, Jasper.

The border is a lined and stared outlining, colored brown, gold, and Grey. The picture in the middle is a skrungly Jasper art, in his usual cowboy outfit of white button up under a brown vest, blue jeans woth cowboy boots. A blue bandana and a cowboy hat to match.

The other information on the card is:
JasperAlvaUshi
He/Him
Player R
Four stars!!
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
It's almost that time of year Where the gays thaw out and spread mischief and happiness and kiss the other gays. Happy Pride Everyone #vtuber #streamer #envtuber
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Streams Over!! We now have food and will be eating this shit up. Idk what it is, Aphid my sibiling made it, but it smells divine
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Does Test stream Me: Nice it works, now we can start streaming again!! My Brain: Slaps me with an unwant to do anything but lay in bed all day on my off days
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I had 3 guesses And I still got it wrong
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I am alive I just wanna put that out there I ain't dead, we are still figuring out the internet thing I love the country, I really do ... but the internet sucks out here. In the meantime though, have dog pic That's Rogue, her back legs don't work too good, and my sister colored her tail.
A very happy, very fluffy light tan and white colored pomeranian. And yes, she's smiling.
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Chimken Wraps anyone?
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
NEW SCHEDULE!! Featuring my Hare!! @riveroharevt.bsky.social is my valentines this year!! A lot of TBD, simply based on how tings work out for the week! Also very excited for Monday!! More Info Later!! #vtuber #streamer #mootuber #cowtuber #valentines
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
NEW SCHEDULE!! Lot of collabs this week!!
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Jasper Alva 🔞 @jasperalva.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
NEW SCHEDULE!! 1-25 TO 1-31
Schedule for streams:
1-25 - no stream
1-26 - no stream
1-27 - no stream
1-28 - Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer - 6:30pm cst
1-29 - no stream
1-30 - Let's Build Minecraft: Jamboree - 4 pm cst
1-31 - Stardew Valley - 10 am cst
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